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xtina
@normal.bsky.social
· Aug 16
positive attitude maxxing 😌 nothing is bleak 😌
ah please, son of sam is my son. you can call me sam
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
ah please, son of sam is my son. you can call me sam
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the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
July 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
say hello to your little friend? i’d love to, he sounds great
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
say hello to your little friend? i’d love to, he sounds great
i will never “set my SSID to boingo hotspot”
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i will never “set my SSID to boingo hotspot”
“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends
clocking in for my first day as a senior shambler at the dark souls III castle, hope i don’t ge- AEURRRUUHRRGGHHH
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
clocking in for my first day as a senior shambler at the dark souls III castle, hope i don’t ge- AEURRRUUHRRGGHHH
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I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
just found out that the guy from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea was just going horizontally???
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
just found out that the guy from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea was just going horizontally???
vibing out to the washing machine’s song 😌 totally forgetting it’s telling me to come move the laundry
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
vibing out to the washing machine’s song 😌 totally forgetting it’s telling me to come move the laundry
missed opportunity to use the word “sniff”
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
missed opportunity to use the word “sniff”
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They said im in the top 1% of listeners to women
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
They said im in the top 1% of listeners to women
football announcers sound soo excited when they yell “touchdown!!!” like no matter which team scored, they’re just thrilled to see any touchdown
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
football announcers sound soo excited when they yell “touchdown!!!” like no matter which team scored, they’re just thrilled to see any touchdown
when it’s time to go to the airport, the man with space in his suitcase is king
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
when it’s time to go to the airport, the man with space in his suitcase is king
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ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
the siren song of an airport tub of pesto pasta…
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the siren song of an airport tub of pesto pasta…
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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reminder: the headless horseman actually has no damn clue where he’s going
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
reminder: the headless horseman actually has no damn clue where he’s going
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dust bowl husband: i'm home
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
dust bowl husband: i'm home
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?
dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?