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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
TARA: Nick will be skating to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back", a unique choice
TERRY: He said earlier that this routine was truly about how much he loves big butts
JOHNNY: It's got a lower technical score but he knows how to play to the audience. He brings so much energy, so much sassiness
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
What a moment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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which relationship archetype are you using for your pairs figure skating team build in Figure Skating Dynasty 26

—in love/in a relationship
—in love/not in a relationship
—one yearning/other uninterested
—both straight/strictly professional
—one or both gay/lesbian
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
One of the worst parts of late stage capitalism "no one makes anything original anymore" is pharmaceutical commercials replacing the chorus of a semi-popular song with the drug name. No one wants Wegovy sung to the tune of a Hugh Jackman musical number
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
To celebrate Italian culture and to honor the ancient Olympics all the athletes should compete covered in olive oil
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
"The SS needs to be a bit nicer"
-Chris Murphy
It's simple: the DHS bill isn't going to pass if its lawlessness isn't reined in.
Democrats sought common sense reforms in the Department of Homeland Security spending bill, but because of Republicans’ refusal to stand up to President Trump, the DHS bill is woefully inadequate to rein in the abuses of ICE. I will vote no.
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Feels like it should be a pretty big deal that a Trump supporter physically assaulted a Democratic congressman
Last night, I was assaulted by a man at Sundance Festival who told me that Trump was going to deport me before he punched me in the face. He was heard screaming racist remarks as he drunkenly ran off. The individual was arrested and I am okay.

variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Man Arrested at Sundance For Racially Motivated Incident at CAA Party
A man was arrested at CAA's Sundance party after he declared he was proud to be "white" and allegedly punched a person of color.
variety.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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FERNANDO MENDOZER
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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"And with that sack the Texans have forced ANOTHER 3-and-out. That gives the ball back to C.J. Stroud, let's see what he can do with it."

C.J. Stroud:
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Amusement parks that have country or regioned themed areas need to get more diverse. Forget Tudor England or an Alpine village. I want a Mongolian Steppe section or a Guyana Rainforest food court. Medieval castles are played out.
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Carson Beck is gonna win three of the most annoying NFL games you’ve ever seen one day
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hurt my back today while sitting. Not attempting to sit down - while actively sitting on the couch. Anyway happy new year everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM