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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 9h

Home from work and the time change has me absolutely famished.

So I'm breaking the rules for the month to have a snack before dinner.

A handful of peanuts and macadamia nuts.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 10h

Sounds like it's time for a Hannibal rewatch. Or an Archive 81 relisten.

Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh good question. Let's start with a nice round 10, since she came into the story a little late and presumably had some Purphoros worshiping happening before joining the party.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 1d

D&D cancelled for tonight, so it's that time again.

A picture of an adventuring party from the tabletop roleplaying game book Daggerheart. The image shows a group of adventurers gathered around a makeshift campfire, under a tarp. They are surrounded by the remains of their recent kill, an enormous sea creature. They appear to be preparing to cook and it eat its remains. Text is overlaid stating "Ask me anything about TTRPGs or my TTRPG characters."

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 1d

Got a haircut.

The hair salon was playing Christmas music.

Frosty has arrived. You cannot escape him. Or the magic in his old silk hat. You will be merry.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 2d

I have watched the first 2 episodes of IT: Welcome to Derry. And my opinion is:

This show fuckin' SLAPS.

I get vibes of both Fallout and Lovecraft Country and I mean those comparisons as HUGE compliments.

10/10, do recommend for horror fans and King fans.

Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 2d

Calm, lazy Saturdays are for paging through new TTRPG deliveries. My MCDM Draw Steel books have arrived!

A picture of 2 tabletop roleplaying game books. The MCDM Draw Steel Monsters book and the MCDM Draw Steel Heroes book. They stand side by side on a green cloth couch.

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Demiplane @demiplane.com · 3d

A little #Daggerheart Halloween treat from Darrington Press! 🩸

⚔️ As a Blood Hunter, you'll harness the power of hemocraft - better known as 'blood magic' - by exploring one of three new subclass options!

Take Blood Hunter for a spin now on Demiplane for free ▶️ app.demiplane.com/nexus/dagger...

Now Available to Playtest
Blood Hunter
Explore a New Class & Domain on DaggerheartNexus.com

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

It's rough out here.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

Me: I want Thimble and Tyranny to tear Wicander in half between them. But in like a weird degradation/praise kink kind of way. But then also literally, kind of.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a red coat is standing in front of a parade of soldiers and says do you hear the people sing ?

ALT: a man in a red coat is standing in front of a parade of soldiers and says do you hear the people sing ?

media.tenor.com

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

SURPRISE TO US ALL

youtu.be/7nODHyw3lgs?...

Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer

YouTube video by Nintendo of America

youtu.be

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

I think the Version 3.0 update is for both Switch and Switch 2, according to the trailer!

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 4d

Nintendo dropping an enormous free content update for Animal Crossing is just...so fun and so wild. What on earth.

New game play. New villagers. LEGO and Legend of Zelda furniture and clothing. BULK CRAFTING.

Wild. Absolutely, brilliantly wild behavior. I would expect nothing less.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 6d

👀👀

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

Listen. You can't play D&D in the Theros setting and NOT have Iroas and Mogis fuckin' nasty style throughout the ages. I'd say old man yaoi but really when can you call immortal deities "old." #Thades

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

The Nylea/Pharika ship dynamic (one that is woefully under represented in the writings) is called FurScale.

The Keranos/Purphoros one is called HammerDown.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

There's an abandoned library in Asphodel that is really just old Theros pantheon Ao3 fanfic style writing. 30k Iroas/Mogis brothers to lovers to enemies arc, dub con, Westermarck Effect Does Not Apply, Dead Dove, Wincest, etc etc.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

I HAVE SO MANY LORE DROPS CHAMBERED AND WAITING. We are entering the "find out" stage of a number of things now!!! #Thades

kate @engine000.bsky.social · 7d

our fairly short dnd sessions mean sometimes all we get are crazy lore drops but also omg… the lore drops……

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wagnahark nonagesimus @wagnarok.bsky.social · 7d

"If you give a mouse a cookie...you end up in the underworld."

#Thades

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

When a god of valorous battle and a god of bloodshed love each other very much... #Thades

A screenshot from Twitter. It shows a 2-panel meme from the Simpsons. The top panel shows a bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign." The bottom panel is altered to show the driver taping a sign tat says "The Westermarck Effect does not apply to the Greek pantheon."

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

The Westermarck Effect does not apply to the Greek pantheon etc etc.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

The Time Break!

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 7d

Amanda mentioned Unraveled during D&D last night and now I am rewatching all of them.

"It's name is The Gushen."
"Baby Mario gave the order."
"God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished."

Ahhh what a good series.

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Patrice @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social · 8d

"Can you jump start a dragon's breath weapon if you give them GERD?"

"If it's a black dragon*, yes." #TyrannyDnD

*their breath weapon is acid

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