Nick Charles
@nickcharles.bsky.social
Real Seattle Private Eye. Former USAF SF, former fed, current rapscallion husband, & always an entertainer of a cocktail.
One exciting game tonight!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
One exciting game tonight!!!
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Turkey is all yo check out that guy’s weird neck
Our 250 years of preserving liberty isn’t some nice holiday story that we recall dimly through the mists of time. It’s real. It can reassure and educate and inspire us. It’s something from which to derive hope and for which to give thanks. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Krlaaz
Turkey Day With a Turkey President
Trump’s fixation on personal flattery feeds his authoritarianism. It makes for bad diplomacy, too.
lnk.thebulwark.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Turkey is all yo check out that guy’s weird neck
There’s one way I know he can make it end…
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There’s one way I know he can make it end…
Breathe.
In. Out.
Dads are going to say “Moist” and smirk a LOT tomorrow.
Brace yourself now.
In. Out.
Dads are going to say “Moist” and smirk a LOT tomorrow.
Brace yourself now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Breathe.
In. Out.
Dads are going to say “Moist” and smirk a LOT tomorrow.
Brace yourself now.
In. Out.
Dads are going to say “Moist” and smirk a LOT tomorrow.
Brace yourself now.
When they already start to play Christmas music in the car—
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When they already start to play Christmas music in the car—
If I had a quarter for every time I said this…
I’d not have any quarters.
I’m not a monster, people! 😜🥃
I’d not have any quarters.
I’m not a monster, people! 😜🥃
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If I had a quarter for every time I said this…
I’d not have any quarters.
I’m not a monster, people! 😜🥃
I’d not have any quarters.
I’m not a monster, people! 😜🥃
I am a second away from signing the car over to her, giving her my fries, and making her mascot of the business. 🥺
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am a second away from signing the car over to her, giving her my fries, and making her mascot of the business. 🥺
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Tomorrow on @tcmtv.bsky.social:
Daytime - Family Classics
Primetime - Thanksgiving with Carol Burnett
#TCMParty ^JW
Daytime - Family Classics
Primetime - Thanksgiving with Carol Burnett
#TCMParty ^JW
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tomorrow on @tcmtv.bsky.social:
Daytime - Family Classics
Primetime - Thanksgiving with Carol Burnett
#TCMParty ^JW
Daytime - Family Classics
Primetime - Thanksgiving with Carol Burnett
#TCMParty ^JW
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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They're stealing my bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They're stealing my bit
I’ve done 17 cases in two weeks.
I also clean the house, make meals, and go out on errands.
And sleep poorly. Every. Night.
I’m so exhausted. I’m seriously fucking done.
I also clean the house, make meals, and go out on errands.
And sleep poorly. Every. Night.
I’m so exhausted. I’m seriously fucking done.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve done 17 cases in two weeks.
I also clean the house, make meals, and go out on errands.
And sleep poorly. Every. Night.
I’m so exhausted. I’m seriously fucking done.
I also clean the house, make meals, and go out on errands.
And sleep poorly. Every. Night.
I’m so exhausted. I’m seriously fucking done.
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I’ve got just the thing to listen to as you make your preparations! My radio show is like if 120 Minutes was also storytime for weird adults. This one is all about food! Free/ad-free/no Ai
I’d be so grateful if you’d listen and share!
I’d be so grateful if you’d listen and share!
Dropping this one early so you can listen on your travels! I weave William Blake into my embarrassing chocolate milk story, read food writing from non-food writers, & play music by D'Angelo, the Clash, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Van Halen + more. Free/Ad-free/No Ai
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...
Late w/Taffeta V. - Chow
I'm hungry! This one's all about food - I'll tell my embarrassing chocolate milk story and discuss the childhood trauma of Grape Nuts, I'll read food writing from Sylvia Plath, Tom Robbins, Maya Angel...
www.mixcloud.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’ve got just the thing to listen to as you make your preparations! My radio show is like if 120 Minutes was also storytime for weird adults. This one is all about food! Free/ad-free/no Ai
I’d be so grateful if you’d listen and share!
I’d be so grateful if you’d listen and share!
Mrs. Charles.
What's your favorite late night snack?
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mrs. Charles.
I had a client inquiry email yesterday about investigating a case concerning pig butchering.
Mrs. Charles reminded me it was the name of a type of scam.
Because I get so many strange requests, I don’t automatically assume.
Mrs. Charles reminded me it was the name of a type of scam.
Because I get so many strange requests, I don’t automatically assume.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I had a client inquiry email yesterday about investigating a case concerning pig butchering.
Mrs. Charles reminded me it was the name of a type of scam.
Because I get so many strange requests, I don’t automatically assume.
Mrs. Charles reminded me it was the name of a type of scam.
Because I get so many strange requests, I don’t automatically assume.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
He made sure no one told him what he couldn’t do. Then became an astronaut! 😃
No one talks about how impressive it is that Mark Kelly got off that island.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
He made sure no one told him what he couldn’t do. Then became an astronaut! 😃
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Naturalist here. I both confirm and endorse this thread.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Naturalist here. I both confirm and endorse this thread.
…accurate.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
…accurate.
Different shoes. Different terrains. Arthritis acting up? All could change it.
And oh wait, someone has tracking patterns of our literal body movements, hmm? For BS forensic science?
And oh wait, someone has tracking patterns of our literal body movements, hmm? For BS forensic science?
“The Nov. 8 Blaze News article claimed that it had pinpointed the woman after a review of video evidence and "gait analysis" software matched her walking pattern.”
Gait analysis is bullshit. It’s not bullshit in the sense of a high rate of false positives. It’s bullshit in that it is vaporware.
Gait analysis is bullshit. It’s not bullshit in the sense of a high rate of false positives. It’s bullshit in that it is vaporware.
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Different shoes. Different terrains. Arthritis acting up? All could change it.
And oh wait, someone has tracking patterns of our literal body movements, hmm? For BS forensic science?
And oh wait, someone has tracking patterns of our literal body movements, hmm? For BS forensic science?
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BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
They make sure McDavid is cleared from sharp objects and firearms after games, right? 😳
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They make sure McDavid is cleared from sharp objects and firearms after games, right? 😳
This is one of the best goals I have seen in ALL of hockey history. Amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is one of the best goals I have seen in ALL of hockey history. Amazing.
Yeah, don’t worry about it…if
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yeah, don’t worry about it…if