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Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Also if anyone is interested in the history of the United States' attempts to topple leaders in South America and install more friendly dictators then you can - and I'm not joking here - download the files from the CIA website.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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president xi. you are under arrest. for possession of tanks and fighter jets. things such as this
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
president xi. you are under arrest. for possession of tanks and fighter jets. things such as this
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Every time I see this shit I go just a little bit more insane.
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Every time I see this shit I go just a little bit more insane.
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
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The machine that says what you tell it to say said what someone told it to say. Stop the presses!
January 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The machine that says what you tell it to say said what someone told it to say. Stop the presses!
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remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
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news media is so powerful that when they print things that are false, people believe it so much they will insist that MTV no longer exists and that the Season 18 premiere of Ru Paul's Drag Race is not tonight at 8:00 pm ON MTV
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
news media is so powerful that when they print things that are false, people believe it so much they will insist that MTV no longer exists and that the Season 18 premiere of Ru Paul's Drag Race is not tonight at 8:00 pm ON MTV
beyond linux from scratch mostly complete - base infra and needed packages. built a barebones package management system today, too: box. doesn’t have dependency tracking or anything yet but it’s a nice scaffold.
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
beyond linux from scratch mostly complete - base infra and needed packages. built a barebones package management system today, too: box. doesn’t have dependency tracking or anything yet but it’s a nice scaffold.
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Morpheus: *removes metal rod from back of my head*
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Morpheus: *removes metal rod from back of my head*
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
happy new year! if youre a space nerd want to celebrate it in TUI style, check out my project github.com/litescript/l...
GitHub - litescript/ls-horizons: Terminal UI for visualizing NASA's Deep Space Network in real-time
Terminal UI for visualizing NASA's Deep Space Network in real-time - litescript/ls-horizons
github.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM
happy new year! if youre a space nerd want to celebrate it in TUI style, check out my project github.com/litescript/l...
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Upon relinquishing the title of mayor, Eric Adams ran into the woods in a straight line
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Upon relinquishing the title of mayor, Eric Adams ran into the woods in a straight line
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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![cupsnake:
You know what the Green Heron is
basically the best heron because it
is like 90% neck so when it is all
folded down it looks like a giant
head With Wings and legs
[image neatly compact bird]
but then suddenly ZOOP
[image stretchy neck bird]
fucking green herons
erraticartist:
What the fuck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigmviwhbep2vyd5ahw3quoqxuvk26wovcdfrritwhihr27wc3oo6q@jpeg)
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Sand cat not at their most majestic.
[via Phoenix Zoo]
[via Phoenix Zoo]
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sand cat not at their most majestic.
[via Phoenix Zoo]
[via Phoenix Zoo]
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And with that WE HAVE HIT THE ORIGINAL GOAL.
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
And with that WE HAVE HIT THE ORIGINAL GOAL.
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
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when people ask my mom why she's wearing a mask, she says, "it helps me mind my own business"
Also, never ask someone why they're wearing a mask! Just don't! You're not entitled to people's health info!
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
when people ask my mom why she's wearing a mask, she says, "it helps me mind my own business"
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It has the hardest line of dialogue I’ve heard in years
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It has the hardest line of dialogue I’ve heard in years
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
Linux From Scratch: i did it.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Linux From Scratch: i did it.
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Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime.
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime.
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
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i leaned over my tiny sons beds at bedtime and whispered "i love you baby" and he smiled up at me adoringly and said "i lush you mama..." and as i turned to switch off the light he finished with "now GO a-WAY!" lmao
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i leaned over my tiny sons beds at bedtime and whispered "i love you baby" and he smiled up at me adoringly and said "i lush you mama..." and as i turned to switch off the light he finished with "now GO a-WAY!" lmao
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Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song or else
Sing us a song or else
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song or else
Sing us a song or else