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@missumbra.bsky.social
Age: 26 | Trans She/Her | Aroace |
🔞 - Don’t follow me if you’re under 18, I talk about & post weirdo shit that’s not for kids.
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Too Small to be a TV Show

Too Smart to be Youtube/TikTok Brainrot

Too Full of Dr. Pepper to be anything but Miss Umbra

It’s so much that we had to label the account with an “🔞” to signal minors not to follow

Then ask yourself… …Are you getting enough liquids in your body?
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Nintendo SteamCube
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Bowser admires his painting
#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Remember, folks.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Old Simpsons redraws partially from treehouse IV so it's festive enough
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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happy halloween! 🎃
#illustration #procreateart
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Thank you Brazil !!! 💚💛💙
Used the colors of the flag + orange
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Terrible news for #fightchatcontrol.

Sadly, the facists that seek to policy and spy on the populace got what they wanted.

Now? Now we keep screaming at them. Together as one. Or not at all.

Call your MEPs. #savespeech and #DONOTCOMPLY

I recommend using any and all emcrypted apps to defy this law
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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how could i forget
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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lest we forget this time of year, here is the blessed and iconic chris maggio thanksgiving photoshoot
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@merbunny.bsky.social OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FOLLOW

I’VE LOVED YOUR ARTWORK FOR A LONG TIME
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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🎬🩵❤️⭐️🌹
#rosalina #pauline #yuri
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Rosalina also happy anniversary Super Mario Galaxy in USA ⭐️
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hope that Sonic Racing CrossWorlds pulls a page from CTRNF by having items that were limited to festivals brought back either as paid DLC or items people could purchase with Donpa Tickets and I genuinely hope that Sega doesn’t put in microtransactions for Donpa Tickets unlike CTRNF.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I can't stop thinking about this
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM