Maria Kanger
@mkanger.bsky.social
Typical Elder Millennial mom.
Cover photo courtesy of @arturodraws.bsky.social
Cover photo courtesy of @arturodraws.bsky.social
The limit does not exist
what's higher:
percentage of sentences Tony Romo ends with "Jim"
percentage of sentences Tom Brady ends with "KB"
percentage of sentences Tony Romo ends with "Jim"
percentage of sentences Tom Brady ends with "KB"
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The limit does not exist
Waffle might actually be my spirit animal
My cat Waffle loves curling. He's going to be insufferable soon.
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Waffle might actually be my spirit animal
Art.
LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Art.
Leave. No. Doubt. ☘️
first look at the board for next season's championship odds.
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Leave. No. Doubt. ☘️
BEVEL THAT SH!T
INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
BEVEL THAT SH!T
I need a camera on the Good Brand RIGHT NOW @homefield.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I need a camera on the Good Brand RIGHT NOW @homefield.bsky.social
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the greatest turnaround in the history of the sport is officially official.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
the greatest turnaround in the history of the sport is officially official.
I’m not a Bears fan by any stretch, but damn. Gut punch.
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I’m not a Bears fan by any stretch, but damn. Gut punch.
I wonder if the Pope is aware of the American sports discourse surrounding him
lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if the Pope is aware of the American sports discourse surrounding him
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Honest to God.
If the Bears pull this off, Chicagoans are going to be insufferable. (Even more than they’ve been since Papa Leo was elected)
If the Bears pull this off, Chicagoans are going to be insufferable. (Even more than they’ve been since Papa Leo was elected)
That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Honest to God.
If the Bears pull this off, Chicagoans are going to be insufferable. (Even more than they’ve been since Papa Leo was elected)
If the Bears pull this off, Chicagoans are going to be insufferable. (Even more than they’ve been since Papa Leo was elected)
100% reading for the first time
is it common knowledge that Kevin Stefanski's dad has been the GM of three NBA franchises or are you reading about this for the first time
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
100% reading for the first time
Literally did a double take the first time I saw that commercial
I’m sorry was that a burger in a skillet of queso or am I hallucinating bc of the score in this game
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Literally did a double take the first time I saw that commercial
Far more competitive than most of the CFP games
All four wild card games have had a lead change within the last three minutes of regulation
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Far more competitive than most of the CFP games
Ugggh I didn’t even think of this, but it’s absolutely going to happen
ChatGPT winding up to throw us the world's most annoying Super Bowl ad I just know it
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Ugggh I didn’t even think of this, but it’s absolutely going to happen
Starting to feel like curse territory. Awful.
God this sucks. Not only for tonight, but next season as well. Such an unlucky team.
The 49ers say TE George Kittle officially tore his Achilles.
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Starting to feel like curse territory. Awful.
Dying at “lil pope alarm”
imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
do we think the pope is watching this
January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dying at “lil pope alarm”
The Good Brand.
I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl.
Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.
Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The Good Brand.
Cignetti finally smiles at 56 points
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Cignetti finally smiles at 56 points
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this is true aura
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
this is true aura
I’m just so happy for Pat Coogan ☘️
Pat Coogan recovers the Fernando Mendoza fumble, and the IU crowd chants "Coooooog"
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I’m just so happy for Pat Coogan ☘️
35-7 at half. 35-7 at half?!
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
35-7 at half. 35-7 at half?!