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Murph
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Aging tech guy, doin' my best.
"They're taking the fucking Hobbits to Isengard"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My annual holiday tradition of a Fusion playthrough begins.
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Unfortunately, I'm not sure this won't stick in the back of my mind when the time comes I can spend my ever-less-available American dollars on their next game.
If I had known the two paragraphs about genAI in my article today would be so controversial, I would have expanded them a bit! Here's a rough transcript of the relevant portion of my interview with Swen Vincke, so everyone has all the context. (Full article here: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...)
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Forgot I made this dumb thing.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Did video games ever REALLY need to look better than this?
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me watching Weapons:

"Retron"
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gadsden would be so pissed rn.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pirate Andor, it's your civic duty.
“This is just the latest chapter in Donald Trump's ongoing campaign to crack down on free speech, dominate the media, and essentially render the First Amendment meaningless” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on Jimmy Kimmel's indefinite suspension.
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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lol
July 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
July 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Congrats to our new 51st state.
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported
April 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Simple math. This army of menia workers for these factories can only come from:

An army of unemployed people whom you've made jobless because unemployment is currently low

AND/OR

Children and young adults with no other jobs to pursue
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you have any recurring donations to Act Blue or any other democratic fundraising, cancel it and when they ask for a reason let them know Schumer won't fight for you.
March 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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JFC
March 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
A movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to know
The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Wow, congratulations to NJ Gov. Phil Murphy for the biggest ratio in Bluesky history
February 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Teapot Dumb
The State Department's "procurement forecast for 2025, which details purchases the agency expects to make, includes $400 million for armored Tesla vehicles."
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM