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Be the chaos you wish to see in this world.
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Whenever I wear white on my birthday I’m going to have the best time.
I thought it was Nicole Kidman in that tv series where her husband cheats.
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I thought it was Nicole Kidman in that tv series where her husband cheats.
We’re in a loser epidemic. So of course they want to see another loser on screen.
Example A: The Joker 😒
Example A: The Joker 😒
If Disney was going to do a movie centered on the villain of a beloved Disney franchise... it should have been Ursula.
Nobody gives a fuck about Gaston.
Nobody gives a fuck about Gaston.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We’re in a loser epidemic. So of course they want to see another loser on screen.
Example A: The Joker 😒
Example A: The Joker 😒
This administration is why you have to tell that demographic to stfu.
And as annoyed as possible.
And as annoyed as possible.
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This administration is why you have to tell that demographic to stfu.
And as annoyed as possible.
And as annoyed as possible.
Reagan was not one of the good and decent people. He looking up from hell shocked that Trump is living the life he dreamed of.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reagan was not one of the good and decent people. He looking up from hell shocked that Trump is living the life he dreamed of.
I have a goal to work as few days as he does. Because wtf
BREAKING: Mike Johnson just said he won't call a vote this year to extend enhanced subsidies under the Affordable Care Act — effectively guaranteeing they will expire at the end of this month.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have a goal to work as few days as he does. Because wtf
The devil (my heavy footed upstairs neighbor) is awake.
Mirrors shaking. Peace disturbed.
Mirrors shaking. Peace disturbed.
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The devil (my heavy footed upstairs neighbor) is awake.
Mirrors shaking. Peace disturbed.
Mirrors shaking. Peace disturbed.
Me: I finally figured out my heat and humidity and my skin is responding well.
My period showing up
Me: ah yes, I wasn’t suspicious enough about my miraculous recovery I see.
My period showing up
Me: ah yes, I wasn’t suspicious enough about my miraculous recovery I see.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: I finally figured out my heat and humidity and my skin is responding well.
My period showing up
Me: ah yes, I wasn’t suspicious enough about my miraculous recovery I see.
My period showing up
Me: ah yes, I wasn’t suspicious enough about my miraculous recovery I see.
I just sang to myself in a high pitched voice and I am certain my neighbor heard me.
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just sang to myself in a high pitched voice and I am certain my neighbor heard me.
I feel like whenever people run as an independent or libertarian they really mean diet republican because that’s where the donor money is
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I feel like whenever people run as an independent or libertarian they really mean diet republican because that’s where the donor money is
It’s 25° outside and no one is wearing a coat!!
Arguably this is cold but not insufferable like yesterday. Now I’m mad I risked frostbite pumping gas yesterday.
Arguably this is cold but not insufferable like yesterday. Now I’m mad I risked frostbite pumping gas yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s 25° outside and no one is wearing a coat!!
Arguably this is cold but not insufferable like yesterday. Now I’m mad I risked frostbite pumping gas yesterday.
Arguably this is cold but not insufferable like yesterday. Now I’m mad I risked frostbite pumping gas yesterday.
Hello. Small win. I finally figured out the winter recipe of balance for heat vs humidity. First morning all month no nose bleeds or crackly throat when I woke up!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hello. Small win. I finally figured out the winter recipe of balance for heat vs humidity. First morning all month no nose bleeds or crackly throat when I woke up!!
I simply don’t buy things up there. Not my business. Has probably saved me so much money.
as a small, I would rather die than ask anyone to get me something down from a shelf. that's just me personally lol. i usually get caught using something to knock an item over and someone comes along to volunteer.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I simply don’t buy things up there. Not my business. Has probably saved me so much money.
I want to make a chocolate cake because I want to make a s’mores cake. Because that seems fun. 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I want to make a chocolate cake because I want to make a s’mores cake. Because that seems fun. 🥲
I had a very challenging day today. And I’m sure this whole week is going to be shit because so many people are off next few weeks.
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I had a very challenging day today. And I’m sure this whole week is going to be shit because so many people are off next few weeks.
I’m going to start lying AI style when people get to that third question when they could have looked something up.
I wanna see how far the lie can carry.
I wanna see how far the lie can carry.
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m going to start lying AI style when people get to that third question when they could have looked something up.
I wanna see how far the lie can carry.
I wanna see how far the lie can carry.
Are short women the problem? Or are grocery stores inaccessible to many customers?
Because I don’t think we’re at fault here.
Because I don’t think we’re at fault here.
All this because they were too short to reach the item and asked for help. See how short women are the problem
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Are short women the problem? Or are grocery stores inaccessible to many customers?
Because I don’t think we’re at fault here.
Because I don’t think we’re at fault here.
$20+ for an unmixed salad. 😒
I don’t know when we stopped tossing salads … but we need to get back to that
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
$20+ for an unmixed salad. 😒
About to start lying like AI when people could have looked up the answer instead of asking me.
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
About to start lying like AI when people could have looked up the answer instead of asking me.
Too many people is getting up outta here. Will 2026 be that bad??
Also fun fact, it costs more to get buried in the winter because the ground is cold.
Also fun fact, it costs more to get buried in the winter because the ground is cold.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Too many people is getting up outta here. Will 2026 be that bad??
Also fun fact, it costs more to get buried in the winter because the ground is cold.
Also fun fact, it costs more to get buried in the winter because the ground is cold.
One thing about November through March.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One thing about November through March.
Delusional enough to believe I’m the height of an 8th grader
if i ask your man for help in the supermarket and you think it’s about anything except the fact that i’m the height of a 5th grader you are a desperate insecure weirdo and and i hate that for you
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Delusional enough to believe I’m the height of an 8th grader
Microsoft barely works. Using AI? Now your date in excel is going to be hieroglyphics
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Microsoft barely works. Using AI? Now your date in excel is going to be hieroglyphics
Me every 30 seconds
I am ready to scream
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me every 30 seconds
Same with marketing unfortunately
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Same with marketing unfortunately
I want this option when your card information gets stolen. For that funky ass $49.99 let me talk to you right quick
eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I want this option when your card information gets stolen. For that funky ass $49.99 let me talk to you right quick