Ian
@nocoffinplease.bsky.social
You know my name. You don’t know my story.
hopefully David Blaine can make the allegations disappear.
House Dems have released more photos provided to the oversight committee from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.
More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.
New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.
New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hopefully David Blaine can make the allegations disappear.
your 🫵 mother is so fat she is scientifically classified as megafauna
hey i know things are hard but just remember YOU are charismatic megafauna
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
your 🫵 mother is so fat she is scientifically classified as megafauna
I would like to have no arms or legs or head or torso or mind or spirit or soul
October 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I would like to have no arms or legs or head or torso or mind or spirit or soul
saw a bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on the words “breast cancer.” real shame to see people still believing in urine therapy in 2025.
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
saw a bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on the words “breast cancer.” real shame to see people still believing in urine therapy in 2025.
my Reddit karma’s in the goddamn toilet! fuck!
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my Reddit karma’s in the goddamn toilet! fuck!
if the medbed can’t grow your dick bigger I really don’t gaf
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if the medbed can’t grow your dick bigger I really don’t gaf
If you’re in line to get raptured STAY IN LINE
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you’re in line to get raptured STAY IN LINE
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this is a whole thread but I thought he slipped up and posted his ghatgpt prompt
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
this is a whole thread but I thought he slipped up and posted his ghatgpt prompt
idle hands are the devils workshop which is why I masturbate as often and as long as I can
August 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
idle hands are the devils workshop which is why I masturbate as often and as long as I can
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everything going on has changed my mind pretty firmly: we should be discriminating against Christians
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
everything going on has changed my mind pretty firmly: we should be discriminating against Christians
The philosopher Plato once said there’s no such thing as a free labubu
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The philosopher Plato once said there’s no such thing as a free labubu
made a batch of chocolate chip cookies last night that have to chill until thursday evening… feeling like a bene gesserit… my plans are measured in centuries…
May 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
made a batch of chocolate chip cookies last night that have to chill until thursday evening… feeling like a bene gesserit… my plans are measured in centuries…
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one of my interests is shirley temple's 1967 congressional race, which she entered with millions of dollars and higher name recognition than the pope, and lost because she was really off-putting and campaigning as a viciously pro-war candidate at the exact moment the war was becoming a big liability
May 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
one of my interests is shirley temple's 1967 congressional race, which she entered with millions of dollars and higher name recognition than the pope, and lost because she was really off-putting and campaigning as a viciously pro-war candidate at the exact moment the war was becoming a big liability
Save me $300 Lego Star Wars Jango Fett’s Starship… save me
April 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Save me $300 Lego Star Wars Jango Fett’s Starship… save me
Tommy was right. Sometimes a day is a cromulent fuckcrustable. Sometimes you do needy drinky.
March 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tommy was right. Sometimes a day is a cromulent fuckcrustable. Sometimes you do needy drinky.
chopping J*mes C*rv*lle into little wet chunks with a sharp axe and feeding the chunks to a large herd of alligators 👈💯🤞✊👍
March 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
chopping J*mes C*rv*lle into little wet chunks with a sharp axe and feeding the chunks to a large herd of alligators 👈💯🤞✊👍
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SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
March 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.
Yes, everybody’s going to need a witness,
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty
January 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yes, everybody’s going to need a witness,
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty
everybody’s going to need a little backup in case the scene gets nasty
bluesky got me pegged
December 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
bluesky got me pegged
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saw on the news people were hearing a strange drone in New Jersey. yeah turns out it was your mother in law’s voice
December 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
saw on the news people were hearing a strange drone in New Jersey. yeah turns out it was your mother in law’s voice
the closest theater playing Queer is 80+ miles away fuck my Pennsylvania chungus life
December 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
the closest theater playing Queer is 80+ miles away fuck my Pennsylvania chungus life
👇🧠💯
December 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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Donald trump speaking huttese Donald trump speaking fluent huttese Donald trump floors rodian bartender in Jabba’s palace by ordering bantha milk in fluent huttese
December 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Donald trump speaking huttese Donald trump speaking fluent huttese Donald trump floors rodian bartender in Jabba’s palace by ordering bantha milk in fluent huttese