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chrispylizard πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I’m like this with recipes. β€œHow to make the egg. But first, a thirty paragraph memoir about my childhood growing up in the south of France where my gran (not my real gran but we all called her gran) showed me an egg for the first time”

Just tell me what to do with the damn egg.
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Never had an urge to visit Blackpool until now.
'Johnnie secretly asked the hotel staff to scatter 30 assorted packets of crisps on the bed as a surprise while they were away. However, staff misunderstood the request and instead opened the bags and sprinkled the crisps on the sheets like salty confetti.'
Blackpool hotel staff botch husband's romantic gesture for wife
'Looking back it really is funny! Like we had some sort of pawn-cocktail crisp fetish'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Still waiting for someone to come and retune my VCR so I can get channel 5.

Should they have been by now.
Due to a clinical fuck up I am entering week 4 without my ADHD medication, and _shit me out_ my house looks like a Middle Eastern city after western warplanes have paid a visit to spread democracy.

Upset at how quickly everything unravelled. May this be the final week of fuckery.
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What a great day to be a dog.
There was a musician called Len
Who could never play guitar again
He sold it to Dan
Did you hear of McCann?
She’s missing and her name’s Madeleine.
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thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
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Masking isn’t just hiding stims or forcing eye contact - it’s performative survival

It’s monitoring every word, every expression, every movement to stay β€œsafe” in a world built against us

Unmasking isn’t about abandoning every tool - it’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasure
Anyway. Try to give your friendly neighbourhood autistic the benefit of the doubt the next time they offend you.

They probably actually care about you.

We don’t need more β€œtraining” on how to β€œhuman correctly”.