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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Sep 2

When you come across a book you wish you had published

Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Aug 16

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Aug 16

The King of Books

Mosley (a cream colored labradoodle), the CEO of Mouse House Books. He’s on a couch, turning to face the camera

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jul 1

elliiot gets it

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I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.

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Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnorft.ft.com · Mar 25

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for."

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Mar 25

Can Mouse House Books become the Ernest franchise of publishing?

Jim Varney as Ernest making a funny face

Mosley, a labradoodle, the CEO of Mouse House Books, in a stately pose on a couch

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Dec 18

Mosley’s response to the accusations that he has been spamming the CEO hotline by “crying labradoodle” and employing “false wags” to sabotage further plundering of the public purse for private profit, and to protest the state’s gerrymandered definition of violence, and that his howls sound like “Luigi”:

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Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Nov 25

I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you.
-Mosley

Mosley the labradoodle sitting on a bench and looking at the camera

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Oct 22

In honor of NBA Opening Day, please enjoy this excerpt from Bulls fan @wilmes.bsky.social’s novel Bert Gets Hurt www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

I told her that he was a Bulls fan, a comically devout believer in that particular shrine to mediocrity, and the mayor laughed hysterically. Bulls fandom was like a ghost prostitute with poisoned fangs, she said, literally a tribute to the deservedly fallen classical mode of man. It was a sinkhole sucking down people who believed that they were still flying, a bug trap for human beings imagining themselves as phoenixes. Big dumb wingless birds screaming, Bulls fans, she said, and as she did so I saw in my mind a volcano of dying fliers, whose bodies could be converted into meat I'd eat to get so big that I could roll my belly over the stadium that hosted Milo's team. I could myself demolish that building of the Bulls.

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Sep 20

Sneak peak at our erotic fiction release—should be out in time for your holiday shopping!

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · Sep 5

next week, i'll be reading at The Whistler

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Sep 6

Statement From Former Vice President Dick Cheney

McLean, VA - Former Vice President Dick Cheney issued the following statement regarding books:

"The Big 5 publishers are a threat to democracy. Henceforth I will be buying my books from Mosley at Mouse House Books.

I am sorry for the Iraq War and many other things."
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Dan Hinkel @danhinkel.bsky.social · Aug 17

A relaxing Saturday at home with my newly acquired John Wilmes library

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Alex Higley @alexhigley.bsky.social · Aug 12

10% off all CHP books including preorders! That includes my next novel, TRUE FAILURE. Click the link below bbs.
(I’m listening to “Islands in the Stream” on a treadmill rn ama)

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A novel by Alex Higley February 25, 2025 • 5.5 x 8.25 • 280 pages • 9781566897136 A twisting examination of life under late capitalism and the deceptions we inhabit to invent our own success stories. ...

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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · Jul 19

Putting a sticker on my guitar that says “THIS MACHINE HAS LIMITED MATERIAL EFFECTS BUT THAT’S THE WRONG FRAMING”

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · Jul 19

[Picture of Samuel Beckett in a black sweater]

My goal is to create compelling content.
Samuel Beckett
AZ QUOTES

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · Jul 10

Your move, Hemingway

A portable vaginal spa, never used

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · Jul 6

I’m a huge fan of @carlosanimals.bsky.social’s music and he just made perhaps the greatest music video in history. Finally, someone paired a perfect song with the athletic stylings of Vladimir Radmanovic! youtu.be/n3P0knobkbw?...

Bad Year No Mercy - "Dunk Contest" Music Video

Music video directed by Chris Alarie. Animation by Derek Barber.Bad Year No Mercy 'After Beauty' available on July 12, 2024. Tapes available from Fountain, I...

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jul 2

A message from Mosley and Mouse House Books:

www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Author John Wilmes (a human) and publisher Mosley (a dog) sit at picnic tables. The text says

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN WILMES!!!

BUY HIS BOOKS!!!

Thumbnails of his book covers are pasted over the photo. The books are called Jad’s Dad Milo and Bert Gets Hurt. The Jad’s Dad Milo cover features a Chicago Bulls jersey, a basketball, and a dog that might be dead or dying. The Bert Gets Hurt cover features a woman in a large hat driving a large boat, two black clad men conspiring, and a sentient Chicken McNugget presiding over it all like the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckelburg

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jun 29

Our next release is actually a reissue:

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 28

think this all gonna happen for real next year

front cover of NYPD 2025 by HAL STRYKER

IN A WORLD OF THE NEAR FUTURE, WHERE DECENT PEOPLE LIVE IN FEAR, WHERE JUSTICE IS DYING AND THE LAW PROTECTS THE GUILTY- THE COMBAT OPERATIONS POLICE COME ROARING IN! The bleeding heart lawmakers have taken lethal weap- ons out of the hands of the law enforcers-and in the world's largest city criminals are-on a perpetual holiday. Rape, murder, robbery, and sabotage are the order of the day. The answer: COP COMBAT OPERATIONS POLICE A special enforcement unit made up of the toughest, bravest, and most cunning street-smart fighting men, using the best in weaponry--including Andy Jumbles, an android, indestructible against bullet, dynamite, or laser. They are heading right into the deadly shadows of Man- hattan to stomp the human trash that rules the dark-and give the city back to its people!

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · Jun 26

a heads up on a thing i'll be doing:

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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · Jun 18

woah, holy shit

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jun 13

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

Mouse House Books @mousehousebooks.bsky.social · Jun 13

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I can feel the marvelous grill marks inside of my stomach, that's the type of job you've done here, I said, after I consumed my thirteenth sausage. Now how do we get those guys out here to hurt Milo? How exactly will we gunk up his soul, already so murky and wilted, so rich with failing energy and the sad waft of loserdom. What further indignity could be put into his sallow pit—how much more could we shit on him?