Neil P Bardhan
neilpbardhan.bsky.social
Neil P Bardhan
@neilpbardhan.bsky.social
Breakfast Sandwiches guy
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I am bringing back VERY DIRECT MESSAGES from 6pm EST to 3am.

How's it work?

Visit the page. Write a message. Hit send. It'll print at my desk on my receipt printer.

Plz RT for fun & be nice.

CC @henryzoo.com @cara.city and other receipt printer dorks
Send me a very direct message. To my desk..
Want to send Bobby a VERY direct message? Get it to his desk right now. This page will allow you to send text and images directly to the receipt printer sitting next to his laptops on his desk at home...
www.bobbby.online
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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This is just to say

I have screamed
the screams
that were on
BlueSky

and which
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Sending the Philadelphia Phillies my CV which accurately reflects my athletic abilities
February 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"I have to get better at time management, this next tool will fix me" - me since 1993, coincidentally the year I tried to start reading War and Peace
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is just to say

I have screamed
the screams
that were on
BlueSky

and which
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Reach out and log off
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I can't believe Amazon just lets you buy materials to make a time-bomb
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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I read through a bunch of your posts and replies and don't understand why you're not followed by and getting engagement from a ton more people. Maybe it's the screaming?
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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My friend Brian wrote something really great and you should read it
Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox
I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.
type-click-type.ghost.io
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Tonight I may see Philadelphia's largest disco ball. Then again, I may not.
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Some of you would enjoy A History of Philadelphia Sandwiches by @lifeattable.bsky.social which I reviewed for Broad Street Review last year:
www.broadstreetreview.com/reviews/a-hi...
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I once knocked myself out on the ice while taking a curling lesson.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Highlights from judging the elementary school science fair.

An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.

Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.

Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
While some things are bad I enjoy gratitude for crispy soundboard recordings of six guys saucered on LSD in California rollin* 60 years ago being jetted down the Information Superhighway from "Satellite Radio" into my Nissan's tweeters and woofers etc etc andsoforth

* my new adverb meaning "nearly"
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The human head is a Franzia box of pickle brine, offal, and cloud computing
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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I'd like an ice dancing routine set to "Sabotage"
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Closed captioning is ON IT!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Has a CTY alum ever previously performed in the Super Bowl halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Hey folks still looking for advice here thank you!!!!
How many business cards should I bring to my neighbor's birthday party?
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Me, performing a one-man Harold in the living room Sunday while my toddler enjoys yogurt.

"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
Me, Face-timing my son while drinking a beer tomorrow.

"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
(me, as I try to moonwalk in front of our living room TV)

"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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People of Boston - I'm doing a thing Friday Feb 13

I've been keeping a journal since 1982, so why not put it to good, embarrassing use.?
'Mortified' Live: Valentine's Day Edition
What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with some painfully awkward and true tales of teen lust, love, heartbreak and sensual fanfic? Join the angsty party at “Mortified,” where brave adults...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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LMFAO - Learning Math From Arcadia, Oh!
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I've been working on this for months, a masterpiece
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
What were your favorite skeets about supporting independent journalism in the wake of this week's WaPo situation? I'm looking for a particular one that has many reposts but can't quite unearth it, so here we are.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM