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Spooky Flykick
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Comedian(ish), podcaster(ish) Archer(ish) and all around good fellow(ish). My Podcast “Monomaniacal w/ Mickey Flykick” available wherever you get podcasts. https://sites.libsyn.com/501443
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Your AEW Men’s World Champion HANGMAN ADAM PAGE
This idiot is Australian. It’s impossible to avoid the news about the NYC mayoral race but you’re a psycho if you say anything except “he seems ——“ why the fuck should we care about the cost of buses thousands of miles away?
The likeliest net result of comparing Mamdani to Nazis isn't going to be that every Democrat is suddenly convinced Mamdani is a Nazi but that all of your accusations are meaningless and more Zohrans will get elected
Imagine living a life so reprehensible that you have to be buried in an unmarked grave like any old corpse in a potters field because people will destroy it. It’s like one step above dropping Bin Laden’s body in the ocean.
Secret funeral: Charlie Kirk reportedly buried at Catholic parish in Phoenix, Arizona in ceremony with only his family members and close friends in attendance. His gravesite is unmarked.
I don’t know if we’re still doing the ratio thing but if so holy fuck look at that ratio
One of the all time awesome guys
it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
Same. “Oh he said he didn’t do it” gee you think the biggest lying grifter of today might also lie about that?
There’s something poetic about having a heart problem that prevents you from treating your brain problem
This but also Dave Anthony on The Dollop.
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
I assume that once we tax billionaires the government would also be set up in a way that everyone’s tax money goes to improving society.
Shout out to my nana who was the first person to exclusively call me Mickey. She’d call me Mickey Jim which sounds like a guy in The Departed
AI is very evil but it’s also important to remember the quality of this shit has stalled hard, not that it was ever high quality. They like that people think it’s gonna be a some kind of skynet bullshit because that implies it’s more significant than this dog shit.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
Saw a scrub turkey making his little mound of dirt and couldn’t help saying “hell yeah, brother” cause I respect the tenacity
This’ll cure my depression for like a month
My house was haunted by a Rude Ghost. It called me a “twirly moustache having bitch” and did a pop shove-it through the wall.
Let's Learn about types of ghosts
I fill like she got deeply owned by someone posting her selfies and now thinks that works on everyone else.
When a phoney progressive like Punk meets an actual progressive like Hangman they get so mad
Ahh, yes, CM Punk, supporter of the next generation of young guys that somehow couldn’t figure out a way to get along with Hangman Page and refused to lose to him. What a guy!
Continues to climb up the list of people who have to be Dealt With
If bluesky is irrelevant why won’t these shit heads shut up about it?
These Chotiner jokes are one of my favourite gags online in a while
Be the change you want to see in the world. Which is why I’ll always compliment people’s cool shirts
Me: I think that vigilantism is a reactionary ideology that leads to totalitarianism
Chotiner: and those Batman books behind you…
Me: This interview is over