Lord Frederick
@noblesatirist.bsky.social
Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime! Satirist for the morally elite. Ladies’ man/feminist. Country squire. (Desire a follow? Apply with a poem.) See my best Bluesky poems collected at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
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*Satirical Aristocrat* 🇺🇸
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
Fascists have an Achilles’ heel:
They can’t agree on what is real!
“Hate what I hate or I hate you!”
Hate is all they want to do. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (Achilles was a fascist, folks)
#satire #poetry #MAGA
They can’t agree on what is real!
“Hate what I hate or I hate you!”
Hate is all they want to do. 🤷🏻♀️
—LF (Achilles was a fascist, folks)
#satire #poetry #MAGA
From the White House to the conspiracy media-verse, at what should be their moment of greatest strength, MAGA simply cannot stop both constant covert sniping and the occasional outright brawl.
MAGA is eating itself alive
From TPUSA to the White House, the feuds are spiraling out of control.
www.motherjones.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“I have a female for him”?
It’s like breeding dogs! 🐶 🐶 🤦🏻♀️
“She’s obedient & slim.
Likes to suck on logs.” 🪵
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles #poem
It’s like breeding dogs! 🐶 🐶 🤦🏻♀️
“She’s obedient & slim.
Likes to suck on logs.” 🪵
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles #poem
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“I have a female for him”?
It’s like breeding dogs! 🐶 🐶 🤦🏻♀️
“She’s obedient & slim.
Likes to suck on logs.” 🪵
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles #poem
It’s like breeding dogs! 🐶 🐶 🤦🏻♀️
“She’s obedient & slim.
Likes to suck on logs.” 🪵
—LF #satire #EpsteinFiles #poem
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It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng
*Where’s Twump?* 👀
“Redact” is the new black.
Not orange! 🍊 “Shit! Redact!” ⚫️
—LF #EpsteinFiles #satire #poem
“Redact” is the new black.
Not orange! 🍊 “Shit! Redact!” ⚫️
—LF #EpsteinFiles #satire #poem
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
*Where’s Twump?* 👀
“Redact” is the new black.
Not orange! 🍊 “Shit! Redact!” ⚫️
—LF #EpsteinFiles #satire #poem
“Redact” is the new black.
Not orange! 🍊 “Shit! Redact!” ⚫️
—LF #EpsteinFiles #satire #poem
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December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Myself is not the doubter, John!
Bluesky won’t join my illusion! 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord
Bluesky won’t join my illusion! 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord
"The writer must believe that what he is doing is the most important thing in the world. And he must hold to this illusion even when he knows it is not true."
John Steinbeck, who died on this day in 1968
John Steinbeck, who died on this day in 1968
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Myself is not the doubter, John!
Bluesky won’t join my illusion! 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord
Bluesky won’t join my illusion! 🤷🏻♀️
—Yours, Lord
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
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He's out spray painting his name on the Washington Monument.
5 minutes later, folks are still just standing around and waiting for Trump (keep in mind this event was supposed to start more than 70 minutes ago).
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He's out spray painting his name on the Washington Monument.
Investors are a sorry lot:
“Inflation? Am I worried? Not!
AI! AI! 🤖 I buy! Buy! Buy! 🚀
There ain’t no limit to the sky!”
Investors are like sorry a lot. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (under-appreciated!)
“Inflation? Am I worried? Not!
AI! AI! 🤖 I buy! Buy! Buy! 🚀
There ain’t no limit to the sky!”
Investors are like sorry a lot. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (under-appreciated!)
Inflation risk is still under-appreciated by investors ft.trib.al/h3qwGfy | opinion
Inflation risk is still under-appreciated by investors
Powerful forces look poised to reignite growth at a time when economies are close to capacity
ft.trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Investors are a sorry lot:
“Inflation? Am I worried? Not!
AI! AI! 🤖 I buy! Buy! Buy! 🚀
There ain’t no limit to the sky!”
Investors are like sorry a lot. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (under-appreciated!)
“Inflation? Am I worried? Not!
AI! AI! 🤖 I buy! Buy! Buy! 🚀
There ain’t no limit to the sky!”
Investors are like sorry a lot. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (under-appreciated!)
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*Satirical Aristocrat* 🇺🇸
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
*Satirical Aristocrat* 🇺🇸
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
Ok, ok, 🙄 I’m sorta rich.
But totally I don’t merit it. 🤷🏻♂️
All I do all day is rhyme! 😐
To alleviate ancestral crime!
I’m sorta like a male Jane Austen:
I’m Darcy but I write more often.
—LF #satire #literature #poetry
What is nuclear fusion?
A get-rich-quick delusion! ☢️ 😮
—Yours, Lord #poem
(sorta like buying a lottery ticket)
A get-rich-quick delusion! ☢️ 😮
—Yours, Lord #poem
(sorta like buying a lottery ticket)
Explainer: What is fusion energy, the quest coveted by Trump Media? reut.rs/44yJm1J
Explainer: What is fusion energy, the quest coveted by Trump Media?
Scientists and companies have been trying for decades to harness fusion energy, the process that fires the sun, to generate electricity on Earth.
reut.rs
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What is nuclear fusion?
A get-rich-quick delusion! ☢️ 😮
—Yours, Lord #poem
(sorta like buying a lottery ticket)
A get-rich-quick delusion! ☢️ 😮
—Yours, Lord #poem
(sorta like buying a lottery ticket)
*Don the Con* 🤡
Once a con
Always a con!
“Thanks to me
Sunshine is free!” 🌞😃
—Lord (just wait) #satire #poetry
Once a con
Always a con!
“Thanks to me
Sunshine is free!” 🌞😃
—Lord (just wait) #satire #poetry
Trump claims credit for military bonus that Congress already approved
Trump claims credit for military bonus that Congress already approved
The White House’s plans for a “warrior dividend” to reward troops this holiday season are actually housing assistance funds approved this summer.
dlvr.it
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me in my chic sweats!
Working out! Muscles yet? 🏋🏻♂️
—Yours, Lord 😮💨🥃
Working out! Muscles yet? 🏋🏻♂️
—Yours, Lord 😮💨🥃
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me in my chic sweats!
Working out! Muscles yet? 🏋🏻♂️
—Yours, Lord 😮💨🥃
Working out! Muscles yet? 🏋🏻♂️
—Yours, Lord 😮💨🥃
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Unbelievable. And addition to Trump trying to convince the Speaker of the Georgia House of Representative to overturn his 2020 election loss, there's also this from another 2020 audio to GA Sec of State Brad Raffensperger. All quotes:
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Unbelievable. And addition to Trump trying to convince the Speaker of the Georgia House of Representative to overturn his 2020 election loss, there's also this from another 2020 audio to GA Sec of State Brad Raffensperger. All quotes:
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Congratulations to new Democratic Rep. Katie Fire Thunder! She will represent HD 59 in Bozeman through the 2026 interim. We’re incredibly excited for a young, homegrown representative to be delivering for Montanans💙 #mtpol
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Congratulations to new Democratic Rep. Katie Fire Thunder! She will represent HD 59 in Bozeman through the 2026 interim. We’re incredibly excited for a young, homegrown representative to be delivering for Montanans💙 #mtpol
Ignorance is bliss
Until white men are pissed. 🤷🏽♀️
—LF (Don & I are rare!) 🤷🏻♂️
Until white men are pissed. 🤷🏽♀️
—LF (Don & I are rare!) 🤷🏻♂️
2016: lot of rhetoric but not much evidence about how Trump would govern. Was it all bluster? Would the adults take over? Would he be so incompetent to be harmless?
2024: Could no longer doubt his motivations. Big mistake was assuming the 2nd term would be like the 1st, ignoring the interim years.
2024: Could no longer doubt his motivations. Big mistake was assuming the 2nd term would be like the 1st, ignoring the interim years.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ignorance is bliss
Until white men are pissed. 🤷🏽♀️
—LF (Don & I are rare!) 🤷🏻♂️
Until white men are pissed. 🤷🏽♀️
—LF (Don & I are rare!) 🤷🏻♂️
This is how an angel looks
In real life—not in books.
—Yours, Lord (thanks Marie!)
In real life—not in books.
—Yours, Lord (thanks Marie!)
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is how an angel looks
In real life—not in books.
—Yours, Lord (thanks Marie!)
In real life—not in books.
—Yours, Lord (thanks Marie!)
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"Human rights are universal and indivisible. Human freedom is also indivisible: if it is denied to anyone in the world, it is therefore denied, indirectly, to all people."
Vaclav Havel, who died on this day in 2011
Vaclav Havel, who died on this day in 2011
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Human rights are universal and indivisible. Human freedom is also indivisible: if it is denied to anyone in the world, it is therefore denied, indirectly, to all people."
Vaclav Havel, who died on this day in 2011
Vaclav Havel, who died on this day in 2011
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*Twump Bucks* 💵
Before Twump ships you off to war
In Venezuela or Chicago,
You get two grand to buy a car!
Maybe a used Yugo auto? 😐
—LF ($1,776 🤦🏻♀️) #satire #poem
Before Twump ships you off to war
In Venezuela or Chicago,
You get two grand to buy a car!
Maybe a used Yugo auto? 😐
—LF ($1,776 🤦🏻♀️) #satire #poem
LATEST: Trump announced plans to give US military personnel $1,776 “warrior dividends” in a speech aimed at soothing inflation worries
Trump Announces Military ‘Warrior Dividend’ Amid Inflation Woes
President Donald Trump announced plans to award 1.45 million service members $1,776 payments as he sought to reassure Americans concerned about his stewardship of the US economy.
bloom.bg
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Land of the FREE! 🗽🇺🇸
Home of the BRAVE! 🫣 🍊
To be GOP
Just COWER & CAVE. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (it takes practice!) 🏃🏻🏃🏼♀️
Home of the BRAVE! 🫣 🍊
To be GOP
Just COWER & CAVE. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (it takes practice!) 🏃🏻🏃🏼♀️
When Trump said jump, they said how high.
Here’s who caved
Here’s who caved
The "Powerful" who Cowered in 2025
It’s time for the lists!
contrarian.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Land of the FREE! 🗽🇺🇸
Home of the BRAVE! 🫣 🍊
To be GOP
Just COWER & CAVE. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (it takes practice!) 🏃🏻🏃🏼♀️
Home of the BRAVE! 🫣 🍊
To be GOP
Just COWER & CAVE. 🤷🏻♀️
—Lord (it takes practice!) 🏃🏻🏃🏼♀️
*Twump Bucks* 💵
Before Twump ships you off to war
In Venezuela or Chicago,
You get two grand to buy a car!
Maybe a used Yugo auto? 😐
—LF ($1,776 🤦🏻♀️) #satire #poem
Before Twump ships you off to war
In Venezuela or Chicago,
You get two grand to buy a car!
Maybe a used Yugo auto? 😐
—LF ($1,776 🤦🏻♀️) #satire #poem
LATEST: Trump announced plans to give US military personnel $1,776 “warrior dividends” in a speech aimed at soothing inflation worries
Trump Announces Military ‘Warrior Dividend’ Amid Inflation Woes
President Donald Trump announced plans to award 1.45 million service members $1,776 payments as he sought to reassure Americans concerned about his stewardship of the US economy.
bloom.bg
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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*Quiet, Piggy* 🐷
Listen to Twump lie at length?
I don’t have that kind of strength!
I’m sitting by the manor fire 🔥
Ignoring hot air of Chief Liar. 🤥
I bet his ratings will be low!
Like his IQ & his polls. ⬇️ 📉
—Lord (I prefer not to)
Listen to Twump lie at length?
I don’t have that kind of strength!
I’m sitting by the manor fire 🔥
Ignoring hot air of Chief Liar. 🤥
I bet his ratings will be low!
Like his IQ & his polls. ⬇️ 📉
—Lord (I prefer not to)
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*Quiet, Piggy* 🐷
Listen to Twump lie at length?
I don’t have that kind of strength!
I’m sitting by the manor fire 🔥
Ignoring hot air of Chief Liar. 🤥
I bet his ratings will be low!
Like his IQ & his polls. ⬇️ 📉
—Lord (I prefer not to)
Listen to Twump lie at length?
I don’t have that kind of strength!
I’m sitting by the manor fire 🔥
Ignoring hot air of Chief Liar. 🤥
I bet his ratings will be low!
Like his IQ & his polls. ⬇️ 📉
—Lord (I prefer not to)