Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
Served my sentence and I'm finally free of that horrible oubliette. Where are you @ninstarfish.bsky.social? I'm coming to get my revenge on you, you better be ready.
#GOJail
#GOJail
a man in a suit and tie is walking out of a helicopter
Alt: Louise sent me to find you, are you okay?
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Served my sentence and I'm finally free of that horrible oubliette. Where are you @ninstarfish.bsky.social? I'm coming to get my revenge on you, you better be ready.
#GOJail
#GOJail
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“i hate when fic writers—” “my pet peeve is when—” “this fic is so bad” ok, close the tab and go write your own
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“i hate when fic writers—” “my pet peeve is when—” “this fic is so bad” ok, close the tab and go write your own
Tell you what - it's a good thing I have zero video editing skills because if I did I'd be DIABOLICAL. Final fifteen to Then He Kissed me by the Crystals, anyone?
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tell you what - it's a good thing I have zero video editing skills because if I did I'd be DIABOLICAL. Final fifteen to Then He Kissed me by the Crystals, anyone?
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
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hey wanna come over and be doomed by the narrative
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
hey wanna come over and be doomed by the narrative
Can't tell you how many people have suggested I just use ChatGPT to write this speech for my friend's wedding. Imagine being trusted with such an honour and instead of writing anything heartfelt simply reading from the slop machine? Rancid.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can't tell you how many people have suggested I just use ChatGPT to write this speech for my friend's wedding. Imagine being trusted with such an honour and instead of writing anything heartfelt simply reading from the slop machine? Rancid.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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JAIL DOWN, WE REPEAT, JAIL DOWN. ANGST POST FREELY LISTENERS. THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
JAIL DOWN, WE REPEAT, JAIL DOWN. ANGST POST FREELY LISTENERS. THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY.
What is actually going on in the Jail??? Honestly I go into hiding for a few measly days and there's full lockdown and Star has the hamster in a sock?!
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: I'm dipping
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What is actually going on in the Jail??? Honestly I go into hiding for a few measly days and there's full lockdown and Star has the hamster in a sock?!
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
View for the next couple of months.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
View for the next couple of months.
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Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:
Sorry I'm barely around at the mo, work is kicking my arse right now 😭 I miss hanging out here with all of you a lot! Please blow up my notifications if the poster drops and I'll come running lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sorry I'm barely around at the mo, work is kicking my arse right now 😭 I miss hanging out here with all of you a lot! Please blow up my notifications if the poster drops and I'll come running lol
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Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
Another day another 13hrs of technical rehearsal. I wanna do something that isn't work or sleep now 😭
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Another day another 13hrs of technical rehearsal. I wanna do something that isn't work or sleep now 😭
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A Peep Show Bake Off. That is the Christmas present I never knew I wanted.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A Peep Show Bake Off. That is the Christmas present I never knew I wanted.
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The majority of the UK media, encouraged by the UK's equality body, is waging a campaign to encourage the public, employers and health providers to harass anyone who doesn't fit their definition of what a woman should look like.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The majority of the UK media, encouraged by the UK's equality body, is waging a campaign to encourage the public, employers and health providers to harass anyone who doesn't fit their definition of what a woman should look like.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
Tech rehearsals are a special kind of hell fr
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Tech rehearsals are a special kind of hell fr
Snow on my walk to the train station this morning. I always love it when it first starts to lie.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Snow on my walk to the train station this morning. I always love it when it first starts to lie.
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Everyone having a good day?
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everyone having a good day?
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Work is fully kicking my butt this week and it's only Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Work is fully kicking my butt this week and it's only Wednesday
Aldi really testing my Don't-Buy-Stuff-I-Don't-Need with this one 😩
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Aldi really testing my Don't-Buy-Stuff-I-Don't-Need with this one 😩
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A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.