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NecromancyBlack
@necromancyblack.bsky.social
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#FGC player, regular shitposter, boy I need more sleep...

#VF5REVO
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necromancyblack.bsky.social
The value of my house, a pretty small 3 bedroom with single bathroom, has nearly doubled in the 3 years since we brought it. It has gone up nearly 5x the value is was before covid.

This is past the "not sustainable" phase.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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junlper.beer
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
swords bad opinion meme guy from i think Tangled?
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
necromancyblack.bsky.social
Told my wife she likes gay sex.
cerberusxt.bsky.social CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 3d
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.

Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.

Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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classicxbooks.bsky.social
A classic that’s as true as ever.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
welcome
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
necromancyblack.bsky.social
Hospital waiting is rough man. Been in out of ER for my wife since last night and still not much closer to getting sorted out. Just an absolute lack of beds and staff to process through people.
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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simkaye.bsky.social
Throwback to some bangers
August 29, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
how could I forget?
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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philplait.bsky.social
Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
billcorbett.bsky.social Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · Oct 18
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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losermanwins.bsky.social
When I write a basic reply in Japanese to a JP twitter account I follow and they like the reply
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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craigtimes.bsky.social
#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto
A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.
www.dexerto.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
necromancyblack.bsky.social
While I was away for OHN, my orange tree started going crazy with flowers. Never had this many on it before.

Smells so nice standing next to it!
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Shows large red letters spelling "ART" standing majestically on a green hill against a cloudy sky, with text reading "There stands art, in all its pure magnificence!" Panel 2: The scene reveals additional gray letters "MONEY" approaching from the right side of the hill, with "ART" looking concerned and text saying "Wait... WHAT IS THAT?" Panel 3: The gray "MONEY" letters are now pushing against and overwhelming the red "ART" letters on the hill, with "ART" pleading "OH NO... PLEASE DON'T!" Panel 4: Final scene shows "ART" and "MONEY" together in bed, with "MONEY" smoking afterwards, depicting the uncomfortable relationship between artistic integrity and commercial interests.
August 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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tns.gg
The wait for the second #VFOC2025 APAC Online Qualifier is over! 🌏

Find out who moves on to compete in the Regional Finals with Toto and Berzerk on commentary 🎙️

📺 twitch.tv/tampaneversl...
#VF5REVO #LegacyVF
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days
Retro Difficulty - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher throws up his arms in frustration. He's sitting on the ground and playing an old video game. The game is proving to be difficult. He is wearing a shirt that depicts a face represented by a large G and two smaller Gs representing the eyes. Mewbert is watching from the couch. She is confident that she could beat it easily. Gustopher: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! How did anyone beat this old game? Panel 2 Gustopher's dad chimes in to note how the game is definitely beatable. Nougat is comfortably sitting on his lap and happy to be recieving pets. August: It takes practice, memorization, and perseverance. Gustopher: Is that how you beat it? Panel 3 August looks suspiciously to the side. He is filled with sudden wave of shame. Nougat doesn't notice anything. She's just enjoying the pets. August: Well... Panel 4 August decides to come clean. August: There's also a code for infinite life. Gustopher: CHEATING! Nougat is no longer pleased. Not because of August's use of cheat codes but because his pets have slowed down. Nougat will remember that. Mewbert isn't really paying attention to any of this anymore.
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
necromancyblack.bsky.social
Just a Wedneaday on the Gold Coast.
September 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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theonion.com
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
help me stay alive so I can make more stupid shit ♥ patreon.com/mrlovenstein

thank you so much
August 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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kojamf.bsky.social
Marc Maron
@marcmaron.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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speedoru.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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cinematicmoments.bsky.social
Torch Song Trilogy (1988)
CALIPERO: Whoops? Ed, did you say "whoops"? No, Ed. "Whoops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft. "Whoops" is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. "Whoops" is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no "whoops." This was an AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-HA-HA-HA! Torch Song Trilogy (1988), Skald: Against The Black Priory (2024)
August 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM