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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
The only leftovers my sisters sent us home with here some friggin tide pods and a handgun.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The only leftovers my sisters sent us home with here some friggin tide pods and a handgun.
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Ok, Thanksgiving over, everyone get out of my house
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ok, Thanksgiving over, everyone get out of my house
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Just overheard at family Thanksgiving from my brother in law, "Taking off my shirt helps me poop better".
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just overheard at family Thanksgiving from my brother in law, "Taking off my shirt helps me poop better".
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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I know we eat a lot of tiny crustaceans but I never considered how they feel about it. I guess you could say I lack shrimpathy
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I know we eat a lot of tiny crustaceans but I never considered how they feel about it. I guess you could say I lack shrimpathy
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the shrimps you plug ugly dipshit
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the shrimps you plug ugly dipshit
One thanksgiving after I’d smoked a little Mary Jane I came back into the kitchen and began convincing one of my older, not yet 21 years old cousins he should be the DS since he can’t drink yet, and since I was only 17 (and stoned as hell) it would be a nice gesture. “Hey,” I said, pulling a Columbo
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One thanksgiving after I’d smoked a little Mary Jane I came back into the kitchen and began convincing one of my older, not yet 21 years old cousins he should be the DS since he can’t drink yet, and since I was only 17 (and stoned as hell) it would be a nice gesture. “Hey,” I said, pulling a Columbo
Never smoked weed with my cousins on Thanksgiving. I didn’t have cousins who smoked. I was the cool younger cousin who had friends pick me up in their cars and we could smoke with their cousins before I went back to family dinner.
My uncles would be food and wine drunk by 1 so I had a lot of time.
My uncles would be food and wine drunk by 1 so I had a lot of time.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Never smoked weed with my cousins on Thanksgiving. I didn’t have cousins who smoked. I was the cool younger cousin who had friends pick me up in their cars and we could smoke with their cousins before I went back to family dinner.
My uncles would be food and wine drunk by 1 so I had a lot of time.
My uncles would be food and wine drunk by 1 so I had a lot of time.
Post something random of you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Post something random of you’ll have an awful December.
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why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
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![Ben Rosen
@ben_rosen
my favorite moment from the beatles doc
[a series of 4 screencaps from a Beatles documentary, with altered closed captions:
1- Paul: Can we try my song about
simply having a wonderful Christmastime?
2- Group: No. No.
3- John: Fuck no.
4- Paul: I need to break up the Beatles.]
11:51 PM • 2021-11-25](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihlk75ccp3ewtrwzbjgf7foi24jlw3cdmkyxk723veqf7afwgjht4@jpeg)
Jack White is going to have to lay down for so long after this set.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jack White is going to have to lay down for so long after this set.
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
Just got to Three Sundays in my Mad Men rewatch and the amount of vodka Sally pours for Don’s drink was so much I nearly threw up just imagining the smell. How did these people function?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just got to Three Sundays in my Mad Men rewatch and the amount of vodka Sally pours for Don’s drink was so much I nearly threw up just imagining the smell. How did these people function?
Me: “If I died you wouldn’t eat me right?”
My dog:
My dog:
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me: “If I died you wouldn’t eat me right?”
My dog:
My dog:
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Rachel Menken having Don’s number immediately is so cool, and then when she is like “what do you go around kissing unmarried women? Am I supposed to, what? have a life running parallel to yours? I’ve got shit to do.” Is a baller move. No wonder King Idiot fucked that up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Rachel Menken having Don’s number immediately is so cool, and then when she is like “what do you go around kissing unmarried women? Am I supposed to, what? have a life running parallel to yours? I’ve got shit to do.” Is a baller move. No wonder King Idiot fucked that up.
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Don Draper makes sense to me as a guy who is constantly in a panic over trying to keep his insanely hot wife happy, which is a fool’s errand because he’s too stupid to realize she needs more than creature comforts to be fulfilled and, again, he’s a dummy, so he fucks it all up all the time anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Don Draper makes sense to me as a guy who is constantly in a panic over trying to keep his insanely hot wife happy, which is a fool’s errand because he’s too stupid to realize she needs more than creature comforts to be fulfilled and, again, he’s a dummy, so he fucks it all up all the time anyway.