_Monkey_Boy_ ♾️🧩
@monkeyboy1337.bsky.social
Horror/Sci-Fi nut 🎃🍿👽
Loves TV, movies, video games & heavy metal
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#PhysicalMedia 💿🎞️📀 https://boxd.it/e9wp 🎬🍿🎥
#AutisticSky ♾️🧩 #LGBTQIA2S+ ally 🏳️🌈
Currently reading "Misery" by @StephenKing.BSky.social 📚💙
Loves TV, movies, video games & heavy metal
📺🍿🎮🤘🎸
#PhysicalMedia 💿🎞️📀 https://boxd.it/e9wp 🎬🍿🎥
#AutisticSky ♾️🧩 #LGBTQIA2S+ ally 🏳️🌈
Currently reading "Misery" by @StephenKing.BSky.social 📚💙
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Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
- American History X (1998).
- American History X (1998).
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
@brucegreene.bsky.social @sirlarr.bsky.social Guys, we were all promised Half-Life 3. What happened? 😭
#TheGameAwards2025
#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@brucegreene.bsky.social @sirlarr.bsky.social Guys, we were all promised Half-Life 3. What happened? 😭
#TheGameAwards2025
#TheGameAwards2025
It must be so exhausting being so exhausting 🫠
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It must be so exhausting being so exhausting 🫠
I've waited 22 years for this. It did not disappoint.
#KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿
#KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I've waited 22 years for this. It did not disappoint.
#KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿
#KillBill #KillBillTheWholeBloodyAffair #Tarantino #QuentinTarantino #FilmSky #Movies 🍿
You heard her, everybody. You know what to do. Now's our chance to finally end this ✊
Sigourney Weaver "in denial" about Avatar potentially coming to an end with Fire and Ash, says if fans go to see it more than once Avatar 4 will happen. https://bit.ly/44emcNY
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You heard her, everybody. You know what to do. Now's our chance to finally end this ✊
Nah. The giant flaw with that movie is that it's fucking boring 😭
After Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair director Quentin Tarantino got very specific as to why he thinks Paul Dano was There Will Be Blood's one "giant flaw," fans of the actor have taken up his defense online. https://bit.ly/44z03tK
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Nah. The giant flaw with that movie is that it's fucking boring 😭
@stephenking.bsky.social Are you still watching #MayorOfKingstown?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a coffee cup
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a coffee cup
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December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social Are you still watching #MayorOfKingstown?
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2am: I’m the kindest, most empathic, most ethical, most charitable and intelligent person around. Everyone I know and work with are disgusting and despicable bigots who should all be punched in the face then thrown off a building then stamped on.
8am: :deletedeletedelete:
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8am: :deletedeletedelete:
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November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
2am: I’m the kindest, most empathic, most ethical, most charitable and intelligent person around. Everyone I know and work with are disgusting and despicable bigots who should all be punched in the face then thrown off a building then stamped on.
8am: :deletedeletedelete:
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8am: :deletedeletedelete:
👀
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“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
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[bartender turns to me] Why the long penis, mister?
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[bartender turns to me] Why the long penis, mister?
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
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The Epstein Files: brought to you by Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Epstein Files: brought to you by Cloudflare.
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I will not welcome the X refugees here from the cloudflare outage with open arms, y'all have a stink about you
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I will not welcome the X refugees here from the cloudflare outage with open arms, y'all have a stink about you
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I think the only thing that would unite the world right now is agreeing that CloudFlare is too shit to be relied upon *this* widely.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think the only thing that would unite the world right now is agreeing that CloudFlare is too shit to be relied upon *this* widely.
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Cloudflare being down and taking half the internet with it this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Cloudflare being down and taking half the internet with it this morning.
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With Cloudflare down, BlueSky feels like New Zealand the day after a massive nuclear war has destroyed everything else on the planet.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
With Cloudflare down, BlueSky feels like New Zealand the day after a massive nuclear war has destroyed everything else on the planet.
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hl3 got announced but no one could see it because cloudflare is down
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hl3 got announced but no one could see it because cloudflare is down
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It’s cool how much of the internet is consistently able to be disrupted by outages at services like Cloudflare, AWS. I see no possible downsides to this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s cool how much of the internet is consistently able to be disrupted by outages at services like Cloudflare, AWS. I see no possible downsides to this.
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cloudflare being down really blows up like half the internet wtf
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
cloudflare being down really blows up like half the internet wtf
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How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
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November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Old man yells at cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Old man yells at cloudflare