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Lord Frederick
@noblesatirist.bsky.social
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Light verse for dark times. Poet for the morally elite. A ladies’ man/feminist. First Amendment fan 🇺🇸 Winner & Sole Judge of the Noble Prize for Satire. See Lord Fred’s best Bluesky verse being collected (slowly) at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
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Why must poets always be
The conscience of society?
All I want to do is drink 🥂
With lovely ladies on the brink
Of indiscretions I can’t print
And leave the work to journalists!
But apparently they’re whispering
Into “ether” ie— dithering
Which means I must rise from bed
To get serious instead. 🥃
"As the press becomes more subservient and less independent, the first-hand knowledge needed to even stage a fight to get our mojo back is a whisper in the ether," writes Brian J. Karem.

Veteran journalists who know how abnormal this is must be extra vocal.
Trump and Leavitt watch with glee as the press is crumbling
The administration is staging the news and telling reporters how to present it. When will it stop?
www.salon.com
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Women's rights activists Emmeline, Christabel and Sylvia Pankhurst (Manchester Libraries).
*Twump’s Nigeria Crusade* 🤦🏻‍♀️

Maybe Twump thinks
The Christians are white?
“Let’s invade! Africa stinks!
Christian soldiers kill for Christ!”

—LF #satire #religion #poetry
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 5h
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians. n.pr/47zOzqr
Trump threatens military action in Nigeria over Christian persecution claims
President Trump on Saturday said he's ordered the Pentagon to plan for potential military action in Nigeria, where he alleges the government is failing to rein in the persecution of Christians.
n.pr
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Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.
*On The Great Gatsby*

Maybe this will come too late:
The moral is he wasn’t great.
More like a wealthy reprobate.
“The title is ironic? Wait!” 😮

—LF #literature #poetry
The Great Gatsby was better when it was fiction.
Sorry, Derek, you’re on your own.
Privileged, I sit around & write poems.

—LF
A glass of wine
And a good book:
I often find
That’s all it took.

—Yours, Lord #Saturday #books
Easy, Bill, I ain’t fled.
It’s cold? I’m staying in bed.

Herford is always revolting! 🙄
Forsooth, he is revolting. 🤮

—Yours, Lord
The nobles they are fled, the commons they are cold,
And will, I fear, revolt on Herford’s side.
Writing well is easy
If one drinks good whiskey. 🥃

—Yours, Lord
Depends on the girl.
Maybe if she’s irl.

—LF
Why must poets always be
The conscience of society?
All I want to do is drink 🥂
With lovely ladies on the brink
Of indiscretions I can’t print
And leave the work to journalists!
But apparently they’re whispering
Into “ether” ie— dithering
Which means I must rise from bed
To get serious instead. 🥃
"As the press becomes more subservient and less independent, the first-hand knowledge needed to even stage a fight to get our mojo back is a whisper in the ether," writes Brian J. Karem.

Veteran journalists who know how abnormal this is must be extra vocal.
Trump and Leavitt watch with glee as the press is crumbling
The administration is staging the news and telling reporters how to present it. When will it stop?
www.salon.com
Why conservatives so dour?
All Nick wants is more white power.

White men be misunderstood! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Banished from the neighborhood!

By the women, so it’s said. 🤷🏻‍♀️
“No dumb racists in *my* bed!!!”

—Yours, Lord #satire #racism
The gap between the white-supremacist influencer Nick Fuentes and the rest of the right is narrower than it has ever been, @alibreland.bsky.social argues.
Tucker Carlson Opens the Door for Nick Fuentes
The white-supremacist influencer is entering the MAGA mainstream.
bit.ly
*Tour de Pinot Noir* 🇫🇷 🏔️ 🚴‍♂️

Forget the usual water bottle!
Go cycling with a case of wine🍷
In case into a ravine you topple
And get drunk & you’ll be fine.

—LF #cycling #wine #poetry
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
Maybe @democrats.org
Should save women & kids?
Instead of playing politics
With a party that flipped its lids?

—LF #endshutdownnow
As lawmakers in Congress extend a nearly record-breaking federal government shutdown into possibly another month, massive cuts to critical aid are looming for the nation’s most vulnerable people — including women, postpartum parents and children.
A Hunger Cliff Is Days Away. Women, Children and Food Banks Will Feel It First.
This story was originally reported by Barbara Rodriguez of The 19th. Meet...
talkingpointsmemo.com
Release the Chase Report!
Release the Epstein File!
There’s like a billion torts
Hidden in crocodiles! 🐊

—Yours, Lord #truth #Epstein
Weeks after Jeffrey Epstein died in federal custody in 2019 awaiting prosecution on sex-trafficking charges, JPMorgan Chase filed a report alerting the U.S. government over $1 billion of potentially suspicious transactions involving him and prominent Wall Street and business figures.
JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures
After Jeffrey Epstein’s 2019 death, the bank reported more than $1 billion in potentially suspicious transactions.
nyti.ms
If you are a fascist sucker 👹
You can stand by Nick & Tucker

Just like the Heritage President!
He knows what’s big venomous!

Condemning Nazi apologists!
You bunch of sissy sociologists!

—Yours, Lord #satire #poetry
Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts is standing by Tucker Carlson after the conservative podcaster’s friendly interview with Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes drew condemnation from within a GOP grappling with a series of antisemitic incidents.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Heritage president backs Tucker Carlson after interview with Holocaust-denier Nick Fuentes
Kevin Roberts denounced the “venomous coalition” that has criticized the former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
I will contribute something better!
Better even than a love letter 💌

Stuffed with 100 dollar bills! 💵
I send a poem that moves & thrills

With meter, rhyme & is funny.
The rest of you? Send Kat money!

—Yours, Lord #FightforKat
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But if things keep going the way they are, I won’t be the last.

That’s why I need to fight these charges with everything we’ve got. Help us do that here: katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
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Looks like Sam
Unfollowed me.
So I got slammed! 😱
Some people don’t like poetry.

—LF
I’m a poet, Sam.
The title is too tempting
Not to slam.

—Lord
On Bluesky the sky is falling! 😱
Fascists have won! Oh, so galling!

But rumors of death greatly exaggerated:
It’s so hip to be self-flagellated.

—Yours, Lord #masochism 😩
New from Jim Casey Jr.: Democracy is dead/It will take a miracle to bring it back.

"Until or unless Americans start dealing with facts instead of lies, democracy cannot come back."

Read more below. All links (and subscriptions) are free.
Democracy is dead
It will take a miracle to bring it back
fightthefire.substack.com
*Republicans ❤️ Suffering*

The GOP will not give in 💪
To Democrats’ weak sympathy!
“We will keep sticking many pins
Into the Doll of Democracy 🪆

Until all the poor & dark
Are sleeping in a frozen park!” 🥶

—LF #satire #cruel #GOP #poem
JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
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*The E-Word*

“Elite” is now a dirty word!
Maine is radical, have you heard?

Just send your kid to rural Maine
And she’ll be taught to use her
brain!

🧠 🙀

“I used to be just Methodist
But now I’m a smart Socialist! 🤷🏻‍♀️

But don’t say that I’m elite! 😱
I’ll end up living on the street.”

—LF #poem
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Ukraine is under attack by russian missiles and drones right now. It's hard to convey the feeling of it. It's a deadly lottery, happening right now. You know someone's home is being hit, someone's life is ending, while the entire country holds its breath and prays to make it to the morning.
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Twump’s GOP don’t give a shit!
Cruelty is their prerequisite!

Dems have got to do what’s right:
End the shutdown, ease our plight

—LF #endshutdownnow
Twump’s GOP don’t give a shit!
Cruelty is their prerequisite!

Dems have got to do what’s right:
End the shutdown, ease our plight

—LF #endshutdownnow