mimon fishbum
@mimonfishbaum.bsky.social
big city lice
union member & steward
union member & steward
Pinned
Curling my fucking ass off
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Curling my fucking ass off
"You see, we would use the gestapo nicely."
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
"You see, we would use the gestapo nicely."
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[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
Just need to put this on the record somewhere: this James Talrico guy is the biggest fraud out there. That's all. Carry on.
Weird story I've been watching across a few other social networks re: the Democratic senate primary in Texas between James Talarico and Jasmine Crockett. 🧵
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Just need to put this on the record somewhere: this James Talrico guy is the biggest fraud out there. That's all. Carry on.
Shut the fuck up you trash bag of mashed potatoes looking motherfucker lmao
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Shut the fuck up you trash bag of mashed potatoes looking motherfucker lmao
Bieber doing bar gig loop station work makes sense. There's nothing left to do.
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Bieber doing bar gig loop station work makes sense. There's nothing left to do.
Wife is watching the Grammys and all these people sound exactly the same.
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Wife is watching the Grammys and all these people sound exactly the same.
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Sitting around all day watching curling trials
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sitting around all day watching curling trials
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remember, this is only the sprawling elite pedophile cabal that we know about
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
remember, this is only the sprawling elite pedophile cabal that we know about
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The big club George Carlin was talking about? It’s NAMBLA
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
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January 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The big club George Carlin was talking about? It’s NAMBLA
I am not making this up or embellishing at all; I'm fucking pumped for the Olympics
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I am not making this up or embellishing at all; I'm fucking pumped for the Olympics
This is maybe the closest thing you'll ever get to a Family Band Massacre reunion. At least 4 of us, maybe 5 or 6 will be there! 2 will be playing actual instruments! I will be stoned and will maybe share a car beer.
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This is maybe the closest thing you'll ever get to a Family Band Massacre reunion. At least 4 of us, maybe 5 or 6 will be there! 2 will be playing actual instruments! I will be stoned and will maybe share a car beer.
There are two types of people in this world: people who consider their pets to be siblings and people who consider their pets to be married
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There are two types of people in this world: people who consider their pets to be siblings and people who consider their pets to be married
The number of people who still think WikiLeaks was fake is crazy to me
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The number of people who still think WikiLeaks was fake is crazy to me
I will probably regret eating 4 jalapenos with my Church's chicken, but it won't be right now.
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I will probably regret eating 4 jalapenos with my Church's chicken, but it won't be right now.
Getting into Magnum PI. And let me say 🤌
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Getting into Magnum PI. And let me say 🤌
Its good enough to put in your lunch box for leftover Choinese at work
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Its good enough to put in your lunch box for leftover Choinese at work
Sounds like someone who needs his ass kicked
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Sounds like someone who needs his ass kicked
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did Alan Dershowitz draw this email up bsky.app/profile/just...
Below is the buyout offer all CBS Evening News staff received today.
"We hope you are excited about this vision, but we understand that some of you may not be, and we want to provide support. As such, we are offering an extraordinary chance to leave CBS News with an enhanced separation payment."
"We hope you are excited about this vision, but we understand that some of you may not be, and we want to provide support. As such, we are offering an extraordinary chance to leave CBS News with an enhanced separation payment."
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
did Alan Dershowitz draw this email up bsky.app/profile/just...
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This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
For all the fearmongering about capital flight from New York City, there’s an exodus few want to talk about: working people.
Sky-high rents and outrageous child care costs are already pushing families out of the city they keep running.
That’s what we have to change.
That’s what we have to change.
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
Boned up for Chinese delivery
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Boned up for Chinese delivery
They shoulda left his bitch ass in space
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
They shoulda left his bitch ass in space
You cannot talk about glory to god and Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl, you fuckin dummies
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
You cannot talk about glory to god and Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl, you fuckin dummies