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Mike Shaw
@mikeshaw.bsky.social
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roberthutton.co.uk
This is a great example of the @gralefrit.bsky.social observation that the funniest joke is the one told between family members in the front row of a funeral.
zeets.bsky.social Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 14h
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Taking enshittification to an entirely new level. 💩
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Mike Shaw
mrjalco.bsky.social
Are you a car nerd or sci-fi geek? Maybe you want to buy something for someone who is?

Good news! You can get tees and high quality art prints at my online store. Mugs and coasters coming soon.

(I hate to pimp this again, but the Probe isn’t going to restore itself, sadly).

mrjalco.myshopify.com
Art by Mr Jalco
Human made artwork and merchandise from Mr Jalco, an Artist based in Britain. Obsessed with sci-fi, cars, dogs and all things "geek". I never use AI, and all products are designed to be as sustainable...
mrjalco.myshopify.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
You can't call him that...
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
If classic cars in front of aircraft is your thing, Brooklands museum is your destination.
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Why do I hurt my brain like this?

#twen25ive (Game 162)
I scored 25 points
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Current Streak: 4
twod.net/25/

#Hangram Game 162
I scored 6 points
twod.net/hangram
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account.
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
I forgot to have more coffee. 😵‍💫

#twen25ive (Game 161)
I scored 23 points
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Current Streak: 3
twod.net/25/

twod.net/hangram/ 💀
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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bryb.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Get a load of this. 😆
A post from ViperThreat: Worked as an on-call computer tech for about a year, and I've seen some weird shit. Plenty of Hoarders, elderly men with interesting sexual fantasies, Multimillonaire Lawyers with closets full of gay porn, etc. The weirdest one was this cool old dude who had retired and lived in a double-wide trailer in a fairly nice retirement trailer park. His house had one of those trains that traveled along the walls from room to room, occasionally poking through walls and such. The primary purpose of this train was to carry his bird (a blue macaw IIRC) around the house. From his explanation, the bird had some birth defects and had difficulty flying, so they built the train for the bird to cruise around the house on. This may not sound all that weird to you, but let me set the stage for you: You're a college student removing a stupid browser hijack from some old guy's computer. You're nearly done with the job when you hear a clacking sound and look up to see a toy train crossing your vision. Aboard the train is a decently sized bird that makes eye contact with you and says "choo choo motherfucker" before disappearing into the next room. One of the most surreal moments of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
#twen25ive (Game 160)
I scored 25 points
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Current Streak: 2
twod.net/25/

#Hangram Game 160
I scored 2 points
twod.net/hangram

I've changed my mind, 25 is more 🤯 than Hangram. I either get them all or can't even work out the clue. Thanks @twod.net.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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mrjalco.bsky.social
Another new car tee design is up on my store now too. This one may bring a tear to the eye of 90s/00s mod scene nerds like me… (pouring one out for Project Thunder)

mrjalco.myshopify.com/products/sta...
Lax Power Tee
The late 90s and early 00s was a wonderful time for modified car enthusiasts. Of course, the vast majority of those mad creations are now long dead - most likely wrapped around a lamp post in a Tesco ...
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December 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Your last photo is what's coming to save you when it all goes wrong

😑
Sorry, this is not helpful alt text, but I honestly don't know how to describe it. Ok, I'll give it a go ... it's a large seemingly inflatable stage decoration supposedly of comedian Ross Noble's head springing out of a jack-in-the-box. Except it looks like a gargoyle of UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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joebaldwin.me.uk
I’m all for a special involving Michael McIntyre and The Wheel if the wheel in question is the breaking wheel
continuitytweets.bsky.social The 'Skeets' @continuitytweets.bsky.social · 6d
This has been put together by the 'Defund The BBC' lot.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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sardonicus.eu
a menu with a food item called seizure salad
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Goodnight Geraldine.

www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new...
JLR axes design boss Gerry McGovern | Autocar
Sources tell Autocar and Autocar India that the Coventry-born designer was asked to leave the firm on Monday
www.autocar.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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mrjalco.bsky.social
I finally got my online print store up and running. Initially there are a number of prints available, covering motorsport, road cars, geeky stuff and nature.

Soon much more will be added including t-shirts and mugs.

Let me know what you'd like to see!

mrjalco.myshopify.com
Art by Mr Jalco
Human made artwork and merchandise from Mr Jalco, an Artist based in Britain. Obsessed with sci-fi, cars, dogs and all things "geek". I never use AI, and all products are designed to be as sustainable...
mrjalco.myshopify.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Not the most flattering colour.

Cardle 1/5
Streak 29🔥
Total Score 1034
🟢 🟢 🟢

playcardle.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Loving your Godzilla follow-up @mrjalco.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
#twen25ive (Game 156)
I scored 25 points
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Current Streak: 2
twod.net/25/

#Hangram Game 156
I scored 6 points
twod.net/hangram

I sat and stared at that Hangram for a full five minutes before getting the final letter. 🤯
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
#twen25ive (Game 155)
I scored 25 points
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Current Streak: 1
twod.net/25/

#Hangram Game 155
I scored 5 points
twod.net/hangram
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Reposted by Mike Shaw
stansaidairport.bsky.social
Right, that's the Airbus updates done, next job...

#SolarFlares
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1993 Nissan 200SX
1993 Vauxhall Senator 24v
1998 Subaru Impreza Turbo "Terzo"
2006 Subaru Legacy 3.0 Spec B
1985 Mercedes 190e 2.3-16
chrisfm52e.bsky.social Chris Mountford @chrisfm52e.bsky.social · 11d
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

1972 MGB GT
1983 Audi 80 CD
1991 Mercedes 190e
2001 Vauxhall Corsa
2004 BMW 545i Touring
justhere4coffee.bsky.social JustHere4Coffee @justhere4coffee.bsky.social · 11d
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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debjitduttaart.bsky.social
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
mikeshaw.bsky.social
Always a bit of a laugh seeing old mates on the tellybox. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM