noncommutativity
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it's a secret to everybody.
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i never understood the expression "bite me in the ass". what, like that's supposed to be a bad thing?
this may come as a surprise to some of you but i think there might be problems with my mental health
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
this may come as a surprise to some of you but i think there might be problems with my mental health
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Alright, that's quite enough of that. Goodnight, gay people in my phone
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Alright, that's quite enough of that. Goodnight, gay people in my phone
someone should kill this Bill guy...
change of plan we're watching both kill bills
everyone says 4:30am is the perfect time to get drunk and watch old hbomberguy videos. ask anyone
January 23, 2026 at 8:57 AM
someone should kill this Bill guy...
changing my name to bill so uma thurman hunts me down and kills me with the five point palm exploding heart technique
she kills bill with the five point palm exploding heart technique
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
changing my name to bill so uma thurman hunts me down and kills me with the five point palm exploding heart technique
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change of plan we're watching both kill bills
everyone says 4:30am is the perfect time to get drunk and watch old hbomberguy videos. ask anyone
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
change of plan we're watching both kill bills
everyone says 4:30am is the perfect time to get drunk and watch old hbomberguy videos. ask anyone
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
everyone says 4:30am is the perfect time to get drunk and watch old hbomberguy videos. ask anyone
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"forgot to limit replies to mutuals again on a post that started getting likes" award
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"forgot to limit replies to mutuals again on a post that started getting likes" award
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me after i get out of bed
Absolutely brutal that there is more for me to do today 😭
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
me after i get out of bed
woohoobs are so cool ........
its so fucked up that boobs are so cool but the word starts with "boo". thats a bad thing! we should be calling them "woohoobs"
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
woohoobs are so cool ........
its so fucked up that boobs are so cool but the word starts with "boo". thats a bad thing! we should be calling them "woohoobs"
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
its so fucked up that boobs are so cool but the word starts with "boo". thats a bad thing! we should be calling them "woohoobs"
very upsetting that bluesky asks "What's up?" when you hit the button to write a post. because like. what isn't up, buddy
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
very upsetting that bluesky asks "What's up?" when you hit the button to write a post. because like. what isn't up, buddy
this is so true (posting from my electric blanket)
i kinda think the heating pad/electric blanket is one of the greatest inventions of all time
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
this is so true (posting from my electric blanket)
would you still love me if i dropped out of grad school two or three months before i would have submitted my thesis
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
would you still love me if i dropped out of grad school two or three months before i would have submitted my thesis
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Hi y'all Lucy made the goal a modest 4k/10k cost and plans to sell her musical equipment to make up for the rest, but if y'all could keep sharing and donating so that she doesn't lose that stuff it would mean the world to me and her!
Please donate if you're able and reshare this post! My girlfriend is raising money for her surgery. thank you!!!! gofund.me/bda025772
Donate to lucy’s gender affirming surgery fund, organized by Lucy Blomkamp
hello friends, family and esteemed associates. i’m looking to get top surgery this … Lucy Blomkamp needs your support for lucy’s gender affirming surgery fund
gofund.me
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Hi y'all Lucy made the goal a modest 4k/10k cost and plans to sell her musical equipment to make up for the rest, but if y'all could keep sharing and donating so that she doesn't lose that stuff it would mean the world to me and her!
i should not have to go to work when the world is like this. they should give me one year's pay no questions asked to help me feel a little better
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i should not have to go to work when the world is like this. they should give me one year's pay no questions asked to help me feel a little better
taking out a restraining order against myself
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 AM
taking out a restraining order against myself
i want to quit my job so bad dude
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i want to quit my job so bad dude
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bitch with a theory of Nothing
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
bitch with a theory of Nothing
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Julius Caesar being described as "every woman’s man and every man’s woman" is bi representation.
www.lexundria.com/suet_jul/45-...
www.lexundria.com/suet_jul/45-...
Suetonius, Life of Julius Caesar 45-53
www.lexundria.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Julius Caesar being described as "every woman’s man and every man’s woman" is bi representation.
www.lexundria.com/suet_jul/45-...
www.lexundria.com/suet_jul/45-...
does anyone want to drink really hard and then cry together
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
does anyone want to drink really hard and then cry together
the battle of agincourt is a prime example of why Best of 1, Closed Teamsheet is a garbage format
agincourt. 1415. the english defeat the french largely by dominating neutral with arrow spam. the french burn meter trying to close in, get poked out, and it's over
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
the battle of agincourt is a prime example of why Best of 1, Closed Teamsheet is a garbage format
staring at the crotch of a guy from the country east of serbia call that the bulg area
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
staring at the crotch of a guy from the country east of serbia call that the bulg area