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Chris Gladis 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🏳️‍🌈
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Expat American in Osaka, Japan. Teacher, calligrapher, dungeon master. He/Him
D&D Writing: https://encountereveryenemy.com/
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For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Man, this is just... an incredible loss for all of us.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Source says a relative of Rob Reiner's found two dead at the director's LA home in what police are calling an apparent homicide. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/3N0xCyP
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Want to freak out your D&D party? Throw snakes at 'em.

How many snakes? ALL OF THE SNAKES. It's the Swarm of Venemous Snakes at Encounter Every Enemy! #DnD #DnD5e #EEE #DMTips #MonsterManual #Snakes

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Snakes. Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
They’re not just snakes. They’re a slithering, fanged force of nature. Swarms can overwhelm, frighten, and transform terrain into living threat. This week, we explore how the Swarm of Venomous Snak…
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December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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*Christmas music starts to play*

Crowd: Ah!

Me: ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like…’

Crowd: ‘Christmas!’

Me pressing a button that locks all the doors: ‘Vengeance…’
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.

by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This was a really good read. Strong recommend for any Star Wars/History buff in your life.
So looking ahead to Christmas - if any of you do end up with copies of ‘Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire’ absolutely tag me in any photos!

For those of you who already have it and like that sort of book... Let’s see what next year brings, shall we…?

#redactedstandingby
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Danger Without Malice: Ankylosaurus

The Ankylosaurus doesn’t stalk or roar. It simply moves, dragging the world with it. A living siege engine with a tail like a falling star, this creature teaches adventurers that danger isn’t always evil—sometimes it’s just massive, unstoppable, and heading…
Danger Without Malice: Ankylosaurus
The Ankylosaurus doesn’t stalk or roar. It simply moves, dragging the world with it. A living siege engine with a tail like a falling star, this creature teaches adventurers that danger isn’t always evil—sometimes it’s just massive, unstoppable, and heading directly toward the only place your party doesn’t want it to be.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I had a nightmare of epic proportions, holy forks. I’m so happy to be awake. 😵‍💫
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Giant Weasel: CR 1/8, Vibes 10/10

A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and…
Giant Weasel: CR 1/8, Vibes 10/10
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and remind your party that “low CR” does not mean “safe.”
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December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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OMFG this page took so much work! So much more time than I intended.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic. BOOP! (feel free to repost, as it helps me)

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Goblins
Goblins is the story of a fantasy rpg through the eyes of the low-level monsters.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Deer: The Anchor of a Forgetful Forest

Deer aren’t predators—but they aren’t harmless, either. In the right forest, at the wrong moment, a deer becomes an uncanny anchor point the world bends toward. This encounter turns a CR 0 creature into something eerie, regretful, and impossible to ignore…
Deer: The Anchor of a Forgetful Forest
Deer aren’t predators—but they aren’t harmless, either. In the right forest, at the wrong moment, a deer becomes an uncanny anchor point the world bends toward. This encounter turns a CR 0 creature into something eerie, regretful, and impossible to ignore every time your party looks away.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Monthly Monster Mashup 6: Dryad + Wight

What happens when a Dryad’s devotion meets a Wight’s hunger? You get a guardian who keeps protecting long after death — a tragic fusion of life, decay, and desperate purpose. This Dark Dryad offers DMs a haunting encounter about corruption, consequence, and…
Monthly Monster Mashup 6: Dryad + Wight
What happens when a Dryad’s devotion meets a Wight’s hunger? You get a guardian who keeps protecting long after death — a tragic fusion of life, decay, and desperate purpose. This Dark Dryad offers DMs a haunting encounter about corruption, consequence, and what we cling to even as we fall apart.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Rust Monster: The Confidence Eater

Rust Monsters don’t care about hit points—they care about your stuff. This low-CR creature creates real fear by destroying weapons and armor in ways a Long Rest can’t fix. Here’s how to run them for maximum tension, clever tactics, and absolute player panic.
Rust Monster: The Confidence Eater
Rust Monsters don’t care about hit points—they care about your stuff. This low-CR creature creates real fear by destroying weapons and armor in ways a Long Rest can’t fix. Here’s how to run them for maximum tension, clever tactics, and absolute player panic.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A Hundred Tiny Problems: Swarms of Rats

The scary thing about a Swarm of Rats isn’t that it’s rats — it’s the sound. The skittering builds like rain on stone, but with intent, until you realize the “monster” isn’t a single creature at all. In this Encounter Every Enemy entry, we turn the Swarm of…
A Hundred Tiny Problems: Swarms of Rats
The scary thing about a Swarm of Rats isn’t that it’s rats — it’s the sound. The skittering builds like rain on stone, but with intent, until you realize the “monster” isn’t a single creature at all. In this Encounter Every Enemy entry, we turn the Swarm of Rats into a moving weather pattern of teeth, pressure, and bad decisions.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Unseen, Unheard, Unstoppable: Running Invisible Stalkers

What if that first spring breeze wanted you dead? The Invisible Stalker is more than an invisible bruiser — it’s a summoned assassin with intelligence, malice, and method. This entry explores how to make its unseen terror felt long before…
Unseen, Unheard, Unstoppable: Running Invisible Stalkers
What if that first spring breeze wanted you dead? The Invisible Stalker is more than an invisible bruiser — it’s a summoned assassin with intelligence, malice, and method. This entry explores how to make its unseen terror felt long before combat begins… and how to ensure its death has weight.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you've got undead in you game, you need a Wight - find out how to use these unresting monsters in your D&D campaign! #DnD #DnD5e #EEE #MonsterManual #Wight #Undead

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No Rest for the Wicked: Rethinking the Wight
Some ambitions are too strong to die. A Wight isn’t just another undead—it’s what happens when hatred outlives the grave. Whether you’re running a crypt crawl or a city-wide conspiracy,…
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November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not a Beach Episode: Merfolk in your D&D Campaign

The coastal village is beautiful, prosperous… and deeply afraid. Every night at sundown, the strongest gather with nets and tridents, facing the sea. “One night, the Merfolk will come,” they say. “And we’ll be ready.” This encounter invites players…
Not a Beach Episode: Merfolk in your D&D Campaign
The coastal village is beautiful, prosperous… and deeply afraid. Every night at sundown, the strongest gather with nets and tridents, facing the sea. “One night, the Merfolk will come,” they say. “And we’ll be ready.” This encounter invites players into an alien civilization that cannot be looted with a sword and a fireball. From three-dimensional battles to unknowable gods stirring beneath the waves, the Merfolk present not just a combat challenge, but a cultural and environmental shift. Whether your players trespass on sacred relics or find themselves swept into a factional war between Skirmishers and Wavebenders, they’ll have to fight for air—literally. Just hope your Water Breathing spell doesn’t get dispelled mid-fight.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why is my morning mental DJ playing JUST THE CHORUS of “Country Roads” on a loop this morning? Am… am I a bad person? Is THIS how I find out?
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM