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Ethan Moses

@mynamesmoses.bsky.social

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Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · May 20

Out of the 42 QBs to attempt 200 passes last season a pre Achilles tear Watson was 41st in EPA per drop back and dead last in success rate. If he steps on the field again as the Browns QB I want everyone fired.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t think the Raptors are gonna shoot 71% the entire game but honestly they might

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 2h

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3h

Because this has popped up a lot again with the New York mayoral election, I would just like to go on record as a Jewish person and say conflating criticism of Israel as antisemitism is ineffective, regressive, and stupid. Zorhan criticizing war crimes committed by Netanyahu is not antisemitic.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 4h

I keep seeing people argue that the Browns can’t take a quarterback until they fix the other issues with the team, which is just a flawed way of looking at roster construction. By that logic Stroud wouldn’t be in Houston and Maye wouldn’t be in New England. If you like the QB, you take them.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 6h

One of the better couple costumes I across today on social media was someone who was dressed as a piece of cake and their significant other was wearing a short skirt and a long jacket. I thought that was funny.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 6h

I know no one w/ more than two brain cells listens to Tony Rizzo, but I came across a clip of him the other day saying the Browns need to trade Shedeur so they can clear room to play Deshaun Watson again. That is the stupidest Browns take I’ve heard all season, and that’s saying something.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 8h

I want to caveat this by saying if the Browns wound up picking a player like Carnell Tate w/ the jags pick I’d be very cool w/ that. I just think this WR class is deeper than this tackle class, so I think the Browns might be better going tackle there and addressing WR in the 2nd and or 3rd round.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 8h

I’ll be happy if the Blue Jays beat the Dodgers this year but I’ve seen some people say they were upset last year when the Dodgers won and I want go on record and say I was 100% rooting for the Dodgers in last year‘s World Series. They were playing the fucking Yankee

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 9h

Brugler said on Zac Jackson podcast that if Mendoza or Simpson are there at four he has the Browns taking one of them

a man and a boy are sitting next to each other in a room .

ALT: a man and a boy are sitting next to each other in a room .

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 23h

Me seeing Dolphins fans with bags on their heads

bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding a gun in his hand .

ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding a gun in his hand .

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly shocked this plant even took Zohran’s call.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran Mamdani calls in live to Stephen A. Smith’s SiriusXM show to rebut Andrew Cuomo

Everything Stephen A Smith seemed to desire when he signed on with SiriusXM for a weekly political talk show came together on Wednesday night when, after a lengthy sitdown with former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Smith took a live call from Cuomo’s opponent in the New York City mayoral race, Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani. Read more... The post Zohran Mamdani calls in live to Stephen A. Smith’s SiriusXM show to rebut Andrew Cuomo appeared first on Awful Announcing.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

I hate it here

steveuniverse.bsky.social @steveuniverse.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta be shitting me

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

How are the Cavs built around two 7 footers and still this bad at rebounding?

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking hate the Celtics

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

We are, thank god.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Are the Cavs on FanDuel tonight too? Because God I fucking hate Dave Pasch.

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck Stephen A. There are a bunch of you who found this man funny and so you didn’t treat him with the contempt he deserves. He is and has always been a POS. It took the world too long to notice partially because he spent half his career sitting across from Skip Bayless. But once again, fuck him.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

It was further part of the conspiracy that the co-conspirators, including
RABBITT, ABUGHAZALEH, MARTIN, SHARP, STRAW and WALSH, physically hindered and impeded Agent A and the Government Vehicle such that Agent A was forced to drive at an extremely slow rate of speed to avoid injuring any of the conspirators and in doing so slowly progressed towards the BSSA to discharge the duties of his office.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

Last night Ohtani reached base nine times. That is the first time since 1945 that anyone has reached base nine times in the baseball game and he did it in the World Series. I know he’s no longer on the Angels but it feels appropriate to bring back this incredible tweet

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

This skeet is objectively hilarious considering Shough is 26. I wasn’t super high in him coming out, but I hope he plays just well enough to convince the Saints not to draft a quarterback in the top five.

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 3d

Sources: The future is now in New Orleans, with the Saints starting rookie quarterback Tyler Shough.

Spencer Rattler now heads to the bench, while the second-rounder moves to the forefront in a decision coach Kellen Moore informed them of today.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 3d

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 3d

America... boy, I dunno.

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

That was incredible. Now I’m going to bed

Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

Considering where the Smith and Hernandez balls died on the track Freeman must have hit the absolute shit out of that ball.

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 3d

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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Ethan Moses @mynamesmoses.bsky.social · 3d

It’s close but he’s out