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Mickey Flykick
@mickeyflykick.bsky.social
Comedian(ish), podcaster(ish) Archer(ish) and all around good fellow(ish). My Podcast “Monomaniacal w/ Mickey Flykick” available wherever you get podcasts. https://sites.libsyn.com/501443
Greg Bovino has been found dead underneath a medium sized toadstool
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Much like they did with gay marriage, civil rights, the wars in the gulf, going all the way back to unions fighting for fair working conditions liberals will show up a day late and a dollar short and act like they were always on the right side of history.
lol but [serious voice now] these fuckers are gonna try to jump in front of all the work the left and regular people have done and try to set up a tollbooth and it’s important that we invite them all to enjoy an unseasoned bowl of turds.
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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i will never not be militant about trans rights

cis people: demand nothing less than full, unequivocal rights for trans people and do not accept from anyone the idea that it is naive to demand it

we deserve what you have
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I can’t wait to tell this story on the podcast one day, because omg I didn’t have the slightest idea this was going to happen 😂
Yeah I've been waiting to drop this one. Hbomax feed could never. #aewcollision
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 AM
There will be no justice until every fascist is dangling from a rope.
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Grabbing a leprechaun by the collar and dragging him all the way to Shenron like "see? This guy seems to have no problem granting wishes without ironic twists. So I don't know what your fucking problem is"
January 24, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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love that goku
January 23, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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There came a day where screen time died and all the old gods returned.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Holy shit that Marina reversal was IN-CRED-IBLE
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Why don’t they have a video referee for wrestling? I think it would significantly reduce the outrageous number of missed calls in this sport 🤼
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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But then Jet Li gets all the fake hair! Maybe it was a power move, maybe he was like “only the star gets the fun wigs”
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This movie is dumb beyond dumb which is why it kicks ass
I feel like 99% of us have seen The One and 99% of people not on Bluesky have not seen The One and don’t know how good a movie about Jet Li karate fighting Spacecop Delroy Lindo could be
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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heaven’s gate without the swaggy nikes
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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what kind of Footloose ass shit is this
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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RIP Scott Adams, Gone But Not Remembered
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The trash can baseball bat guy in Slipknot either has an enormous inferiority or superiority complex. Nothing else
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Me on my morning walk
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
“Magneto, your reign of terror is over. Your magnetic powers are useless for escaping this state of the art paper prison, so don’t even try it!”

*RRRRRRIIIIIPPPP*

“So do we try wood next?”
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
My dad’s dad was obsessed with trains, cranes, Meccano and number plates. My mum’s dad obsessively turned off every appliance at the wall every single night. But neurodivergent people are new so these are just coincidences.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m grateful that Tanahashi retired on a loss. It’s wrasslin’ 101. You lose in your home town and you go out on your back to retire.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
It tickles me how the meds that are more likely to be abused are also the cheapest. Less than 10 bucks for 50 Valium but boring ol’ lamotrigine is like twice that price.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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You have no fucking idea lol
From your lips to God’s ears, Greg the Groyper
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The Gestapo goes to the gallows. That’s it, that’s what they deserve
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Elon Musk is a pedophile.
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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What is the point of looking for that guy, he absolutely sucked. What are they gonna do when they find him? “Hey we took that ring you loved so much and threw it in a volcano, just thought you’d be interested”
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM