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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅

@natteringnaybob.bsky.social

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No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases. Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are. Name origin: https://youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 17h

So, fizzy Manischewitz

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe try using them for good instead of evil?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 21h

Salamanders are not lizards.

Thank you, I will make a newt of that

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Shot from a Firesign Theater album cover which says "All Hail Marx Lennon" in a pseudo Cyrillic font, with photos of Groucho Marx and John Lennon

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

They must have watched a lot of NBC in the 90's

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star

Alt: a rainbow with the words "the more you know" and a star

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn't Ninja make that?

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

OK, but Gail Edwards and Crystal Bernard

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

So, they can still lose

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure they can make some adjustments

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Scotty gave us the formula for that in Star Trek IV

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

I count 12?

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all could make some really big waffles

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

That, or a monster truck

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, QTP with a horror movie that shares the first letter as your name

[As far as y'all know, my name is Greedo]

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

@mementomorty.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you, for some reason

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

Could have done George+ Elliot and really confuse people

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

This is the exact opposite of The Brady Bunch

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 1d

That's called a "fat white"

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Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

What did they do with the other 57 crayons?

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

In England, you can use the apartment to make a flat white

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

Still tastier than a Ham and Organ

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

I do have a Bugs Bunny tie instead

Well now, they often call me GreEEEEEEEdo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 2d

Kenny Gee that wasn't so bad