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Fabian Elfeld
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I came here to advertise my books and annoy people with my bad opinions, and I'm all out of books.
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Alle Pronomen okay.
Pinned
I think about this very often.
Ich hab das gepostet, als ich erst bei so 80% war und war besorgt, dass die Geschichte es vielleicht noch dreht und dann steh ich wie son nörgeliger ignoranter Arsch da, aber nö, es wurde eher noch schlimmer. Naja war eh von Anfang an falsch, den Kram zu mögen, geb ich zu.
cn sexualisierte Gewalt Rassismus
Ich mochte die Sörensen-Romane und -Filme ja sogar, trotz allem.
Aber was für ein ignorantes Arschloch muss denn bitte Sven Stricker sein, um 2025 einen Roman zu veröffentlichen, in dem es um
a neon sign that reads disappointed on a purple background
Alt: "disappointed but not surprised" in 80er-Jahre-Neon-Optik
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
We can agree that acab includes (most) superheroes - right?
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Frohen 13. 12.!
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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But of all of the demons I've known
None could compare to you
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In my stories, almost all characters behave, talk and interact mostly in ways that are kind of understandable and often halfway okay and it's so sad how far from reality that standard is.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
cn sexualisierte Gewalt Rassismus
Ich mochte die Sörensen-Romane und -Filme ja sogar, trotz allem.
Aber was für ein ignorantes Arschloch muss denn bitte Sven Stricker sein, um 2025 einen Roman zu veröffentlichen, in dem es um
a neon sign that reads disappointed on a purple background
Alt: "disappointed but not surprised" in 80er-Jahre-Neon-Optik
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kürzlich son Unternehmensvertreter da gehabt, und erst dachte ich, er guckt auch bloß irritiert wegen meiner Maske, dann sagte er aber: "Ach, sind Sie auch Team Infektionsschutz?" und holte erfreut seine eigene FFP2 raus. Fand ich einerseits schön, aber andererseits natürlich auch traurig.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you say "We shouldn't start harrassment campaigns against people for sometimes forgetting alt-text", you are of course correct, and you know that this position is quite unassailable, in a way. I'll assume that's why you phrased it like that.
The problem is the part you're not saying.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Reading mythology vs modern retelling of mythology to me feels like watching original old mtv jackass vs if mr beast made a version of jackass today.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Profound Distress is a character from my (unpublished) cruel fantasy novel "Angelic Duties". In this scene, she stands before a test of faith. While she doesn't have a lot of faith to begin with, the test goes worse than she imagined because an Angel appears to her and the damned thing even speaks.
Compunct is the heart of Sister Profound Distress

Digital painting #commission for @nocheinautor.bsky.social

#art #digitalart #fantasyart #commsopen
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Compunct is the heart of Sister Profound Distress

Digital painting #commission for @nocheinautor.bsky.social

#art #digitalart #fantasyart #commsopen
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
And speaking of, I am once again asking what you think "loser" could possibly mean, ideology-wise.
Yes I know comments about ableist and saneist expressions feel annoying and pedantic to most people.
But really what are you saying and what does it say about you if you try to insult nazis by calling them "idiots" and "crazy"?
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yes I know comments about ableist and saneist expressions feel annoying and pedantic to most people.
But really what are you saying and what does it say about you if you try to insult nazis by calling them "idiots" and "crazy"?
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Kissing is great! Like Free Palestine! 🇵🇸

#queer #quuercouple #gaycouple🏳️‍🌈 #gaycouplegoals #queersforpalestine🏳️‍🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Star Trek fandom feel so wild to me like "Yeah I'm a leftist dreaming of a better future with social justice and solidarity and I LOVE the military and its officers!"
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I saw someone ask which great work of fiction and or art was ever inspired by shallow emotions and their point was good so I decided not to reply and appear argumentative but

well my own stories are.
And obviously you have sound reasons to doubt they are great, but to me they are, so
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Bluesky Users who depend on or benefit from ALT text: What do you want and don't want to hear in artwork descriptions? Any pet peeves? Let me know!

#disabilitysky #alttext #visuallyimpaired #accessibility
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So how surprised are you going to be when it's time for the rich person you happen to like?
Reply with a score from 0(not surprised at all) to 10 (will literally refuse to believe it) and tell me who it is for a bonus.
Turns out another rich person wasn't truly nice?
And it has been obvious for decades?
Oh no.
Who could have expected this revelation?
#DollyParton
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Turns out another rich person wasn't truly nice?
And it has been obvious for decades?
Oh no.
Who could have expected this revelation?
#DollyParton
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
That cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If Eurovision won’t ban Israel, it’s incumbent on every other nation to boycott the event.

Or be seen as condoning genocide.
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Warum müssen ~sweete, fantasievolle Feiertagsrituale für Kinder~ denn so dringend was damit zu tun haben, dass iwelche Wesen im ZUHAUSE der Kinder rumschnurreln, spionieren, vlt noch Chaos anrichten ~dürfen~ & die Kinder sich auch noch darüber FREUEN sollen! Please, think. Please.😬
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Shelter from Rain. Personal Work, 2024.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Ich denk immer noch oft, wie merkwürdig das ist, dass ich als 1,80m großer rund 100kg schwerer halbwegs aktiver und eigentlich eher viel essender Mensch es nur selten schaffe, irgendwo eine Portion Essen zu kaufen, die nicht viel zu groß für mich ist.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM