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Morpheus: *removes metal rod from back of my head*
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Morpheus: *removes metal rod from back of my head*
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
Me: “I know Kung fu”
Morpheus: *puts metal rod back in*
Me: “now I smell burning hair”
Morpheus: *pulls rod back out again*
Me: “I don’t feel so good…”
happy new year! if youre a space nerd want to celebrate it in TUI style, check out my project github.com/litescript/l...
GitHub - litescript/ls-horizons: Terminal UI for visualizing NASA's Deep Space Network in real-time
Terminal UI for visualizing NASA's Deep Space Network in real-time - litescript/ls-horizons
github.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM
happy new year! if youre a space nerd want to celebrate it in TUI style, check out my project github.com/litescript/l...
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Upon relinquishing the title of mayor, Eric Adams ran into the woods in a straight line
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Upon relinquishing the title of mayor, Eric Adams ran into the woods in a straight line
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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![cupsnake:
You know what the Green Heron is
basically the best heron because it
is like 90% neck so when it is all
folded down it looks like a giant
head With Wings and legs
[image neatly compact bird]
but then suddenly ZOOP
[image stretchy neck bird]
fucking green herons
erraticartist:
What the fuck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigmviwhbep2vyd5ahw3quoqxuvk26wovcdfrritwhihr27wc3oo6q@jpeg)
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Sand cat not at their most majestic.
[via Phoenix Zoo]
[via Phoenix Zoo]
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sand cat not at their most majestic.
[via Phoenix Zoo]
[via Phoenix Zoo]
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And with that WE HAVE HIT THE ORIGINAL GOAL.
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
And with that WE HAVE HIT THE ORIGINAL GOAL.
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
HOWEVER! As we need to pay next month's rent in advance I would feel a lot better if we were to hit a stretch goal. That is why I hereby announce an incentive: if we hit a further 500 Euro *TODAY* I will go for a New Years Dive, film it, and post it!
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when people ask my mom why she's wearing a mask, she says, "it helps me mind my own business"
Also, never ask someone why they're wearing a mask! Just don't! You're not entitled to people's health info!
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
when people ask my mom why she's wearing a mask, she says, "it helps me mind my own business"
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It has the hardest line of dialogue I’ve heard in years
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It has the hardest line of dialogue I’ve heard in years
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
“WE’LL KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF THE SEA”
Linux From Scratch: i did it.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Linux From Scratch: i did it.
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Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime.
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime.
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
$8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people.
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”
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i leaned over my tiny sons beds at bedtime and whispered "i love you baby" and he smiled up at me adoringly and said "i lush you mama..." and as i turned to switch off the light he finished with "now GO a-WAY!" lmao
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i leaned over my tiny sons beds at bedtime and whispered "i love you baby" and he smiled up at me adoringly and said "i lush you mama..." and as i turned to switch off the light he finished with "now GO a-WAY!" lmao
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Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song or else
Sing us a song or else
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song or else
Sing us a song or else
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[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
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Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar
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One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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Update. The ICE supervisor, who is 47, was arrested for domestic violence against his non-citizen partner who he started a relationship when she was 18 and he was 40.
www.fox19.com/2025/12/22/i...
www.fox19.com/2025/12/22/i...
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Update. The ICE supervisor, who is 47, was arrested for domestic violence against his non-citizen partner who he started a relationship when she was 18 and he was 40.
www.fox19.com/2025/12/22/i...
www.fox19.com/2025/12/22/i...
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At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
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Thousand of bulldozers on the way to flatten over 5 million acres of forest in West Papua and this is just one ship
Such is the rush that even the Indonesia army has been brought in to speed up the deforestation
A shameful day for Indonesia and the world
Such is the rush that even the Indonesia army has been brought in to speed up the deforestation
A shameful day for Indonesia and the world
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Thousand of bulldozers on the way to flatten over 5 million acres of forest in West Papua and this is just one ship
Such is the rush that even the Indonesia army has been brought in to speed up the deforestation
A shameful day for Indonesia and the world
Such is the rush that even the Indonesia army has been brought in to speed up the deforestation
A shameful day for Indonesia and the world