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CasuallyNatalieXOXO
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[To the tune of Love & Marriage]

🎵Soup and Sandwich🎵
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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must feel so good to kill one of those big M&M guys just crushing their candy shell in your hands, seeing the chocolate inside leak out, knowing they go to hell when they die
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today I found out one of my heroes has a trans daughter they love and fiercely support 😭🥹😭🥹
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Claritin would be a beautiful name for a girl
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
save me, 24 hour Claritin
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
only thing about dating a Gen z girl is that I am forced by law to play Minecraft now
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I move in with the love of my life this week ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
I love her so much ♥️♥️♥️
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"this joke kind of makes sense I guess" - me looking back on my own timeline
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
used to be before movie trailers the movie theatre would treat you to the same 2 or 3 movie trivia questions ad infinitum, we used to be a country, etc.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dick Clark Dick van Dyke and Rip Van Winkle all combining their sperm to create The Oldest Baby in the Universe
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I love being a rube but I hate being a mark
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today is the last day at my job of 7 years and my last Saturday in NYC for the Knowable Future.

There was a time in my life when moving to Minneapolis was Going to the Big City. Now it's Going Home.

When I came here I had a different name, a different life

Who knows where I'll be 7 years from now
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
brb taking a bath in the 55 gallon drum full of liquid LSD
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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getting an orchiectomy and wearing them around my neck like dog tags to show my time in the service of the other gender
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
LOTR came out when I was in 7th grade and I had spent the last two years reading the novels.

When it was released it was one of the most magical cinematic experiences I had.

I also brought my friend who was totally unfamiliar with LOTR and when credits rolled he angrily shouted, “That’s IT?!”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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you don't have to be nostalgic for shit that sucked just because shit sucks more now
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We live in an episode of Sheep in the Big City
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
coming upon donut tracks in an empty parking lot and starting a new alien conspiracy about snow circles
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Looks like Dr. James Atherton from the movie Arachnophobia was also there
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every time
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
it’s so funny how much of rampant transphobia begins with “annoyed that they got corrected”
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Tell me, Dr Penis, if you can. You have fucked so much. What is it that you have fellated? Can you tell me even one thing? I thought not.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM