Morishima
@mor1shima.bsky.social
I cannot fucking stand Bruno Fernandes. He’s actually really good at football but instead of just being really good at football, this prick is the whiniest, fucking little baby I have ever seen in the premier league. Ugh, it’s not fucking basketball, Bruno, people are going to fucking touch you!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I cannot fucking stand Bruno Fernandes. He’s actually really good at football but instead of just being really good at football, this prick is the whiniest, fucking little baby I have ever seen in the premier league. Ugh, it’s not fucking basketball, Bruno, people are going to fucking touch you!!
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"Who left the gate open at the c**t farm?"
The Telegraph’s political editor is saying, more subtly, what others are saying brutally.
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"Who left the gate open at the c**t farm?"
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As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 AM
As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
Maaaan, the post festive period Sunday night ennui sure hits unexpectedly hard. I cannot overstate how much the break doesn’t leave me feeling “recharged” and / or “refreshed” or with anything vaguely resembling a renewed desire for corporate bullshit in 2026.
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Maaaan, the post festive period Sunday night ennui sure hits unexpectedly hard. I cannot overstate how much the break doesn’t leave me feeling “recharged” and / or “refreshed” or with anything vaguely resembling a renewed desire for corporate bullshit in 2026.
Safety advice for @santiagojones.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Safety advice for @santiagojones.bsky.social
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How does “Horseshit for idiots” grab you Satya?
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
How does “Horseshit for idiots” grab you Satya?
I think I hate that insultingly stupid Google ai advert with the two fuckwits asking their phone how to navigate a museum more than I hate the Haribo adverts with the creepy child voices. And that is quite a feat tbh.
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I think I hate that insultingly stupid Google ai advert with the two fuckwits asking their phone how to navigate a museum more than I hate the Haribo adverts with the creepy child voices. And that is quite a feat tbh.
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Nigel Farage, whose ancestors came over in small boats in the 1570s, doesn’t meet the ‘English test’ set by his parties mayoral candidate.
Scenes.
Scenes.
🔴Nigel Farage’s Chosen Reform Mayoral Candidate Suggested Black Britons Can’t Be English
The party’s candidate for Mayor of Doncaster claimed being English requires Anglo-Saxon ‘lineage’ and attacked ‘third world cultures’ in now-deleted posts
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
The party’s candidate for Mayor of Doncaster claimed being English requires Anglo-Saxon ‘lineage’ and attacked ‘third world cultures’ in now-deleted posts
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
Nigel Farage's Chosen Reform Mayoral Candidate Suggested Black Britons Can’t Be English
The party's candidate for Mayor of Doncaster claimed being English requires Anglo-Saxon 'lineage' and attacked 'third world cultures' in now-deleted posts
bylinetimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nigel Farage, whose ancestors came over in small boats in the 1570s, doesn’t meet the ‘English test’ set by his parties mayoral candidate.
Scenes.
Scenes.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control