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“I feel like that went well” -President Insane Moron
I can’t remember who tweeted this like 8 years ago but it’s evergreen. Also I want to die.
I can’t remember who tweeted this like 8 years ago but it’s evergreen. Also I want to die.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“I feel like that went well” -President Insane Moron
I can’t remember who tweeted this like 8 years ago but it’s evergreen. Also I want to die.
I can’t remember who tweeted this like 8 years ago but it’s evergreen. Also I want to die.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol
June 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol
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Yesterday, I saw Musk's biographer Walter Isaacson wheeled out for a TV interview under the chyron "Musk: Back to Business" and it really feels like the media is entirely happy to go along with a concerted PR effort to increase Musk's finances by downplaying what he did to your government.
Elon Musk, who once called himself President Trump’s "first buddy," said he is ending his government work to spend more time on his companies.
Read more: nyti.ms/4jqYNxk
Read more: nyti.ms/4jqYNxk
May 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Yesterday, I saw Musk's biographer Walter Isaacson wheeled out for a TV interview under the chyron "Musk: Back to Business" and it really feels like the media is entirely happy to go along with a concerted PR effort to increase Musk's finances by downplaying what he did to your government.
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It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.
May 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.
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A better idea for a game show is one in which Kristi Noem and other Trump Cabinet members are tried for treason
May 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A better idea for a game show is one in which Kristi Noem and other Trump Cabinet members are tried for treason
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I mean it couldn’t fucking matter less whether Trump does something to benefit the Qataris, thought he already has and certainly will again. What matters is that the actual Constitution — not some obscure law — flatly explains that he cannot accept a nice fountain pen much less a fucking airplane.
May 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I mean it couldn’t fucking matter less whether Trump does something to benefit the Qataris, thought he already has and certainly will again. What matters is that the actual Constitution — not some obscure law — flatly explains that he cannot accept a nice fountain pen much less a fucking airplane.
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So, local cops conducted a warrantless search of Luigi's backpack, realized they screwed up, admitted it on camera, put the backpack in a patrol car NOT sealed in an evidence bag (an 11 minute drive with no bodycam footage available), then searched the backpack again at the station and "found" a gun
![26. The officers continued their warrantless search through Mr. Mangione's backpack
at McDonald's even after he was removed from the restaurant by other officers and driven to the precinct. During this continued search at McDonald's, Patrolwoman Wasser recovered a gun magazine loaded with bullets. Now realizing she had made a potentially devastating mistake by
thoroughly searching the backpack of a murder suspect in a significant New York press case
without a warrant, she suddenly stated that she was searching through the backpack at McDonald's to make sure there "wasn't a bomb or anything in here" before putting the backpack in the car. The
falsity of that comment was made clear seconds later when another officer at McDonald's stated
"Now that we found that [i.e., the loaded magazine], let's just bring it back" to the precinct.
Suddenly not concerned about a "bomb," Patrolwoman Wasser placed all the items back into the
backpack and stopped searching. Patrolwoman Wasser repeated her comment that she was making](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nywb5oene54cllowkfwouxzz/bafkreidr6h7nfhlc6gmfwmubtieiggbqmgm42khqtii2dazwfftvblmbxm@jpeg)
May 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So, local cops conducted a warrantless search of Luigi's backpack, realized they screwed up, admitted it on camera, put the backpack in a patrol car NOT sealed in an evidence bag (an 11 minute drive with no bodycam footage available), then searched the backpack again at the station and "found" a gun
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Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.
April 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.
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So I guess Benson heard all of us when we kept calling him Freddie Mercury, huh?
Goodness.
He's gonna make ME do backflips.
And I'm over 45.
#couchella ##Coachella #Queen
Goodness.
He's gonna make ME do backflips.
And I'm over 45.
#couchella ##Coachella #Queen
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So I guess Benson heard all of us when we kept calling him Freddie Mercury, huh?
Goodness.
He's gonna make ME do backflips.
And I'm over 45.
#couchella ##Coachella #Queen
Goodness.
He's gonna make ME do backflips.
And I'm over 45.
#couchella ##Coachella #Queen
Carrot sums it up better than I can
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Carrot sums it up better than I can
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JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
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Happy Winter Solstice!
December 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Happy Winter Solstice!
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
having to explain all of the Macy’s parade performers to my parents and extended family is a tradition I look forward to every year
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 PM
having to explain all of the Macy’s parade performers to my parents and extended family is a tradition I look forward to every year
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Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight