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Sorry about the writing, robot fingers you know.

Lui/il he/him
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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311/1461
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Butlerian Jihad now.
Sure sure you might say that my client's knife "caused" the victim to stop being able to pump blood to their brain, but Hume's 𝘌𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 really makes it clear that we should all have some reasonable doubt about the concept of "causation"

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Sacré gobelin
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dans Mario Kart le tracé du Circuit Yoshi à la forme de Yoshi
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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What if you

wanted to press buttons at round start

but Jacky said:

eye poke :)
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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This orangutan can't be beaten at climbing up a tree. Imagine its skill and poise as our next secretary of education.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ewwwwwwww, The Great Review a sorti une vidéo sur les jeux de baston apparemment.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Ball x Pit jeu très rigolo mais je crois que c'est bon, on a pas besoin de plus de "choisis une option parmis trois"-slop
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tu peux pas essayer de faire des blagues et ensuite dire "han vous avez pas compris la blague" comme si t'avais aucune responsabilité de faire des blagues compréhensibles.

Et les gens ont très bien compris la blague, c'est juste un tocard je pense.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Imagine telling a KOF player 2 years ago that this photo is now tangentially related to SNK
Sorry to disappoint you Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️ fans.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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pacifiquement
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Y a des joueurs/TO de Smash dans mes followers ? Si oui, est-ce que vous aussi vous constatez une baisse de fréquentation de la commu Smash depuis quelques mois, et en particulier cette rentrée ? On a presque plus personne sur le jeu à l'asso de Brest.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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this is either going to be great or literally the worst thing ever made
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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every fucking day is new evidence that a.i. is a literal anti-life equation.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Chainsaw man c'est du torture porn du protagoniste mais il est bien trop bête pour que ça l'affecte réellement sur le long terme.

Genre Old Boy mais avec Manny de The Good Place en personnage principal.

Denji, bb love tout de même
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Do you know how many people tried to argue with me that SNK's new owners were good for the company because now SNK had money?
Now they're owned by someone evil AND they have no money.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM