This Friggin’ Guy
@murph508.bsky.social
Don't think of her, study for the LSATs
oh, no thanks
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
oh, no thanks
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Robert Abele ~ Stick of Gold, 2025
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Robert Abele ~ Stick of Gold, 2025
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
going thru my grandma’s pre-ww2 “new homemaker” cookbook, and I need to direct your attention to “egg coffee”
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
going thru my grandma’s pre-ww2 “new homemaker” cookbook, and I need to direct your attention to “egg coffee”
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Reminder to BlueSky newcomers—if you want to immediately fill your feed with NFL talk ahead of the playoffs, subscribe to my starter pack!
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Reminder to BlueSky newcomers—if you want to immediately fill your feed with NFL talk ahead of the playoffs, subscribe to my starter pack!
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Adding new accounts all the time 👇
bsky.app/profile/did:...
um ... good guess
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
um ... good guess
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AI CEOs: why aren't people more pro-AI?!
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
AI CEOs: why aren't people more pro-AI?!
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
also AI CEOs: we have invented the automated revenge porn machine
fellas, if you want to replicate the whole "name 3 bands" experience that women endure when they wear a band t-shirt, just go ahead and throw on a Whalers jersey
#NHL
#NHL
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
fellas, if you want to replicate the whole "name 3 bands" experience that women endure when they wear a band t-shirt, just go ahead and throw on a Whalers jersey
#NHL
#NHL
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
we Americans are a deeply unserious people 😂
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
we Americans are a deeply unserious people 😂
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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Don't want to ruin New Year's Eve but Pitbull's motorcycle came up short during Pitbull's New Year's Eve Snake River Canyon Jump. He's dead.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Don't want to ruin New Year's Eve but Pitbull's motorcycle came up short during Pitbull's New Year's Eve Snake River Canyon Jump. He's dead.
Happy New Year
new year, new screeeeeeeeee
new year, new screeeeeeeeee
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Happy New Year
new year, new screeeeeeeeee
new year, new screeeeeeeeee
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So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
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the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
artists have ZERO obligation to appear at any venue anywhere and can avoid any venue for any goddamn reason they want, @mcmegan.bsky.social
if a venue folds because it's run by a child molester and his pack of anti-culture doofuses, there are many, many other venues
if a venue folds because it's run by a child molester and his pack of anti-culture doofuses, there are many, many other venues
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
artists have ZERO obligation to appear at any venue anywhere and can avoid any venue for any goddamn reason they want, @mcmegan.bsky.social
if a venue folds because it's run by a child molester and his pack of anti-culture doofuses, there are many, many other venues
if a venue folds because it's run by a child molester and his pack of anti-culture doofuses, there are many, many other venues
as someone whose dubious writing style was bogarted (like many others) by OpenAI et al., I would like to apologize for assisting in the development of the shitty house style
I think a lot of people who don't often write (or who just don't care) understand how easy it is to spot "AI" text once you've been exposed to it. It's gotten to the point that I can look at a piece of "AI" writing and tell if it was written by ChatGPT or some other LLM. They have "house styles."
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
as someone whose dubious writing style was bogarted (like many others) by OpenAI et al., I would like to apologize for assisting in the development of the shitty house style
A big moment for professional hockey! The Professional Hockey Players’ Association ratified a new agreement with the @echl.bsky.social, strengthening protections and respect on the job.
When players organize, they raise the standard for the whole sport. Congratulations to the PHPA!
When players organize, they raise the standard for the whole sport. Congratulations to the PHPA!
PHPA RATIFIES NEW COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT WITH THE ECHL
The PHPA's ECHL membership has ratified a new, five-year collective bargaining agreement with the ECHL. The new agreement will run through the 2029-30 season.
phpa.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*stares blankly*
bitch what part of the pomegranate have you been eating
bitch what part of the pomegranate have you been eating
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*stares blankly*
bitch what part of the pomegranate have you been eating
bitch what part of the pomegranate have you been eating
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French