Brian Greiner 🇨🇦🍁
mrfumblethumbs.bsky.social
Brian Greiner 🇨🇦🍁
@mrfumblethumbs.bsky.social
I write books.
I ponder life, the universe, and everything.
I like naps.

web page : http://damnfoolpress.com/BrianGreiner/

Living in Ontario, Canada.
Pinned
I've written and published 10 books about SF, horror, thrillers, and a book of haiku poetry with pictures of my cat.
All the books are available as ebooks or paperback from the usual suppliers.
My website has sample chapters for all the books, so please take a look : www.BrianGreiner.ca

#amwriting
Phil is alone on Valentine's Day this year.
He tries to cheer himself up by watching others having fun as a couple.

#sparrows
#birds
February 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Eugene is alone on Valentine's Day.
Again.
But that's OK.
He says he's fine. No, really, totally fine.

#sparrows
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Just got my Public Lending Right money from Canada Council. And for the firs time ever, it's pretty good money ($1500). This is thanks to you taking my books out at the library. Keep doing it! And do it for your favourite authors! Even if you don't read the books!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The chilly temperature has coated the bush with a sheen of frost that glitters in the sunlight.
The #sparrows have accepted the bejeweled surroundings as suitable to their station in life.

#birds
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
On sunny, cold mornings the squirrels will often pause to enjoy a bit of warmth from the sun.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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My Cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Glanced outside and saw this hawk on my deck eating "something" it had caught.

Not sure what kind of hawk, but damn is it gorgeous!

#birds
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It's a snowy day, so a good time to bake some mini chocolate chip muffins.
The hard part is waiting for them to cool!

#baking
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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I just stumbled across this and thought some of you might like to see it. A letter from E.B. White to a man who'd written he'd lost all hope:
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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This is a bit random and yet quite specific: do I know any un- or under-employed (current or former) freelance book review assigning editors?? Do you??

If so, respond or tag someone.

I have a dream, an impossible dream maybe, but a dream no less.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Bruce Fanjoy has launched a petition to require all federal party leaders to obtain and maintain top security clearance.

It's open for a couple of months.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-7148 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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some people were asking what this meant. i actually said it on tumblr but here it is
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The #sparrows are enjoying hunting for seeds in the snow.
They especially enjoy the "my seed is bigger than your seed" game.

#birds
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Most of the Sparrow Gang are hunting for seeds in the snow.
But Phil insists on making "snow angels".
His friends have long since learned to ignore his attempts to get attention.

#birds
#sparrows
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It's a chilly, snowy day.
The news is, as ever these days, depressing.
So I baked these cloves-ginger cookies.

#baking
#selfcare
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Hey yes we should revoke permission for ICE to be doing anything at all in Canada.

(Obligatory: we have enough ice, it's fucking February lmao)

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ICE has offices in 5 Canadian cities. Is your city on the list? | CBC News
The U.S. government’s website lists ICE offices in five Canadian cities: Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Ottawa.
www.cbc.ca
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Hideous licensing agreement from Red Ogre Review, but what really jumps out at me is the moral rights waiver
Red Ogre (@ogre.red) gets rights to your work upon *submission*.

And those rights are ridiculous. They can change your work, not credit you, use your work for advertising, or put it in an anthology.

Don't submit to this one, folks.
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Um, so I literally wrote this book.

Please buy my book. I have expensive hobbies.

Link to my book lol

bsky.app/profile/kris...
YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It is a snowy day today, and the #sparrows are enjoying the block of suet I put out for them.
The orange colour is due to peppers, which discourage the squirrels but are not noticed by the #birds .
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The local red squirrels like to climb atop my deck fence and gaze upon their kingdom, especially when the sun is shining on a cold day.
They are so cute!
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The local sparrows love to nestle within a cedar hedge, especially when the weather is cold. They pop out periodically to grab a snack and to socialize. Visible or hidden, they sometimes chirp incessantly at each other.

#birds
#sparrows
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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This article has some good info but ignores Ghislaine Maxwell, who is as key as Epstein. She was the daughter of Robert Maxwell, an Israeli spy and Russian mafia operative. Maxwell got key mafiosos out of the USSR by providing them Israeli passports. This allowed them to build a global network (1)
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Despite the winter cold (or perhaps because of it) the squirrels are all out to grab some birdseed.
The little red squirrels, normally quite aggressive, are smart enough not to push their luck when food is scarce.

#squirrels
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The seed of crime bears bitter fruit.
What evil lurks within the hearts of men?
The Sparrow knows.

#birds
#sparrows
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM