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Mr Bloody Wells

@mrbloodywells.bsky.social

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I am, in no particular order, a beard-grower, a techie, a #catdad, a non-believer, a lapsed #LCFC supporter, a #scambaiter (https://tinyurl.com/MBWScambaiting), left-wing, in close proximity to @leoneross.bsky.social, a photographer of pissy mattresses.

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · Apr 18

Hello world (by which I mean you... yes, you.)

I have made something, which I am sharing with you. It's an album of 80s-influenced remixes. You can have it for free (can't charge for it anyway) and you can get it here: tinyurl.com/Future-To-Th...

#synthwave #80s #music #freedownload #enjoyyourself

Album sleeve, or it would be if there was a physical album to put in a sleeve...

Remix list: remixes from Skee-Lo, Duffy, Tears For Fears, Wu-Tang Clan, Sleaford Mods, LL Cool J, A-ha, Coldplay, Tasmin Archer and Joshua Idehen.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 18h

If a woman calling herself Les Patterson messaged you on #Bluesky, you would probably not think to yourself "I reckon Les gets paid money to lick ar*eholes", would you. Well...

#scambaiting #timewasting #scammer #scammers #blueskyscammers #telegramscammers #telegram #pornstar #sausages #butcher

A conversation with Les Patterson (Let Love Lead)

James was contacted on Bluesky by Les Patterson, the least feminine name a woman could have. It is usually wrong to call someone an arse licker, even a filthy scammer on social media, and James did no...

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to watch Tron Ares and I'm going to enjoy it even though, like Tron Legacy, the story will be meh and the characters under-developed but it'll remind me of my love for the original when I was a kid. It'll look and sound great and sometimes that's all I want or need from a movie.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 2d

Last of the Summer wine cosplay heroes!

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 3d

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)

An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 3d

Hope it's a #chestburster.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 3d

Still a #genocide going on, by the way...

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 3d

It's not fossil fuels being burned for the data centres and their extraordinary power demands that's destroying the planet, it's the asthmatics...

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 4d

Rowdy, while unimpressed I still haven't sorted out the messy cabling after 3 years, loves a bit of RGB tanning when it's chilly out.

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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 6d

I’m thinking about when it was (briefly) fashionable to be a good person and people were constantly being accused of ‘virtue signalling’. Was it really so bad if people were pretending to care more than they did? Better than now when people happily advertise all their absolute worst traits.

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 6d

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James was contacted on #Zangi by both #TylerPerry and Tyler Perry's driver, who are the same person. He wanted James to pick a number between 1 and 10 in order to win a box of cash, obviously...

#scambaiting #timewasting #zangiscammer #moneyscam #scammer #scammers #celebrityscam

A conversation with Tyler Perry (Part One)

James was very surprised to be messaged by Tyler Perry, whoever he might be, and to discover Tyler is both Tyler himself and Tyler's driver, currently delivering big boxes of cash to his fans while tr...

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 7d

Life expectancy was 60.

And it's "LEICESTER" you gormless idiot.

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 7d

I remain astonished by the power of #AI.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 8d

Tori Mary, far from the sharpest tool in the shed, decided to message James on #Bluesky and later on #Zangi, while James was on holiday in beautiful #GreatYarmouth. A conversation took place and it had both a beginning and an end...

#scambaiting #timewasting #scammer #blueskyscammer #zangiscammer

A conversation with Tori Mary

Mary messaged James on Bluesky and transformed into Tori Mary on Zangi. James, who was on holiday in Great Yarmouth, struggled to make himself understood to Tori, who is a stupid bastard twat, and dra...

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 8d

I nearly posted something on #LinkedIn earlier but remembered there's no point, just in time.

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 9d

Every time I think to myself "it might be nice to have a bit of gammon for dinner tonight" something BBC-adjacent appears in my timeline and ruins my appetite. Don't want the chips or peas now either. Fuck you, Liz, you shameless racist twat.

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 9d

In the late 1980s Radio 1 was massively over-represented by Kershaws despite Kershaws making up just 0.05% of the broadcasting industry.

100% of them turned out to be very problematic indeed.

Sebastian Dobson @sebdobson.bsky.social · 9d

Wait until Liz finds out what percentage of the UK mammal population are meerkats…

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Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 12d

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 12d

I just saw a blink-and-you'll-miss-it pop-up on the Bing homepage (don't ask) that said "The #rapture is back on!" and while I pity those who believe it every time someone predicts it, how many times do you have to get slapped in the face before you walk away from the bastard slapping you?

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 13d

Ashley has contacted James many times, using the same name but different profile photos. After a quick image search he dismissed her quickly. This time he decided to humour her and she accused him of being a liar...

#scambaiting #timewasting #scammers #zangi #zangiscammer #liar #lies #idiot

A conversation with Ashley Moore

Ashley has messaged James numerous times in the past but he's not been particularly interested in talking to her for more than a few minutes (she's boring). However, he was in the mood for a bit of fu...

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 15d

Esther messaged James earlier today, looking for love. She moved the conversation to #Telegram and, because she's a #scammer and James quickly worked out whose photos she'd stolen, got nothing but hate...

#timewasting #scambaiting #telegramscammer #blueskyscammer #playboy #jaclynswedberg #idiot

A conversation with Esther

Esther, former Playboy model Jaclyn Swedberg's doppleganger, contacted James on Bluesky looking for love, then moved the conversation to Telegram and got nothing but hate... because she's a fucking sc...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 17d

Fabulous idea, and about time if you ask me...

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 17d

And it's a "racist snowflake" win for Theo...

Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 17d

#AI Images? I don't believe it!

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 17d

The first two words of the headline tells you everything you need to know.

Ryanair sandwich leaves dad 'stunned'

Declan Minogue said he felt 'massively ripped off' by the purchase

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 17d

Part 2/2

Kate Evan came back a few days later, with a slightly different display name & different profile photos but resumed the same #scam attempt that had previously failed. James was ready and Kate got very #angry with him this time...

#scambaiting #timewasting #prizescam #zangi #scammer #idiot

A conversation with Billionaire Kate Evan (Part Two)

Kate Evan came back (see previous video) with new profile photos and a slightly different display name, but the same old scam. This time around James didn't bother humouring the scam and set about win...

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Mr Bloody Wells @mrbloodywells.bsky.social · 18d

Just going through some backups and found this little video I made the day before the 2020 US election. Thought it might cheer some of you Americans up, perhaps. #Trump #Lunatic