Tamara Bumpdeeay
@moiness.bsky.social
Autistic. Policy wonk. Live in south London with hubby and trans teen daughter.
Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼♀️➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or under a 🐈⬛
Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼♀️➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or under a 🐈⬛
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This took me fucking ages
![1
[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
2
GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
3
[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
4
[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…
So now you're one of us.
5
MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
6
COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…
...against people saying things all American.
7
COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.
8
LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
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[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
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COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
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[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
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MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
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February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This took me fucking ages
Basic Set 6: 1975
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Basic Set 6: 1975
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Just seen Chappell Roan’s dress. If you want me I will be in a corner, rocking to self soothe with my hands protectively over Lefty and Righty. #Catastrophising #Ouch
February 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Just seen Chappell Roan’s dress. If you want me I will be in a corner, rocking to self soothe with my hands protectively over Lefty and Righty. #Catastrophising #Ouch
I am going to have some toast. And watch this gif #NightManager
a man and a woman sit on a couch with the words the roses on the bottom right
Alt: Olivia Colman making Bendybum Cumberbitch laugh in the movie War of The Roses.
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I am going to have some toast. And watch this gif #NightManager
Right you stylish lot:
Who makes the most stylish, best fitting and comfortable jeans for the mature form. Thinking more Debbie Harry and not a nanna.
Best ones I ever had were Karen Millen ones I got from TK Maxx that I wore to death.
Who makes the most stylish, best fitting and comfortable jeans for the mature form. Thinking more Debbie Harry and not a nanna.
Best ones I ever had were Karen Millen ones I got from TK Maxx that I wore to death.
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Right you stylish lot:
Who makes the most stylish, best fitting and comfortable jeans for the mature form. Thinking more Debbie Harry and not a nanna.
Best ones I ever had were Karen Millen ones I got from TK Maxx that I wore to death.
Who makes the most stylish, best fitting and comfortable jeans for the mature form. Thinking more Debbie Harry and not a nanna.
Best ones I ever had were Karen Millen ones I got from TK Maxx that I wore to death.
My husband reminded me last night that we had seen Sparks at Guildfest in the 00s.
I have no recollection at all. I suspect I was in the comedy tent because it was bastard hot and that site had no shade.
I have no recollection at all. I suspect I was in the comedy tent because it was bastard hot and that site had no shade.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
My husband reminded me last night that we had seen Sparks at Guildfest in the 00s.
I have no recollection at all. I suspect I was in the comedy tent because it was bastard hot and that site had no shade.
I have no recollection at all. I suspect I was in the comedy tent because it was bastard hot and that site had no shade.
Have I personally known paedos?
Yes
Did I know they were paedos at the time?
No
Did I ever contact any paedo I knew after the fact for any reason?
No, because I am neither a probation officer or assassin.
Get fucked.
Yes
Did I know they were paedos at the time?
No
Did I ever contact any paedo I knew after the fact for any reason?
No, because I am neither a probation officer or assassin.
Get fucked.
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Have I personally known paedos?
Yes
Did I know they were paedos at the time?
No
Did I ever contact any paedo I knew after the fact for any reason?
No, because I am neither a probation officer or assassin.
Get fucked.
Yes
Did I know they were paedos at the time?
No
Did I ever contact any paedo I knew after the fact for any reason?
No, because I am neither a probation officer or assassin.
Get fucked.
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This is who runs this account
Hurray!!!!!
We made it!!!!
It is February, my birthday month. I celebrate the 2 weeks before my birthday and the 2 weeks after.
Plus a few days.
We made it!!!!
It is February, my birthday month. I celebrate the 2 weeks before my birthday and the 2 weeks after.
Plus a few days.
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Hurray!!!!!
We made it!!!!
It is February, my birthday month. I celebrate the 2 weeks before my birthday and the 2 weeks after.
Plus a few days.
We made it!!!!
It is February, my birthday month. I celebrate the 2 weeks before my birthday and the 2 weeks after.
Plus a few days.
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If you are concerned you might have accidentally gone to Epstein's Peado Island, rest assured you can't visit there via Hovercraft that departs near a Wimpy. You actually went to the Isle Of Wight.
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If you are concerned you might have accidentally gone to Epstein's Peado Island, rest assured you can't visit there via Hovercraft that departs near a Wimpy. You actually went to the Isle Of Wight.
Credit Card Fraud!
What small crime would you do if you could were dying tomorrow and could thus kinda get away with it? I would blow up a sculpture trail.
January 31, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Credit Card Fraud!
Been out for too much Chinese food and a couple of glasses of vino before seeing Pete Bruntnell tonight @soundloungecio.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Been out for too much Chinese food and a couple of glasses of vino before seeing Pete Bruntnell tonight @soundloungecio.bsky.social
I suspect that the majority of Americans are going to be Meh about the bombing of Iran and more interested in the Cornucopia of Paedos because there is definitely at least one person on the list of associates that they already hate.
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I suspect that the majority of Americans are going to be Meh about the bombing of Iran and more interested in the Cornucopia of Paedos because there is definitely at least one person on the list of associates that they already hate.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Timeline cleansing teenage crush
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Timeline cleansing teenage crush
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Has anyone used those Loop ear thingies and if so how did you get on?
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Has anyone used those Loop ear thingies and if so how did you get on?
Has anyone used those Loop ear thingies and if so how did you get on?
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Has anyone used those Loop ear thingies and if so how did you get on?