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Overnight, Air Force One had to return from flying to Europe because of an electrical issue. And no, it wasn’t because the defibrillator worked
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Overnight, Air Force One had to return from flying to Europe because of an electrical issue. And no, it wasn’t because the defibrillator worked
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I know there's a lot going on right now but don't lose sight of the fact that Vivek Ramaswamy's bodyguard is a fentanyl trafficker www.cleveland.com/news/2026/01...
Vivek Ramaswamy family bodyguard arrested on drug trafficking charges
Justin Salsburey, a 23-year-old resident of Bellefontaine, Ohio, faces federal drug charges after receiving more than 260 parcels of fentanyl and methamphetamine.
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January 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I know there's a lot going on right now but don't lose sight of the fact that Vivek Ramaswamy's bodyguard is a fentanyl trafficker www.cleveland.com/news/2026/01...
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I just realized that the 14 year old boy who robbed us one night a few years back was actually taller than Kevin Hart.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I just realized that the 14 year old boy who robbed us one night a few years back was actually taller than Kevin Hart.
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Colombian President Petro on Epstein’s collaborator Donald Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Colombian President Petro on Epstein’s collaborator Donald Trump:
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." #OpDeathEaters
It’s weird that trump kidnapped a foreign president and his wife I means she’s over 13
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It’s weird that trump kidnapped a foreign president and his wife I means she’s over 13
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When Trump says “my friends will get hurt” if the full Epstein files come out, it’s useful to remember that:
1. He has no real friends
2. He speaks about himself regularly in the third person.
3. He’s a rapist who likes ‘em real young.
Happy new year!
1. He has no real friends
2. He speaks about himself regularly in the third person.
3. He’s a rapist who likes ‘em real young.
Happy new year!
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When Trump says “my friends will get hurt” if the full Epstein files come out, it’s useful to remember that:
1. He has no real friends
2. He speaks about himself regularly in the third person.
3. He’s a rapist who likes ‘em real young.
Happy new year!
1. He has no real friends
2. He speaks about himself regularly in the third person.
3. He’s a rapist who likes ‘em real young.
Happy new year!
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2 hospitalized after ICE officers shoot driver during operation in Maryland https://twp.ai/4iuMvl
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
2 hospitalized after ICE officers shoot driver during operation in Maryland https://twp.ai/4iuMvl
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December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Gobble Gobble
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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@garyhuskeyforgov.bsky.social is it bad that I can’t tell which party you represent I mean I live in Memphis but no where does it say who you’re supporting
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
@garyhuskeyforgov.bsky.social is it bad that I can’t tell which party you represent I mean I live in Memphis but no where does it say who you’re supporting
Replacing the bible with lord of the rings now would make the world a better place in about 200 years
Gandalf died for your Balrog
Gandalf died for your Balrog
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Replacing the bible with lord of the rings now would make the world a better place in about 200 years
Gandalf died for your Balrog
Gandalf died for your Balrog
So to all my new followers do me huge huge favor and subscribe to my YouTube.com/moalexander you’ll really help the career
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November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Trump learned a lot from Reagan but who knew he ment Nancy? #throatgoats #Stillnokings
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Trump learned a lot from Reagan but who knew he ment Nancy? #throatgoats #Stillnokings
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The Epstein scandal won’t be the thing that changes MAGA minds.
They are in this for the long term now. Cognitive dissonance will say “It’s all a hoax.”
They would have to do the adult thing of realising that they’d been had for ten years.
That’s not happening.
They are in this for the long term now. Cognitive dissonance will say “It’s all a hoax.”
They would have to do the adult thing of realising that they’d been had for ten years.
That’s not happening.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Epstein scandal won’t be the thing that changes MAGA minds.
They are in this for the long term now. Cognitive dissonance will say “It’s all a hoax.”
They would have to do the adult thing of realising that they’d been had for ten years.
That’s not happening.
They are in this for the long term now. Cognitive dissonance will say “It’s all a hoax.”
They would have to do the adult thing of realising that they’d been had for ten years.
That’s not happening.
I appreciate all the new followers for those who are quiet sure what I do here ya go enjoy
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I GOT ATTACKED BY A POSSUM! - Mo Alexander Stand Up Comedy
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November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I appreciate all the new followers for those who are quiet sure what I do here ya go enjoy
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I remind you that Robert Acost knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I remind you that Robert Acost knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.
Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
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Next up: voting with our collective wallets 💵 💳
Eat and shop at small, locally-owned businesses only and USE CASH whenever possible (credit card companies/pay apps are big billionaire biz, too!)
LFGOOOO
Eat and shop at small, locally-owned businesses only and USE CASH whenever possible (credit card companies/pay apps are big billionaire biz, too!)
LFGOOOO
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Next up: voting with our collective wallets 💵 💳
Eat and shop at small, locally-owned businesses only and USE CASH whenever possible (credit card companies/pay apps are big billionaire biz, too!)
LFGOOOO
Eat and shop at small, locally-owned businesses only and USE CASH whenever possible (credit card companies/pay apps are big billionaire biz, too!)
LFGOOOO
We’re one Mandela effect away from it being the Epstain files
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
We’re one Mandela effect away from it being the Epstain files
If I get on Kill Tony tonight, somebody call CSI: Austin. There’s about to be a homicide by joke. 🎤💀
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If I get on Kill Tony tonight, somebody call CSI: Austin. There’s about to be a homicide by joke. 🎤💀
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I just happen to have a flight this evening, and can vouch: it's Trump’s fault. PERIOD.
“if you read no other article on the 2025 Airport Crisis, take it from this one: Trump is the man responsible for it. He’s fucking with your airplanes, he’s fucking with your time, and he’s fucking with your money.”
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I just happen to have a flight this evening, and can vouch: it's Trump’s fault. PERIOD.