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Blake LaTurno
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Lover of schlock
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Watching the martial art perverts using modified rope darts, and 3 section staffs with cameras attached to the end to take upskirt photos in the film Love Exposure:

Me: Fuck I love movies
February 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Incredible interview. What a great episode
Many reasons to listen to this conversation with Edmund McMillen. We chat about cleft lips, edgelord internet culture & America's modern practice of eugenics. It will be on the main feed Monday, if you'd like to wait!

For now, fun news bit:
He'd like to make a Mewgenics musical with his music team
Edmund McMillen Wants You to Ask the Uncomfortable Questions | Post Games
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February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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$10 on team Fluff
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I need the following as guests on the Muppets show revival, in no particular order: Ayo Edebiri, Josh Ruben, Ross Bryant, Simone Biles, Gogol Bordello, Danny Devito, Conan O'Brien, Lisa Gilroy, Guy Fieri, Sarah Squirm, Vera Drew, Stephanie Hsu.
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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*scrolls through list of Oscar-nominated films I’ve yet to see
*puts on the muppets
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Thinking about bubble slime
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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always so funny to me when my dog has a secret
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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If you were to tell me a week from now that it has been 1,000 days since Tears of the Kingdom came out, I would scream
@grubb.wtf I think the longest gap between the release of a 3D Zelda and the announcement of the next was previously ~930 days between TP coming out in November 2006 and the SS art reveal at E3 in June 2009. We are now 993 days since the release of TOTK.
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
@susanapolo.bsky.social Really distilling what I love about the series in this article.
Dragon Age games lack agency, and that's the whole point
All that matters is who you love, and how you do it
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Ahhhhh I can finally talk about it! I wrote a piece for this on the Prisoner Iron Mask, BDSM and the queer pleasures of Elden Ring!
We’re excited to announce Scholar’s Codex – a new anthology where academia explores the games of FromSoftware.

Beautifully produced as a premium hardcover and illustrated by acclaimed artist @nicodelort.bsky.social.

#eldenring #darksouls #bloodborne 💙📚

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January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Abolish ICE Immediately. Jail every single agent on terrorism charges. Seeing this continue is sickening.
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I'm not the biggest JJK fan but this Maki episode is phenomenal
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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🚨 BEEP BEEP 🚨
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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🚨🏺Introducing our newest game: KILN!🏺🚨

An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Teams of colorful spirits sculpt ceramic battle armor on a pottery wheel, and the size and shape of your pots determine your play-style and abilities. Coming 2026 (yep, THIS year)!

youtu.be/mi0iRV0U3VY
Kiln Announce Trailer - YouTube
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Launching 2026
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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“Call me Ishmale.” - My non-binary friends
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Oscar nominations are out so it's time for my winner predictions:

Best picture: One Battle After Another

Lead actor: Timothee Chalamet

Lead actress: Rose Byrne

Supporting actor: Sean Penn

Supporting Actress: Teyana Taylor

Directing: Chloe Zhao (Hamnet)

Adapted Screenplay: Train Dreams
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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On March 10th, you'll finally explore the sleepiest town in any indie game ever 💤
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM