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Tim Stoltzfus
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Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
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I sometimes wonder if I'm just an auld fella shaking my fist at clouds when I back off from modern tech, but the truth is, most big tech products are no longer built to be useful, they're built to rinse you for a minimum standard service. And even children can see this.
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I was a senior in high school in the last week of class. A bunch of us, when let go early, swung through the theater to catch this "Jurassic Park" thing.

The first shot of the brontosaurus is seared in my brain to this day.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Predator Badlands is based on a ridiculous concept that's PG-13, the predators talk it out, and for some sections of the movie it's almost a buddy comedy.

It also rules. I saw it last night with one of my kids and we had an absolute blast. I'm excited to be skeptical about and then love the sequel
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This is a very good write up on Sinners and the reactions to it.

The author does leave out another factor - how explicitly anti-organized religion it was. Remmick implies his culture was swallowed by the expansion of Catholicism, and well, you know what Sammie does.

prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...
The Hit Hollywood Didn’t Want - The American Prospect
Ryan Coogler’s bloodsucker blockbuster is all about Black creative freedom. No wonder the industry saw it as a threat.
prospect.org
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Weeeee!
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Truth. Justice. Whatever. #Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Warner Bros. is drowning in $53 billion of debt after a series of terrible mergers. @ddayen.bsky.social argues that a new merger won’t save it — but it will ruin Hollywood: trib.al/vZ6iJI2
Why Is Warner Bros. for Sale at All? - The American Prospect
Its product has never been more critically or financially successful. Why is it auctioning itself off?
trib.al
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Walter is FAR more informed about movies and cinema than I.

If he says Badlands is great, rest assured, my enthusiastic love for the movie is not just me screaming about it. It is just freaking good.
PREDATOR: BADLANDS gets better every single time I see it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A villain is defeated in battle, comes back as a hero with one last chance and then dies for real?

Not only is this a cool effect, but flavor wise it is leagues ahead of the Spider-Man set. And this is just one card. The other stuff they showed off today was on point.
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hell yes. This is how I feel about the movie theater as well. Nothing replaces the experience of being in a room of people and hearing honest reactions to what is on screen.

Fuck generative "A.i."
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Cash App e-mailed me to let me know I could borrow $25 immediately and pay it back over time.
TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS! What will I do with my newfound wealth?!
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ok for the few people that follow me that actually read what I post - yesterday all images, including my own profile pic on my page, disappeared here. I've done the usual basic troubleshooting. Support told me to do them again. I saw on github a few others having the same problem. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Saw a best movies of the year list tonight that included three movies actually released in wide release in theaters and as a plebian movie lover who doesn't have access top movie festivals I want to throw the list into orbit.

If a tree falls.... you know the rest.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Teaser trailer this week. #Supergirl
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Keeping WBD out of Paramount's hands is good.
Putting it in Netflix's is still unlawful consolidation though. This is the #1 streamer merging with #3.
State enforcers should speak up.
Netflix has won the bidding war to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.

The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns.

(Source: www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...)
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is an excellent analysis of the history of Magic design with concluding tips on deck and cube building. If you play cube or commander, give it a read.
A tricky thing about #mtgcube, and Eternal deckbuilding more generally, is that pet cards don't always play well together.

It's not just "power creep," either. Magic's design ethos has changed so much over 30 years, it might as well be 4 different games:

luckypaper.co/articles/fou...
Four TCGs in Magic's Trench Coat — Lucky Paper
Magic's design has changed so radically over 30+ years that it might as well be four different games. We break down those eras of design, and what they imply for the deckbuilders and Cube designers wh...
luckypaper.co
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Random events reminded me of this tonight.
Gerber's Howard the Duck is incredible stuff.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In the "Sentences I Never Thought I'd Write" category -
I am actively avoiding the 28 Years Later The Bone Temple trailer because 28 Years Later was so good that I do not want any even sort of spoiler and am instantly in on seeing the next movie.

Yeah 28 Years Later was that good.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Had Superman on the living room TV this afternoon. Walked out at one point to get water in the kitchen just in time to see the hug on the moon.

Never gets old.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sweet Jesus do I need to go skiing.
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I will defend this raccoon with my dying breath.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM