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newphonehudas.bsky.social
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@newphonehudas.bsky.social
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he/she, 24, cow, fighting game grappler, recovering tf2 player
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the smitch @newphonehudas.bsky.social · Nov 25
fursona post
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daitenken.bsky.social
What if he was made of alloyed metals and he was called bronzi buddy
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
average bluesky poster
Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre. Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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lizard.tools
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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scrubquotes.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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roadside.xor.blue
frog hole, royal oak miniature golf, royal oak, michigan, 1986
frog hole, royal oak miniature golf, royal oak, michigan, 1986
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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possumeveryhour.io
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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lesbiansforever.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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gaydragon.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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vgboxartdaily.bsky.social
Game: SATAN:THE VIDEO GAME
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: SATAN
Uploaded on: December 1st, 2012
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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evo.gg
THE CALLOUTS FROM KOBAYAN! #EvoFrance2025
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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gaydragon.bsky.social
mecha gief after dhalsim teleports fullscreen away from the corner for the sixth time in a row
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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bafael.bsky.social
Good Balance: SF6 Elena youtu.be/PnxN72M2sHY?... via @YouTube
Good Balance: SF6 Elena
YouTube video by Bafael
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October 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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koboldfactory.bsky.social
i love my frainds my friends are cool
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
newphonehudas.bsky.social
urien my beloved
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social
Easily the best cokelike
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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yuzupool.bsky.social
itsy bitsy spider ending explained
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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possumeveryhour.io
September 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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mellodillo.bsky.social
do you ever just have an idea late at night
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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quasimodox.bsky.social
"He said no pickles!" #TeamArcCreators
September 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
August 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
I love food and love to eat food and look at food and smell it as well
July 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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slappycromwell.bsky.social
20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!".

To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom
July 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM