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Ian
@nocoffinplease.bsky.social
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You know my name. You don’t know my story.
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your 🫵 mother is so fat she is scientifically classified as megafauna
hey i know things are hard but just remember YOU are charismatic megafauna
I would like to have no arms or legs or head or torso or mind or spirit or soul
saw a bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on the words “breast cancer.” real shame to see people still believing in urine therapy in 2025.
God you people are tiresome
my Reddit karma’s in the goddamn toilet! fuck!
if the medbed can’t grow your dick bigger I really don’t gaf
Rachel Chinouriri deserves better
If you’re in line to get raptured STAY IN LINE
unlocking my phone so those Left Behind have access to all my gay porn
“ghatgpt” fuck my chungus life
this is a whole thread but I thought he slipped up and posted his ghatgpt prompt
what are you scolding us for we didn’t do it
idle hands are the devils workshop which is why I masturbate as often and as long as I can
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · Aug 20
everything going on has changed my mind pretty firmly: we should be discriminating against Christians
The philosopher Plato once said there’s no such thing as a free labubu
one thing you’re gonna do is wear the hell out of a suit
made a batch of chocolate chip cookies last night that have to chill until thursday evening… feeling like a bene gesserit… my plans are measured in centuries…
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one of my interests is shirley temple's 1967 congressional race, which she entered with millions of dollars and higher name recognition than the pope, and lost because she was really off-putting and campaigning as a viciously pro-war candidate at the exact moment the war was becoming a big liability
That makes complete sense, Eric, thank you. 😊
Save me $300 Lego Star Wars Jango Fett’s Starship… save me
unlike mizz whozza whazzit I find the misogyny on display here sickening.
Tommy was right. Sometimes a day is a cromulent fuckcrustable. Sometimes you do needy drinky.
chopping J*mes C*rv*lle into little wet chunks with a sharp axe and feeding the chunks to a large herd of alligators 👈💯🤞✊👍