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Char
@nachtschwimmen.bsky.social
The sass is real, told to be "funny and delightfully unhinged." ||
The one with the Natalie Dormer avatar on ao3 || If I yell at you: You're nice, keep going! || 💜🏳️‍🌈 ⛸🌙 ||
30+ || ger/eng, she/they || 아포방포
Why does this only happen to me in the middle of night…I just woke up from a short but crazy good Jikook Sherlock dream. Kook!Sherlock and John!Jimin and oh my god..I need sleep, I haven’t slept a wink yet really? I hope I can get that working into a WIP tomorrow…where tf did this come from even
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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This is my opinion but it's also the correct one so everybody listen up:
ok i honestly don’t know THAT much abt an american thanksgiving meal but i feel that i have the Right to ask this question: what dish is each member bringing to a Thanksgiving Dinner™️?
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I am still not over THE Jikook wedding photos btw...AND I HAD TO WORK...
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
One of my colleagues got wind that it took me about 30mins to write a mail in English that required...lets say "business English". She then forwarded me a link for a pro account to a KI the department uses.
The comment attached to it: "Noone of us has to write in English!"
I am still in mild shock.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am looking forward to reading this SO MUCH... :D but first...dinner....and then this for desert 💕🥹
CHAPTER 9 is posted!

/“My worst fear was that you’d turn out to be some criminal on the run, but — but you’re not even — “ JM shook his head again, it was so difficult to say it out loud./

archiveofourown.org/works/720687...
Underneath The Surface
#jikookau #jikook

💧slice of life
💧magical realism
💧girl dad JM
💧JK is a menace
💧strangers to lovers

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/720687...
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY JOONBUG, JIKOOK AND MEOYOONGI ALL CAME HOME TODAY?!?!?
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just remembered that today is the birthday of a person that I thought of for so many many years of as the love of my life only to realise the truth about her earlier this year.
Weird how certain dates stick to your brain...
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just ordered two packs of these for my team for the New Years Eve shift :D you think Yoongi would approve? Because I think so.
www.amazon.de/dp/B0C7NHD94...
Amazon.de
www.amazon.de
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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jikook doing this couples trend to promote ays2?!😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The accessibility of this sport is SUCH a fucking joke...
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I had this for desert last night and it was awesome 😌 short and sweet and this Jimin is a kinky menace 😏
「 was it too much? 」
#jikookau

➴ explicit 🔞
➴ oneshot, 7.5k
➴ excessive coming is involved. read more tags below 🙂‍↕️
➴ for @wetandmessyfest.bsky.social

jeongguk hasn't had sex in five years. jimin just wants to help out.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72985601
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Four Years Ago today, this post-VMAs VLive Seokjin flipped a switch in my brain and it’s still on. The light’s never gonna go out. It’s solar-powered. As long as there’s sun in the sky, it’s LIT.

#DailySeokjin #진 #JIN #Seokjin #KimSeokjin #BTS #BTS_Jin #WorldwideHandsome
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Maybe I'll join my fictional Jimin for a little while on the ice tonight anyway...lets see lets see...we got stuff to figure out, pun intended.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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weverse give me a moderator position I have some amazing ideas:
- telling them what to do- 1 month ban
- asking them to speak English - 1 year ban
- country flags, asking them to say a name, say a country - banned for eternity
- asking where is another member- dishonor to them and their cow
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Namjoon is determined to remind us all that WE do not have 6 boyfriends, HE has 6 boyfriends and they're all hot and adorable AF
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am so deep in my Jimin feels today, it is no joke.
I love this guy so much 😭
a girl with blonde hair is laying on a bed with a zebra print pillow
ALT: a girl with blonde hair is laying on a bed with a zebra print pillow
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Watching Kook with starry eyes like I am Jimin.
But seriously, I love him so much 💕
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Jungkook playing a backrooms game...never thought I would see the day...I love that he is living his best streamer life right now <3
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Weekend /o/
I am beyond knackered......
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
„Lets just game for a while before bed“
Switch: 🙂
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Holy shit it got cold all of a sudden...
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Still not over the fact that this feverdream day basically ended with my boss falling into MY arms, nearly crying.....
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM