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Jack
@mrxth3.bsky.social
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You wanna know my gender? buddy, they won't even let me know it

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Dog who hasn't drunk any water since yesterday morning :///
I'm waiting on a call back from the vet
Brent the brown and white aussie cattle dog sitting on my lap. He is resting his head on the edge of my desk with his nose touching my keyboard
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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berensreverie.bsky.social
Spinosaurus Swimming with Fishes ❤️🐟

#berensart2025 #paleoart
a shape of a spinosaurus made out of lines
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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From the farthest northern reaches of Hyperboria came Glacier Slut, himbo of the tundra
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Contractors should not be allowed to ask me dumbass questions like "what does your water heater run on", i am too pretty for this and don't know the answer to your riddles
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
I am wearing a button-up shirt where the first button is below my boobs, and nothing is showing, literally nothing, but i feel so exposed i almost turned my camera off during my first teams call lol
Jack's torso wearing a plaid button up shirt. His necklace is visible in the neckline of the shirt but no cleavage is visible at all
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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pickledsmoke.bsky.social
I don’t know what a junco looks like, when you tell me you’ve seen one I am picturing a bird wearing jncos.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
lightblueminecraftorchid May 14 hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
I'm still thinking about the parades that don't exist
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Why is every tennis shoe now made of like waffle-weave spandex
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
I had an awful dream last night that I'm still struggling to shake off 😔
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Who's awake at 2:30 am
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Real yearning hours friends 😔
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
We're switching from google to microsoft at work and I'm not used to it yet, and anyway i just sent the most deranged looking bug-eyed smiley face emoji to my boss
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
I've just discovered that there are no Arbys in the entire state of vermont. Well done, I guess? But sometimes you just want a big pile of mediocre roast beef and some curly fries
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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@sarah.transsexual.gay nyc makes a compelling argument!
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Egg and cheese in a paratha wrap from Mt. Everest Deli baby.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
The toilet is running and i need to get up and fix it but i have a snoring dog in my lap 🥺
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
well it's dark out so that means it's time to go to bed at 6pm
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
The Romans had an annual ghost exorcism holiday with certain laxative-related themes.

For just as beans cause the body to expel certain substances, they apparently do the same to unwanted household ghosts.

As seen in Cavendish’s “The Black Arts,” following Ovid.
Also, 3oo degrees make a complete circle and 360 reduces to 9. Ovid says in his Fasti that in Rome on certain days in May the ghosts of the dead were believed to return to their old homes. To expel them, the head of the house, after midnight, washed his hands in water and walked through the house, throwing black beans behind him and saying nine times, 'These I cast, with these beans I redeem me and mine.' He took care not to look over his shoulder as the ghosts gathered up the beans and followed behind him. Then he ordered the ghosts to leave his house, saying nine times, 'Ghosts of my fathers, go forth.' Not until then was it safe for him to look behind him. Beans were used to purge the house of the ghosts, because beans have laxative qualities. To repeat the two sets of words nine times was to repeat them enough times, or all possible times.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
The dog when i tell him he has tboy swag
Brent the aussie cattle dog. He is brown and white and is lying down on the couch facing the camera with his front paws stretched out in front of him and his ears straight up. He looks doubtful but able to be convinced
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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adriannefblack.bsky.social
Deeply unexpected that one of the best exhibits of extraterrestrial gems and minerals is in the terminal of the Portland, Maine airport??
Image of exhibit of minerals with descriptor: “Pallasites are the most beautiful extraterrestrial substance known, but they are exceedingly rare - only about 0.2% of all known meteorites are pallasites. Their rarity is due to having formed at the mahtle-core boundaries of asteroids. As the molten mantle cooled, the olivine crystallized and settled atop the liquid metal core. Olivine crystals ranging from amber to chartreuse hues were trapped as the metal solidified. These exquisite meteorites were launched into space when their parent body was shattered by a collision with another asteroid which liberated this material. Gem-quality olivine or peridot (the August birthstone) is seen in these examples.” Exhibit with descriptor: “Rocks from Mars are even rarer than Moon rocks. Like lunar meteorites, Martian meteorites land on our planet after having been ejected off the Martian surface by asteroid impacts. Martian meteorites are igneous rocks, evidence of the long history of volcanic activity on Mars Their Martian origin was confirmed by analyzing tiny voids within glassy inclusions within these rocks. The voids contain gas that perfectly matches the signature of the Martian atmosphere as reported by NASA's Viking Missions to Mars in 1976.” Exhibit with descriptor: “Vesta is the second largest asteroid in our solar system and the only one that can be seen with the naked eye. Vesta is considered a protoplanet because it has a crust, mantle, and core like Earth. Protoplanets were common in the early solar system, but all except Vesta were destroyed by collisions, and their remnants reside in the asteroid belt. Data transmitted from NASA's Dawn spacecraft identified Vesta as the source of three groups of meteorites found on Earth: eucrites from near the surface, diogenites from greater depths, and howardites— a mixture of the two.” Exhibit of with descriptor: “The Moon is among the rarest substances on our planet. All the pieces collected could fit in an SUV. While lunar samples were returned to Earth by Apollo astronauts, most are lunar meteorites - pieces of the Moon blasted off the lunar surface by asteroid impacts. Identified by their unique mineralogical and geochemical properties, these samples provide clues to the Moon's geological history. Some lunar minerals are unknown on Earth and many common minerals on our planet are rare or absent on the Moon. Featured below is the second largest piece of the Moon on Earth.”
April 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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huckelcommasean.bsky.social
Chotiner: And here it says Scott Summers, the leader of your team could obliterate multiple city blocks if someone knocks his glasses off?

Charles: Well I made him special visors so that won’t happen, Isaac

Chotiner: Sure
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Oh my god i'm gonna have to get my big coat out this is the worst thing that's ever happened it is 41 degrees outside
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
I am often ambivalent about having tiddies, but the ability to rest my coffee cup on one while scrolling on my phone is pretty awesome
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
mrxth3.bsky.social
Happy Friday and Happy Halloween my phone friends
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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ngescreenshot.bsky.social
That's not a good prize.
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER OVER. Virus = Very yes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM