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all my favorite sports teams are bad
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Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.

Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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my ability to be normal for the next 2-30 years will be dependent on this man. i wish him the best.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl promotional stuff this year is really going above and beyond.
The first American pope has received a papal lawn mower for use around the Vatican Gardens.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Ok I’m back to hating on them.
Notre Dame is sitting out this bowl season.
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Penn State:
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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We'll swing by THE McDonald's.

Trains? You like trains? We got those.
Coach Campbell, can I interest you in a Sheetz coffee for breakfast, then Best Way for lunch, then we’ll end the night at Mike’s Court for dinner?
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Paterno Cult’s days/hours are dwindling. We have a shot! Hold the line!
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Pat Kraft...bring me Matt Campbell.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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LSU's search involved a loudmouth governor blowing up the whole process and embarrassing the university and state. They got the best candidate on the market. Penn State has had a very quiet search with limited leaking and they've gotten life lessons about how the universe gets swallowed by the sun
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Penn State Twitter is a hellscape right now. Check in if you dare.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Spotted at the Altoona Sheetz???
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me to Pat Kraft:
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Always remember Lane Kiffin is a Nepo Baby. This is classic Nepo Baby behavior. Please continue to follow me for basic psychological examinations of football coaches.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me: “Penn State is going to a bowl game.”

My wife: “That’s ridiculous.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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imagine being this guy
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
AS I WAS SAYING
this first half should just about do it for the Terry Smith HC campaign. Seriously. I’m serious. Everyone just be serious for a moment.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
this first half should just about do it for the Terry Smith HC campaign. Seriously. I’m serious. Everyone just be serious for a moment.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
oh yeah…this PSU/Rutgers is just going to be Classic butt football
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Penn State: one final regular season rodeo.

Let’s ride.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just got the call. Didn't get the position.
I will be applying for the open Head Coach position at Penn State.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Terry, please be Bob Chesney's GM.
Terry Smith is asked if he has an interview scheduled with AD Pat Kraft. Said he's focused on Rutgers but thinks he'll have a chance to interview here

"I love Penn State. I'd be open to any possibilities here. I'd like to be the head coach here."
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what if I told you you could convince me this might be a good option for PSU?
This is never how it actually works out, but there are worse ideas than hiring Terry Smith for cheap, redirecting some funds to the roster, and declining to pray that Eli Drinkwitz learns game management one day
Terry Smith on if he's ready to be a head coach: "I was always ready to be a head coach. I was a head coach for 12 years in high school. It's a different level. But leading men is leading men. Coaching is coaching."
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Scoreboard out at Beaver Stadium…
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The rumors are true: I will be in attendance for the PSU/Nebraska game today. Updates to follow.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM