Megan MacKay
@mmmegan.bsky.social
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
thank you, the universe, for my perfect freak-ass scrungle
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
thank you, the universe, for my perfect freak-ass scrungle
I love riddles 🥰
Luke, @clareblackwood.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social and @nileseguin.bsky.social trade theories on why this Hamilton bus driver had cops waiting for him.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love riddles 🥰
that is so fucked up bro. y’all are missing out on my favorite hobby, dunking on men
16% of women gamers surveyed kept their gaming a secret; this correlated positively (!) with being proud of their gaming achievements.
Women who consider themselves good at videogames are the most ashamed to admit it.
Women who consider themselves good at videogames are the most ashamed to admit it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
that is so fucked up bro. y’all are missing out on my favorite hobby, dunking on men
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my amazon prime video just defaulted to English AI dubbing and it was…. um….. a truly ringing endorsement for subs over dubs
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my amazon prime video just defaulted to English AI dubbing and it was…. um….. a truly ringing endorsement for subs over dubs
if you’re a patreon subscriber you get to hear me learn that all legal arbritation takes place in a Subway sandwich shop. can’t even believe that’s a law tbh
New podcast!
-What could Epstein saying Trump "knew about the girls" possibly mean??
-The budget passes while Conservatives hide behind a curtain
-Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks good
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/37T7...
-What could Epstein saying Trump "knew about the girls" possibly mean??
-The budget passes while Conservatives hide behind a curtain
-Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks good
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/37T7...
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
if you’re a patreon subscriber you get to hear me learn that all legal arbritation takes place in a Subway sandwich shop. can’t even believe that’s a law tbh
not to be a foul-mouthed astrology bitch on main but mercury retrograde and the new moon in Scorpio are absolutely eiffel towering the shit out of my emotions this week
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
not to be a foul-mouthed astrology bitch on main but mercury retrograde and the new moon in Scorpio are absolutely eiffel towering the shit out of my emotions this week
inexplicable nietzsche quote in the bathroom of this bowling alley
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
inexplicable nietzsche quote in the bathroom of this bowling alley
at any given moment, mr beast is 3 bad decisions away from inventing a new kind of punji pit
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
at any given moment, mr beast is 3 bad decisions away from inventing a new kind of punji pit
I’m classy and goofy, like a Chanel hula hoop
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m classy and goofy, like a Chanel hula hoop
wow I like sports suddenly
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
wow I like sports suddenly
just got out of the running man. there’s 100% a clause in glen powell’s contract that demands he gets one silly wig per movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
just got out of the running man. there’s 100% a clause in glen powell’s contract that demands he gets one silly wig per movie
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just realized almost all of my work opportunities have been acquired by being completely fucking ridiculous online
networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just realized almost all of my work opportunities have been acquired by being completely fucking ridiculous online
plz don’t check me out at costco. i am here for a different kind of hot dog
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
plz don’t check me out at costco. i am here for a different kind of hot dog
gleefully contracted blush blindness at the sabrina carpenter concert tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
gleefully contracted blush blindness at the sabrina carpenter concert tonight
french kissing
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
french kissing
I agree that this is dumb and would like to add “Let’s over-explain the logic of something that happened off-screen” is absolute script poison
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I agree that this is dumb and would like to add “Let’s over-explain the logic of something that happened off-screen” is absolute script poison
Edward Scissorhands is like 3 plot points away from straight up being the Grinch
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Edward Scissorhands is like 3 plot points away from straight up being the Grinch
not to get cuteness aggression on main but do you think oscar isaac would let me chew on him a little bit
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
not to get cuteness aggression on main but do you think oscar isaac would let me chew on him a little bit
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We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
can you believe none of these fools knew what a double entendre is
New podcast just dropped!
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
can you believe none of these fools knew what a double entendre is
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and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Dracula had taken me, and I was fighting Dracula in the air, and he bit me, and I too became Dracula, and I flew in the air as Dracula, but then I remembered we were doing beach stuff, so I came back
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Dracula had taken me, and I was fighting Dracula in the air, and he bit me, and I too became Dracula, and I flew in the air as Dracula, but then I remembered we were doing beach stuff, so I came back
neutering a pub that produced some of the decade’s best progressive political reporting is crazy. folding that pub into the most Let-Them-Eat-Cake-ass magazine on the newsstand is a statement
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
neutering a pub that produced some of the decade’s best progressive political reporting is crazy. folding that pub into the most Let-Them-Eat-Cake-ass magazine on the newsstand is a statement