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Adeline Barker 🪶🦋❤️
@mizzadibarker.bsky.social
Amateur author, professional shitposter

Read my latest novella here: https://amazon.com/dp/B0D9KXW9WX
Slowly realising the hardest part of moving abroad is having a bad week at work and not being able to get in my car and go hang out with my parents for the weekend about it
a man standing in front of a house with a mailbox that says 7120
ALT: a man standing in front of a house with a mailbox that says 7120
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December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Do u wanna get marrieddddd and runaway ?
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m officially a cantankerous old bitch can everyone please stop saying 6 7 around me
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
shawty I dont mInd
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I’m late to the party but…
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.”

Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

#FuckAI
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Find someone who loves you as much as Vince Gilligan loves the television production crews of Albuquerque #Pluribus
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I can never listen to 3-host podcasts anymore because within the first five minutes you can always tell which one the other two don’t fw
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Breaking my hiatus with some music recommendations for anyone left wanting by Taylor Swifts latest release #TLOAS
adelinebarker.substack.com/p/five-album...
Five Albums Recommendations for anyone a little let down by THAT new release
Hello beautiful ~ it’s been just under a Fortnight since the world first heard the Life of a Showgirl, and between the feud fuel, the tone-deaf song topics, and the completely literal penis worship of...
adelinebarker.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@ Argentine national rugby union team let me bounce on it just once PLEASE just the one time
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The club can’t even handle me right now
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Noticed handed in. New contract signed. Plane ticket secured. Additional checked bag purchased. Friends couch acquired. New laptop operational. Free coffee earned.

Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Yeah, I'm the total package If the package fell off a delivery van and immediately got run over by a bus.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Wow wow WOW I am crying?????? 🥹
Me and one other guy in the cinema for Life of Chuck let’s fucking goooooo
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me and one other guy in the cinema for Life of Chuck let’s fucking goooooo
August 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m in yo girls crib eating the edible arrangement you sent her to say sorry for following your work wife on ig
July 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM