Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
My dad just said "redd up."
Wife: ...
Wife: ...
two young boys looking at each other with the words put it on google translate written below them
ALT: two young boys looking at each other with the words put it on google translate written below them
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November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My dad just said "redd up."
Wife: ...
Wife: ...
Important @leahlitman.bsky.social info: this Holiday Inn's night manager has a 6-month-old goldendoodle named Zoe.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Important @leahlitman.bsky.social info: this Holiday Inn's night manager has a 6-month-old goldendoodle named Zoe.
TIL that when I was a child, I wanted to be a beaver.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
TIL that when I was a child, I wanted to be a beaver.
Yay trains, @peterorlowicz.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yay trains, @peterorlowicz.bsky.social
The salad of my people.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The salad of my people.
The funniest one I've heard involves my favorite explosive dessert and dead ducks. thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/2010/10/cara...
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The funniest one I've heard involves my favorite explosive dessert and dead ducks. thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/2010/10/cara...
How I dress when I travel by air:
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How I dress when I travel by air:
Oh, I know what I'm wearing on the way back from Florida.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, I know what I'm wearing on the way back from Florida.
WE HAVE DEPLOYED THE TACTICAL HORTICULTURALISTS!
Protesters in Portland, Oregon, left flowers in front of the detention center, but the ICE GOONS immediately took them away and searched the ground for weapons. This video captures their sadness and paranoia.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
WE HAVE DEPLOYED THE TACTICAL HORTICULTURALISTS!
Sitting here in limbo, but I know it won't be long
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting In Limbo
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sitting here in limbo, but I know it won't be long
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Good News: A politician got disbarred!
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
9 months after federal bribery conviction, former Speaker Madigan disbarred
Article Summary Former Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan is no longer a lawyer after the Illinois Supreme Court officially disbarred
capitolnewsillinois.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good News: A politician got disbarred!
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
Bad News: It's nobody in your Top Ten (non-Chicago division).
He said, "What you gonna be when you grow up?"
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He said, "What you gonna be when you grow up?"
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
Jesus said, "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me, Mama, they don't like me, Bud
That cable is only obsolete when I take that Zip drive to Goodwill.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
That cable is only obsolete when I take that Zip drive to Goodwill.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Charlie Brown!
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Post a movie where you are from
Bears running back Kyle The Mogwai.
a close up of a gremlin with a light behind it
ALT: a close up of a gremlin with a light behind it
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November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bears running back Kyle The Mogwai.
@bishtoons.bsky.social needs to sue
i just passed one of these outside someone's house and i was giggling like maniac for 5 mins
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@bishtoons.bsky.social needs to sue
"While you're in the clapping mood, I'd like you to give a big round of applause to my band, Sexual Chocolate. Sexual Chocolate!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"While you're in the clapping mood, I'd like you to give a big round of applause to my band, Sexual Chocolate. Sexual Chocolate!"
What did I just watch?
a cat is sitting in a dark alleyway looking at the light
ALT: a cat is sitting in a dark alleyway looking at the light
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November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What did I just watch?
Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
Would it pain you more to walk on water
Than to wear a crown of thorns?
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
Would it pain you more to walk on water
Than to wear a crown of thorns?
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
Would it pain you more to walk on water
Than to wear a crown of thorns?
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
Would it pain you more to walk on water
Than to wear a crown of thorns?
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
Otter after 10 minutes of reading this site.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Otter after 10 minutes of reading this site.
Tapping the sign on sharing that Lizza and Nuzzi stuff:
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tapping the sign on sharing that Lizza and Nuzzi stuff: