Patrice
@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social
Often awkward. Always amiable. Fantasy fan. Gamer geek. Nonstop nerd. Pittsburgh proud. Sci-fi supporter. Wordplay wonder. (He/Him)
Every episode of Malevolent is just me yelling "HARLAN GUTHRIE TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK."
Complimentary, delighted
Complimentary, delighted
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every episode of Malevolent is just me yelling "HARLAN GUTHRIE TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK."
Complimentary, delighted
Complimentary, delighted
The Box Grater: God's most homicidal kitchen utensil.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Box Grater: God's most homicidal kitchen utensil.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Anyway, gonna be fun to grow back that bit of thumb nail.
Oh it is WIMDY wimdy outside today.
a fox is standing in the snow with a sticker that says `` ta vento '' .
ALT: a fox is standing in the snow with a sticker that says `` ta vento '' .
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December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Oh it is WIMDY wimdy outside today.
Lorwyn Eclipsed heralding the return of bastard man (gender neutral) Oko and possibly mono-White Liliana.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lorwyn Eclipsed heralding the return of bastard man (gender neutral) Oko and possibly mono-White Liliana.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
A bounty of riches. Terrible, terrible riches.
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two incredible anecdotes back-to-back
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
two incredible anecdotes back-to-back
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everything you use is being taken over by the same group chat
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — TikTok signs deal to sell US unit to American investors, including Oracle, Silver Lake.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
everything you use is being taken over by the same group chat
Sometimes you try a new recipe for dinner and it turns out...fine.
Not "I can't eat this, time for takeout" but also not "I'll make this again." Just a serviceable combo of ingredients that sustains the body. Nothing more or less.
Anyway. Doing a reliable favorite tomorrow to make up for today.
Not "I can't eat this, time for takeout" but also not "I'll make this again." Just a serviceable combo of ingredients that sustains the body. Nothing more or less.
Anyway. Doing a reliable favorite tomorrow to make up for today.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes you try a new recipe for dinner and it turns out...fine.
Not "I can't eat this, time for takeout" but also not "I'll make this again." Just a serviceable combo of ingredients that sustains the body. Nothing more or less.
Anyway. Doing a reliable favorite tomorrow to make up for today.
Not "I can't eat this, time for takeout" but also not "I'll make this again." Just a serviceable combo of ingredients that sustains the body. Nothing more or less.
Anyway. Doing a reliable favorite tomorrow to make up for today.
I am...so sleepy. All day the eepy sleeps have been stalking my steps.
Mayhaps an early bedtime. Or mayhaps several shots of caffeine.
Mayhaps an early bedtime. Or mayhaps several shots of caffeine.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am...so sleepy. All day the eepy sleeps have been stalking my steps.
Mayhaps an early bedtime. Or mayhaps several shots of caffeine.
Mayhaps an early bedtime. Or mayhaps several shots of caffeine.
Just the Champion of the Furfrou League relaxing with their Furfrou.
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just the Champion of the Furfrou League relaxing with their Furfrou.
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Yuletide greetings from all of us at Supergiant!🎄🌨️ We invite you to bask in the warmth and magick of Hecate's Yule Log cauldron, just in time for any seasonal festivities. Thank you for playing Hades II!🌖
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0...
Hades II - Witch of the Crossroads Yule Log [4k]
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yuletide greetings from all of us at Supergiant!🎄🌨️ We invite you to bask in the warmth and magick of Hecate's Yule Log cauldron, just in time for any seasonal festivities. Thank you for playing Hades II!🌖
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0...
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NATURAL 20 TO KILL THE BEAST (fungal nightmare). 35 COLD DAMAGE ON A RAY OF FROST CANTRIP. #CityofDoors
If I roll another Natural 1 this session, my character is yeeting themself into the clockwork void. #CityofDoors
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
NATURAL 20 TO KILL THE BEAST (fungal nightmare). 35 COLD DAMAGE ON A RAY OF FROST CANTRIP. #CityofDoors
If I roll another Natural 1 this session, my character is yeeting themself into the clockwork void. #CityofDoors
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If I roll another Natural 1 this session, my character is yeeting themself into the clockwork void. #CityofDoors
My plan: Jump down on a pipe, crawl on it, cast Heat Metal and burn the Fungal Nightmare to death.
The reality: Roll a Nat 1 Dex Save to stick the landing, use Tinker's Magic to make a Crawling Claw grappling hook in mid-air, use Flash of Genius to catch a pipe. Dangle 50ft in midair. #CityofDoors
The reality: Roll a Nat 1 Dex Save to stick the landing, use Tinker's Magic to make a Crawling Claw grappling hook in mid-air, use Flash of Genius to catch a pipe. Dangle 50ft in midair. #CityofDoors
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My plan: Jump down on a pipe, crawl on it, cast Heat Metal and burn the Fungal Nightmare to death.
The reality: Roll a Nat 1 Dex Save to stick the landing, use Tinker's Magic to make a Crawling Claw grappling hook in mid-air, use Flash of Genius to catch a pipe. Dangle 50ft in midair. #CityofDoors
The reality: Roll a Nat 1 Dex Save to stick the landing, use Tinker's Magic to make a Crawling Claw grappling hook in mid-air, use Flash of Genius to catch a pipe. Dangle 50ft in midair. #CityofDoors
It begins. 🌨️☃️
a cartoon of snoopy laying in a red house in the snow
Alt: A gif from the cartoon show Peanuts. It shows Snoopy lying on top of his red dog house as the snow falls down on and around him.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It begins. 🌨️☃️
Every day I wake up and check the news for updates on her.
a large fire is coming out of a building at night
Alt: A gif of the Gävle goat, a large straw goat erected to celebrate Christmas. In this gif the goat is shown being consumed in flames. There is a long running history of arson and vandalism to the goat where it is erected.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Every day I wake up and check the news for updates on her.
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"can we make our direwolf pee in the gross tepid water in the cave?"
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"can we make our direwolf pee in the gross tepid water in the cave?"
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
"javrak's not that character."
"would kapheira?"
"ew! that's MAN behavior."
"well now she's GOTTA do it. for feminism."
#thades
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December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
