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Tessa

@mintyjulep.bsky.social

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Tired trans lady who's finally coming into her own. Married. Gardening and art. Expect cat pics.

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 13h

Amazing joke. Bonkers-ass movie.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

Felt cute the other day, so snagged a photo (after being taught proper selfie angling from my wife - sadly I dutch angled it a little).

A smiling woman stand in front of a white door. She is wearing a gold, flowy top and green glasses. She has a pair of tortoiseshell sunglasses on top of her hair, and her long curly brown hair is pulled back in a ponytail.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

Right? The answer is "one party will throw us under the bus, one is driving the bus and swerving towards us".

We can't trust either of them.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

In other words: "I'm okay sacrificing you lot to save the party I prefer."

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

They could fix me

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

Let her cook!

(I love her and her special teas.)

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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 1d

She is cooking.
#misericordevn

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to think the dude isn't a fascist - just an extremely dumb jock. But he ends up at every flavor of white supremacist tattoo parlor and picks bad flash.

Like. Clearly he shouldn't be in the race, and he probably should notice what kind of people he hangs out with. But I think he's just dumb

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 1d

Oh noooooo.

Though edibles first-timers almost always end up going too hard and learning their lesson. It's kind of a rite of passage. And depending on the strain, it might not fuck you up /too/ much.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 2d

Sandwich, yeah. She has a support with Hanneman, I think, when we get to see she's a huge slob, lol

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 3d

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 3d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 3d

Ope. No, I was wrong. I just dug in her old dA and it was the kachina frog in '02!

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 3d

Right? Every so often I think back to the "Azazael bunny" illustration that I saw on the front page of deviantart that started it all for me.

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 4d

It's so humid here that it usually peels early for me, but I just run to Walgreens before I get my tat and buy a box of 'em, so I can swap 'em out for the first week.

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 5d

We had a season or two in the right direction, then the transfer portal became a thing and we just. Reverted to the mean, I guess. Back to being a basketball school (where we have also been hmm struggling. For a while.)

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 7d

a woman with red hair and hoop earrings says thought you looked familiar

ALT: a woman with red hair and hoop earrings says thought you looked familiar

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 8d

The constantly ticking clock during dialogue has me on edge lmao, but eager to explore more (I'm just one day into it).

The art and vibes are soooo good

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 8d

I'll microwave 'baked' potatoes, because I'm lazy, but honestly most end up in soups/casseroles/etc in my house.

But, yeah, even mashed keep the skins in my house. I want that little bit of different texture/flavor!

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 8d

Yup, we just use a vegetable brush on ours, even if they're from the local farm. I don't remove skins though l.

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Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 8d

Generally I'm all for not, but those boobs are pretty pointy, so my vote's flat.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 10d

I immediately went searching in the replies and reblogs to make sure you had seen this. You deserve it.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 11d

Wow... This post is a precise combo of both of my kids' hyperfixations at the moment.

Tessa @mintyjulep.bsky.social · 11d

Legit shocked that Vace got chosen 6th. I get the draw of the usual tsundere, but, uhhh... 😬

Dunno about that one.