mingusmonk
@mingusmonk.bsky.social
*he/him in flyover country
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February 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Never mind. Both Drum Corps International and The Blue Devils have resumed posting on X, The Everything App (everything includes Gronk CSAM).
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Never mind. Both Drum Corps International and The Blue Devils have resumed posting on X, The Everything App (everything includes Gronk CSAM).
couldn't even dip their toe into the Less Murder pool
"With any luck, you can see their face during the murders!"
"With any luck, you can see their face during the murders!"
America does not want us to fund a lawless out of control ICE.
- No more roving patrols or profiling. ICE/CBP are not trained to do this. And it's wrong. Require warrants.
- No more secret police. Take off the masks. Show ID.
- And real accountability for murder and assault.
- No more roving patrols or profiling. ICE/CBP are not trained to do this. And it's wrong. Require warrants.
- No more secret police. Take off the masks. Show ID.
- And real accountability for murder and assault.
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
couldn't even dip their toe into the Less Murder pool
"With any luck, you can see their face during the murders!"
"With any luck, you can see their face during the murders!"
You're telling me that USA Network serves the insightful drama The Negotiator to my TV and I'm supposed to ... what? Ugh
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
You're telling me that USA Network serves the insightful drama The Negotiator to my TV and I'm supposed to ... what? Ugh
Great new! But couldn't you have waited until after this guy's 72 ounce Big Texan Steak challenge was over? Really splitting my focus right now. bsky.app/profile/sick...
And he's off! Come watch live to see if a random guy can take down a 72oz steak and sides at 2:04pm on a Wednesday.
bigtexan.com/pages/live-s...
bigtexan.com/pages/live-s...
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Great new! But couldn't you have waited until after this guy's 72 ounce Big Texan Steak challenge was over? Really splitting my focus right now. bsky.app/profile/sick...
I'm not a pro-like you are, but I scoured for sources on this one that went viral with reputable posters here, but it definitely gave me fake vibes. Do you remember this one a few weeks ago? Have you seen it sourced?
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm not a pro-like you are, but I scoured for sources on this one that went viral with reputable posters here, but it definitely gave me fake vibes. Do you remember this one a few weeks ago? Have you seen it sourced?
Reposted by mingusmonk
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
100 years is a looooong time
January 23, 2026 at 2:13 AM
100 years is a looooong time
Muppet a rated R movie
The Muppets Take Fargo
The Muppets Take Fargo
Muppet a rated R movie
Muppet Clerks
Muppet Clerks
Muppet a rated R movie
Requiem for a Muppet
Requiem for a Muppet
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Muppet a rated R movie
The Muppets Take Fargo
The Muppets Take Fargo
watching some bsky left get so territorial that they have taken to tone-policing and scolding the normies this week for not using the right words while face-to-face with pepper spray and assault rifles is a wild trip
I think thereβs people who really enjoy being the keepers of secret knowledge (βAmerica was racistβ) and being the person who could lecture others for being too privileged/dumb to have the secret knowledge. It is an enjoyable dynamic for them and they want to keep doing it at inappropriate moments
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
watching some bsky left get so territorial that they have taken to tone-policing and scolding the normies this week for not using the right words while face-to-face with pepper spray and assault rifles is a wild trip
I just passed a county brine-spraying truck in action, prepping roads for the next snowpocalypse and they recently added a huge SALT LIFE vinyl on the front hood. This is the only acceptable usage of Salt Life logos in the midwest. Thank you for your attention.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I just passed a county brine-spraying truck in action, prepping roads for the next snowpocalypse and they recently added a huge SALT LIFE vinyl on the front hood. This is the only acceptable usage of Salt Life logos in the midwest. Thank you for your attention.
You call command?
About the rip?
yeah, about the rip.
How much was in the rip anyways?
I told you not to talk about THE RIP!
Sarge, you got me worried about the rip.
About the rip?
yeah, about the rip.
How much was in the rip anyways?
I told you not to talk about THE RIP!
Sarge, you got me worried about the rip.
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You call command?
About the rip?
yeah, about the rip.
How much was in the rip anyways?
I told you not to talk about THE RIP!
Sarge, you got me worried about the rip.
About the rip?
yeah, about the rip.
How much was in the rip anyways?
I told you not to talk about THE RIP!
Sarge, you got me worried about the rip.
I wish I had counted how many times they said "the rip." I bet it was over 50.
January 20, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I wish I had counted how many times they said "the rip." I bet it was over 50.
If I was a new team. I think that I'd want to develop my own look.
But confusing the looks as some retro Mclaren Mercedes combo deal is a choice.
But confusing the looks as some retro Mclaren Mercedes combo deal is a choice.
Audi reveal the R26, their first Formula 1 car, ahead of the team's debut season! π€©πͺ
#F1 #AudiF1Team
#F1 #AudiF1Team
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If I was a new team. I think that I'd want to develop my own look.
But confusing the looks as some retro Mclaren Mercedes combo deal is a choice.
But confusing the looks as some retro Mclaren Mercedes combo deal is a choice.
This thread contains so much heat. A lot of wretched takes. But swinging for the fences will get you some homers like this as well.
11. Virtually every Oreo knockoff is better than actual Oreos
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This thread contains so much heat. A lot of wretched takes. But swinging for the fences will get you some homers like this as well.
And then imagine that you didn't own a police badge to protect you from a Kavanaugh stop
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
And then imagine that you didn't own a police badge to protect you from a Kavanaugh stop
AI can pry my confetti blaster job from my cold dead hands
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
AI can pry my confetti blaster job from my cold dead hands
You can shred. I'll be that trusted spotter guy. We'll raise some hell.
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You can shred. I'll be that trusted spotter guy. We'll raise some hell.
IU alumni in the booth thinking they can get away with anything now
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
IU alumni in the booth thinking they can get away with anything now
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Damn I'm slow bsky.app/profile/ming...
Is there a version of DUAN? SCUAN?
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Damn I'm slow bsky.app/profile/ming...
Is there a version of DUAN? SCUAN?
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Is there a version of DUAN? SCUAN?
Drum Corps International hasn't posted on X (the everything app) since the middle of the Januals media blitz. One week and counting. I never received a reply from DCI but it seems they may be quietly abandoning the CSAM platform. The Blue Devils last posted on 01/11/26. Hoping this is not a fluke.
the annual meeting's coming up this weekend and I'm hoping for an opportunity to bring it up
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Drum Corps International hasn't posted on X (the everything app) since the middle of the Januals media blitz. One week and counting. I never received a reply from DCI but it seems they may be quietly abandoning the CSAM platform. The Blue Devils last posted on 01/11/26. Hoping this is not a fluke.
tips on avoiding meta's suppression of this type of content?
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
tips on avoiding meta's suppression of this type of content?
This is exactly the kind of guy I would expect to say this kind of thing on X in 2026 with zero self-awareness. Like, what did you learn from that, Jay? Absolutely nothing I see.
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This is exactly the kind of guy I would expect to say this kind of thing on X in 2026 with zero self-awareness. Like, what did you learn from that, Jay? Absolutely nothing I see.