Neil P Bardhan
@neilpbardhan.bsky.social
Breakfast Sandwiches guy
Reach out and log off
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Reach out and log off
I can't believe Amazon just lets you buy materials to make a time-bomb
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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I read through a bunch of your posts and replies and don't understand why you're not followed by and getting engagement from a ton more people. Maybe it's the screaming?
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I read through a bunch of your posts and replies and don't understand why you're not followed by and getting engagement from a ton more people. Maybe it's the screaming?
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My friend Brian wrote something really great and you should read it
Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox
I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.
type-click-type.ghost.io
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My friend Brian wrote something really great and you should read it
Tonight I may see Philadelphia's largest disco ball. Then again, I may not.
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Tonight I may see Philadelphia's largest disco ball. Then again, I may not.
Some of you would enjoy A History of Philadelphia Sandwiches by @lifeattable.bsky.social which I reviewed for Broad Street Review last year:
www.broadstreetreview.com/reviews/a-hi...
www.broadstreetreview.com/reviews/a-hi...
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Some of you would enjoy A History of Philadelphia Sandwiches by @lifeattable.bsky.social which I reviewed for Broad Street Review last year:
www.broadstreetreview.com/reviews/a-hi...
www.broadstreetreview.com/reviews/a-hi...
I once knocked myself out on the ice while taking a curling lesson.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I once knocked myself out on the ice while taking a curling lesson.
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Highlights from judging the elementary school science fair.
An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.
Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.
Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.
Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.
Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Highlights from judging the elementary school science fair.
An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.
Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.
Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.
Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.
Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
While some things are bad I enjoy gratitude for crispy soundboard recordings of six guys saucered on LSD in California rollin* 60 years ago being jetted down the Information Superhighway from "Satellite Radio" into my Nissan's tweeters and woofers etc etc andsoforth
* my new adverb meaning "nearly"
* my new adverb meaning "nearly"
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
While some things are bad I enjoy gratitude for crispy soundboard recordings of six guys saucered on LSD in California rollin* 60 years ago being jetted down the Information Superhighway from "Satellite Radio" into my Nissan's tweeters and woofers etc etc andsoforth
* my new adverb meaning "nearly"
* my new adverb meaning "nearly"
The human head is a Franzia box of pickle brine, offal, and cloud computing
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The human head is a Franzia box of pickle brine, offal, and cloud computing
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I'd like an ice dancing routine set to "Sabotage"
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I'd like an ice dancing routine set to "Sabotage"
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Closed captioning is ON IT!
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Closed captioning is ON IT!
Has a CTY alum ever previously performed in the Super Bowl halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Has a CTY alum ever previously performed in the Super Bowl halftime show?
Hey folks still looking for advice here thank you!!!!
How many business cards should I bring to my neighbor's birthday party?
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Hey folks still looking for advice here thank you!!!!
Me, performing a one-man Harold in the living room Sunday while my toddler enjoys yogurt.
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
Me, Face-timing my son while drinking a beer tomorrow.
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
(me, as I try to moonwalk in front of our living room TV)
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Me, performing a one-man Harold in the living room Sunday while my toddler enjoys yogurt.
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
"This is for my kids, who get to watch their daddy perform at halftime during the biggest game in American football."
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People of Boston - I'm doing a thing Friday Feb 13
I've been keeping a journal since 1982, so why not put it to good, embarrassing use.?
I've been keeping a journal since 1982, so why not put it to good, embarrassing use.?
'Mortified' Live: Valentine's Day Edition
What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with some painfully awkward and true tales of teen lust, love, heartbreak and sensual fanfic? Join the angsty party at “Mortified,” where brave adults...
www.wbur.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
People of Boston - I'm doing a thing Friday Feb 13
I've been keeping a journal since 1982, so why not put it to good, embarrassing use.?
I've been keeping a journal since 1982, so why not put it to good, embarrassing use.?
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LMFAO - Learning Math From Arcadia, Oh!
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
LMFAO - Learning Math From Arcadia, Oh!
I've been working on this for months, a masterpiece
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I've been working on this for months, a masterpiece
What were your favorite skeets about supporting independent journalism in the wake of this week's WaPo situation? I'm looking for a particular one that has many reposts but can't quite unearth it, so here we are.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
What were your favorite skeets about supporting independent journalism in the wake of this week's WaPo situation? I'm looking for a particular one that has many reposts but can't quite unearth it, so here we are.
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Christine Turner’s documentary about the Afro-Futurist band who lived in Germantown for decades screened at the Black Star Film Festival last year.
‘Sun Ra: Do the Impossible’ is headed to ‘American Masters’ on PBS
www.inquirer.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Christine Turner’s documentary about the Afro-Futurist band who lived in Germantown for decades screened at the Black Star Film Festival last year.
Happy Thursday afternoon to all who need this:
I have opened my phone. It is time for the Thursday scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Happy Thursday afternoon to all who need this:
Wada tests have evolved so far from when I was doing research with them 20 years ago!
(This is a joke for approximately two of you.)
(This is a joke for approximately two of you.)
today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wada tests have evolved so far from when I was doing research with them 20 years ago!
(This is a joke for approximately two of you.)
(This is a joke for approximately two of you.)
I have opened my phone. It is time for the Thursday scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I have opened my phone. It is time for the Thursday scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Last night, I misplaced a contact lens when prepping my eyes for bed. I knew immediately that it happened but couldn't recover it. Today I put in new lenses, headed to a coffee meeting. Halfway through the chat, I discovered the lost lens had attached itself to my phone case.
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Last night, I misplaced a contact lens when prepping my eyes for bed. I knew immediately that it happened but couldn't recover it. Today I put in new lenses, headed to a coffee meeting. Halfway through the chat, I discovered the lost lens had attached itself to my phone case.